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Chimp attack victim

Womans face after chimp attack.

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by Squidley

submitted November 13th 2009

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Now she could use a good skull fuckin'
8 years ago
Pus makes a good lubricant.
8 years ago
Looks like someone just did her in the eye.
8 years ago
Despite being 90% muscle and incredibly strong for their size, you punch a chimp in the face it will immediately stop attacking you.

Bears are a different story, but Plantshit can elaborate on how to take one down with your bare hands.
8 years ago
did you not hear the crazy owner stabbed the drugged out monkey(not a black person) 20 times and the cops had to shoot the high as monkey(again, not a black person)4 times
8 years ago
That will be enough of that haji.
8 years ago
How can u stab something 20 times without it dieing ?
I need 1 stab not 5 not 10, 1
or maybe the owner dint want to kill his monkey, that makes sense, maybe he ordered the monkey to chew her face off, then stole her purse and started stabbing the monkey becouse he wasent listening, after he ate his stash,
8 years ago
Or, maybe, it's hard to hit a vital organ when you are trying to stab a pissed off and rampaging monkey that's drugged. Just a thought.
8 years ago
oh shit, finally we see here. Two words that fuckin sucks. Atleast she has a life time supply of oxycotins if she decides to end it
8 years ago
?
8 years ago
I knew a guy who would fuck a chimp until he learned that it could rip his face off. He's a member down the club.
8 years ago
No homo?
8 years ago
but where is the video of her getting her face ripped off?
8 years ago
That's what she gets for monkeying around.



Come on, someone had to say it.
8 years ago
It didnt need to be said
8 years ago
been there done that.
8 years ago
poor woman
8 years ago
^look what the camel dragged in
8 years ago
I think it walked in and took a shit.
8 years ago
is this the chick that gave a pet chimp drugs?..serves her right either way
8 years ago
I think she is the ex bff of the chick that gave her chimp drugs. Did you notice how it chewed her fucking hands off? Holy shit, I bet Bonzo never went off like that.
8 years ago
It should be against the law to have a chimp for a pet. A guy in california was at a picnic with his wife when he was attacked by three chimps who had escaped a zoo. He was killed after being shredded to bits by them. Two chimps were shot but one is still in the area somewhere.
8 years ago
There was only 2 chimps and they were at an animal sanctuary. The guy lived but they chewed his face and dick off.
8 years ago
You sure it wasn't Hank there urkel?
8 years ago
You are dying to chew my dick off, Spermy, aren't you? Try Wanko, he likes the gay sex with the noobs.
8 years ago
So, does your fat-ass chink mother-in-law go through all the posts and then write your material for you?
8 years ago
Is that your best gay pick-up line? Makes no sense to me.
8 years ago
Hey hankchinklicker...this will be the last time I'll even acknowledge your useless existence in the world. I was just curious why you even bother coming here. You are about as popular on mucho as whunu is. The two of you douche-bags should just get an apartment together, and suck one another off until the end of days.
8 years ago
Wow, the "you aren't popular" diss. I'm stunned.

Listen faggot, not that it matters, but I'm about a 1,000 times more popular than you are here. True = Fuck you.
8 years ago
i'm more popular than jesus
8 years ago
After he was crucified.

Hey Dik, why haven't you chased this Sporty sperm bag off yet? He's a punk.
8 years ago
hey, hank's back - i wondered why the comment counts had doubled.
8 years ago
Nothing to do with me. I'm very laconic.
8 years ago
Like iranian said. Poor woman.
8 years ago
"Part" of her face?? Yehea ....
8 years ago
I can't believe what that chimp did to Oprah! My god it's hideous!
8 years ago
She kind of looks like a chimp now herself.
8 years ago
Oprah?
8 years ago
My mother-in-law.
8 years ago
She could maybe get work if they made a remake of Pink Floyd's The Wall.
8 years ago
You are spot on with that comment.
8 years ago
if she still had eyes she'd probably run off screaming after seeing oprah thinking the crazy chimp was back for more.
8 years ago
shit happens when you give fucking chimps xanax to "calm them down". stupid fucks.
8 years ago
Attack? That face is sculpture now,give that chimp a pat on the back.

Fortunate too that she looks like a puppet,she could paint herself blue and do childrens TV.
8 years ago
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