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and...fap.

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted November 10th 2009

100 comments
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comments (100)
uh oh i see a tiger shark out there
8 years ago
it's just claude
8 years ago
I see a beached whale
8 years ago
somebody should harpoon it
8 years ago
i got my harpoon ready
8 years ago
You can't kill megalodon
8 years ago
OMG a buoy!
8 years ago
Yes ladies, go out towards the buoy.
8 years ago
That fat girl didn't take her top off because she doesn't feel comfortable. I feel like that fat girl most of the time in all seriousness. I'm pretty lonely and I don't have many people to talk to.

I'm sorry for being such a douche on here but I don't get too much attention in the real world you guys. I know you're gonna make fun of me now and that's ok, just remember I'm a real guy ok?

8 years ago
fuck off.
8 years ago
*Puts arm around jackums* "It's okay, dude. Let me open the door for ya, we'll go out and have a smoke" "after you" *shut* *lock* *bolt*

...ROYT! ...where were we then?
8 years ago
aww..
8 years ago
Sooooo...HockeyBritt-ah....you like cats?
8 years ago
A guy that feels like a fat girl? Thats pretty fucking cool actually
8 years ago
jackumms = fat girl, with bacne, and BO that smells like onions
8 years ago
u guys say im a bad person for being a graffiti artist but then u act like this. shitty people
8 years ago
drippy, your not a bad person for being a graffiti artist, your just a an asshole

now jackumms on the other hand, if your coming to mucho expecting anyone to be nice to you because your insecure...well, fuck you fatty
8 years ago
We're douchebags... not fucking retards.
8 years ago
drippy = lucid

jackumms = either angy, or the faggy cousin i always "forget" to acknowledge at reunions
8 years ago
Don't let these guys fool you jackumms, they're an alright bunch of people. Just quit being an internet douche and be yourself. Or is that you?
8 years ago
Who the fuck is drippy and when did we ever talk about him being a graffiti "artist"?
8 years ago
Long story, snerf. It was something that happened in chat.
8 years ago
And drippy is a bung-hole of the highest order.
8 years ago
Chat is for homos.
8 years ago
jackumms, if you're ever in Northern Illinois you let me know, we'll get together and hug it out. Bring lots of money and wear your best jewelry. And keep it a secret, if anyone asks you're visiting your old friend Bono.
8 years ago
No need to be scared of the chat, Hank.
8 years ago
I'm not scared of homosexuals. I just don't like them.
8 years ago
I'm not gay, and i'm not scared of chat.
8 years ago
Gay guys always say that.
8 years ago
I just went to chat and did indeed confirm that it is full of homosexuals and losers.
8 years ago
Dik, for example.
8 years ago
Just kidding Dik.
8 years ago
Not really.
8 years ago
thats 5 comments there just to say fuck all... you could have said that in chat and not here.
8 years ago
You could have just stfu instead of whining like a little bitch.

Really Fries, chat is right up your alley, what with all the gay sex going on in there. I'm surprised you ever come out.
8 years ago
Gay sex chat is not true , i got chatted up by Britt last time i was in there
8 years ago
I've told you before, stay away from britt.


*hard stare*
8 years ago
Britt is a stupid and fat. She suits you perfectly Fries.
8 years ago
She's not stupid or fat, and she definitely doesn't suit fries.
8 years ago
^Likes stupid fatties.
8 years ago
^Doesn't like being wrong.
8 years ago
Well, nobody likes being wrong, do they? Not that that applies to me, as I'm 100% right in this case.
8 years ago
Is it just coincidence that chat rhymes with scat?

I don't think so.
8 years ago
That doesn't make sense as you're more likely to find scat on here than in chat.
8 years ago
...and you're still wrong.
8 years ago
It makes perfect sense.

1. Chat is gay.
2. Gay men have butt sex.
3. Poop (scat) comes from the butt.
4. Fries is a loser.
8 years ago
Therefore, I'm a virile, hetero man and anyone who goes to chat is either gay or lesbian.
8 years ago
1. False
2. True
3. True
4. Unquestionably

And I like girls, so I must, therefore, be a lesbian...
8 years ago
Name one guy in chat that isn't gay, besides dik.
8 years ago
Sorry, you can't. They are all fruitier than a green grocer.
8 years ago
Me
8 years ago
Sorry, I said not gay. You had sex with Camy I heard.
8 years ago
Just vicious rumors..
8 years ago
The asian is mine.
8 years ago
That's cool, I'll take the one right in the middle. She looks like she can take some punches.
8 years ago
dammit jim - you already have one...
8 years ago
There's only one tramp stamp in the whole bunch?
8 years ago
Tramps are going undercover these days.
8 years ago
if that 752341 were the rankings... where's 6?
8 years ago
She would have needed two rankings, so she was left out to keep a level playing field.
8 years ago
Mako took her away to have his way with her
8 years ago
Mako is mo longer a shark, he's a yankee now.
8 years ago
That was the "fap" joke. As in...when you come to 6...I'd rather fap. (fail)
8 years ago
Fail is right.
8 years ago
Did I forget to say, Fuck you, Clod? I don't remember.
8 years ago
ill take the bitch in the one piece
8 years ago
She'd eat you in one piece.
8 years ago
She'd eat him with peas.
8 years ago
i like peas and sweetcorn
8 years ago
You like it when men pea in your mouth.
8 years ago
what about the sweetcorn then ?
8 years ago
You eat it out of my shit.
8 years ago
goose, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose, duck

i call far right

Ahab should harpoon the whale 2nd to last
8 years ago
what happened to #6?
8 years ago
Several dozen too many large Colonel burger meals with an extra large fries?
8 years ago
i'm not 'large'
8 years ago
that's what she said!
8 years ago
Blutto's large. Oliveoyle sang a song about him.
8 years ago
He's mean.
8 years ago
I'll take slant eyes, she looks she could hold her own.
8 years ago
I'm all about 1 and 3.
8 years ago
I see things in a different perspective. I'd trade all those girls to put me on that beach with a fishing pole any day of the year.
8 years ago
I'd trade it all to be beside you, with my arms wrapped around one of yours.
8 years ago
O.o
8 years ago
I know right?
8 years ago
I wanna brush your teeth with my dick.
8 years ago
^film that shit and post it!
8 years ago
theres a whole busload of gayness going on right here
8 years ago
I'll wash that busload, with my dick.
8 years ago
I'll broadside that bus with my homophobic '78 'Vette.
8 years ago
*erects
8 years ago
Why can't you guys ever take me serious?
8 years ago
lol!!!!




...wait...what?
8 years ago
i have no desire to watch toolman sodomize ty with a fishing pole
8 years ago
Nor do I...but I'd charge 25 bucks a pop for the show
8 years ago
and I would take a 5% cut of the cheese
8 years ago
1rish1...19996
8 years ago
psshhh...he's not going anywhere
8 years ago
He'll be back up to full commenting speed once he's completed Borderlands
8 years ago
get out of the picture fatty.
8 years ago
recover password
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