by Sporty

submitted November 9th 2009

133 comments
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Dik?
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comments (133)
ya..that's me
8 years ago
for his next trick, sporty declares dik's turds unsmellable
8 years ago
Dammit poss, you just ruined my next post!
8 years ago
yu snuz yu luz
8 years ago
No sign. It's fake.
8 years ago
Hey, aren't you supposed to be joining Japanese douche bags in holy matrimony today?
8 years ago
There was only 1 ceremony. It doesn't take that long.
8 years ago
Do you do those marriage gigs?
8 years ago
Yep. Hypocritical, but what the fuck ever. It pays well.
8 years ago
My brother used to do them and they always paid well.
8 years ago
In fact all the people I know that lived in Japan did those gigs.
8 years ago
I get like 175 bucks for an hour and a half. I just wish they were more consistent. Winter months are slow.
8 years ago
sucking cock in the subway doesn't pay the bills huh hank? get that ladyboy bitch of yours on a trannycam you dumb fuck.
8 years ago
I'm doing ok with the ishitonoldbitchesheads.com site. Your mom is quite the volunteer.
8 years ago
That one will never get old....just like Brittney Murphy
8 years ago
what , Brittney Murphys dead ?
8 years ago
Yeah, shame that. She was hot...in a crazy sort of way.
8 years ago
Heart attack at 32...a waste
8 years ago
Have they released any info cheeky, other than it being a heart attack? Like related to drugs or anything?
8 years ago
Not yet
8 years ago
It was nothing to do with me, she was nowhere near my basement.
8 years ago
Riiiiight fugs.




*picks up phone and dials 911*
8 years ago
^^patio
8 years ago
No, poss, I don't keep captives near the patio.
8 years ago
Erm, guests, I meant to say guests.

I don't know where 'captives' came from.
8 years ago
at least not any more
8 years ago
*grins at the Fugsian Slip
8 years ago
Will that appear in the MS slang dictionary ?
8 years ago
Possibly, I'm kinda hoping that 'excludivity' might make it in there too.
8 years ago
whoa, you're still up good sir?
8 years ago
Me? Yeah, but not for long...
8 years ago
Older you get , less sleep needed ,fact.
8 years ago
This is true ALT
8 years ago
Excuse me?
8 years ago
*smells fugs fart filtering finally from front Forch (Solly)
8 years ago
I am 56 , at times short naps all whats needed.
8 years ago
Jesus ALT..you got me beat. I thought I was old :-P
8 years ago
Well I feel better now, 44 today.

Yay me!
8 years ago
i love ALT, Tool, and Borracho unconditionally, for being the only three MS folks that i know for a fact are Older Than ME
8 years ago
happy bday landlord
8 years ago
Me making it this long wasn't easy,many are surprised that I am still around including me .
8 years ago
Thanks poss, I'll have a drink later and pretend it's from you :)
8 years ago
Hah! Happy Bday fugs! You got me by 4 years :)
8 years ago
^sporty also be an old fuck then! hahahaha
8 years ago
hush you!
8 years ago
Happy birthday Fugs, you old fuck
8 years ago
44?? can you even see and walk at that age grandpa?
8 years ago
He has to use a motorized scooter to get around now
8 years ago
his computer turns on with "the clapper"
8 years ago
You are a bunch of old faggots.
8 years ago
That is Mister Faggot to you , and also Sir is acceptable .
8 years ago
He's showing off because he's just a young faggot.
8 years ago
You mean he likes young faggots
8 years ago
I SAID YOU MEAN HE LIKES YOUNG FAGGOTS
8 years ago
Zzzzzzzz...*pop*

Get off my lawn! oh...

Hi there erm... erm... thingy.
8 years ago
shouting not much good , Fugs will only understand if it said in a silly and really broad Lancashire accent.
8 years ago
like the ones Mike Harding does
8 years ago
Eeh by 'eck lad, wha's tha brung thaddup fer?

Tha's a silly young bugger, dost tha know thad?
8 years ago
Tha shunt be givin' t'cheek t'thi elders, tha knows.
8 years ago
ecky thump
8 years ago
Fugs has a team of 6 whippets for his scooter
8 years ago
ISN'T THAT RIGHT FUGS
8 years ago
By 'eck
8 years ago
Nah then sithi 'ere, tha dunt kno' wot tha's yarrupin' abaht!

If tha carries on, ah'l 'ave t' clip thi roun' th'earoyl.
8 years ago
You couldn't catch anyone in that chariot of yours. Mush mush!
8 years ago
I'm also thinking that none of our overseas brethren will catch any of what I've been saying..
8 years ago
Ah tell thee sumat, you're not wrong lad
8 years ago
Fackin' northern monkeys
8 years ago
*stares blankly*

^screw you guys^ >I'm going home>
8 years ago
if thats dik then jaimee is quite dead... but happy
8 years ago
hmm...havent heard from jaimee in a while...
8 years ago
Has Fugs buried her under the patio as well?
8 years ago
There is nobody under my patio, Possum would discover them.
8 years ago
More likely Possum's eaten them
8 years ago
God has a sick sense of humor...
8 years ago
He's a lefty like me. Unfortunatly, it's my balls.
8 years ago
No sign. It's fake.
8 years ago
i don't need a sign
8 years ago
i'm past that
8 years ago
i'm like.. mucho gold..."mold"
8 years ago
I was just kidding. Signs are for pussys.
8 years ago
Signs Signs Everywhere there's signs
Blocking up the scenery Breaking up my mind
Do this Don't do that Can't you read the sign
8 years ago
yeah , i dont need no sign either
8 years ago
A brain would be a good start though.
8 years ago
Fries sign says, "kick me".

Cruel's sign says, "I'll suck yo dick for a crack rock."
8 years ago
Wanko's sign says, "I swear, Officer. I didn't know he was only 7."
8 years ago
Hank's sign says, 'I'll suck yo cock for a fortune cookie.'
8 years ago
^Disappointingly unoriginal
8 years ago
Clod's sign says, "Why do black people have to talk so loud in public? It makes me nervous."
8 years ago
Hank...you wouldn't know original if it jumped up and bit you on your cum-collector.
8 years ago
I'm the king of original, Spunkmaster Flash.

8 years ago
I'm the king of original, Spunkmaster Flash.
8 years ago
I'm the king of original, Spunkmaster Flash.
8 years ago
I hope that was intentional, noob.
8 years ago
Obviously.
8 years ago
Oh yeah. Riiight. Yeah.
8 years ago
See? You'll believe anything.
8 years ago
*laughs about the fortune cookie joke and passes on*
8 years ago
Seriously?
8 years ago
Apparently so. See, you're old news like whunu. Faggot!
8 years ago
Elephant cock or not...that guy's not getting laid - even if he is arrogantly displaying his junk all over the beach.
8 years ago
It's fake, genius.
8 years ago
I will totally believe you. I know you know a real cock when you see one, Mr Cock Expert.
8 years ago
Wow, you are really gullible. I suppose you'd believe me if I told you it's not really gay if you're just sucking my dick?
8 years ago
I know it's not - your wife already told me so when I was sucking her cock.
8 years ago
You were sucking my dog's cock.

What's your favorite flavor, shiba or beagle?
8 years ago
Madame Butterfly.
I can't believe you call your wife a dog.
8 years ago
Thanks for nibbling the ticks off his balls, Cruel. That was good service and cheap, too!
8 years ago
Now you're saying your dog of a wife has ticks too? Oh man, just give it up.
8 years ago
Cruel's Flea and Tick Service.

"Dog balls are my speciality."
8 years ago
Hahahahaaaaaa!
8 years ago
Cruel's Flea and Tick Service

"Anal cleansing also available upon request."
8 years ago
Next time you should make sure to brush your teeth and floss after. I think I saw a tick stuck to your gums.
8 years ago
Yawn. My goodness...you really are bad.
8 years ago
Hahaha, I think my dog fell in love with you. Would ever consider dating a beagle?
8 years ago
I'd test cigarettes on beagles
8 years ago
Anyone with less than 30,000 comments is pure garbage.
8 years ago
And yet the 2 people to have surpassed 30,000 comments did it by talking garbage
8 years ago
Cruel was exceptionally easy to pwn tonight. Three times. He's gotten very soft.
8 years ago
Like Fries.
8 years ago
"Talking garbage"?

How dare you!
8 years ago
Spam = Garbage
8 years ago
So quit spamming the place up, Fries, with your lame comments.
8 years ago
Hank...you breached 30,000...so you can stfu now and get back to being Rev Hypocrite-san.
8 years ago
You can get back to licking my dog's asshole clean.
8 years ago
^^hmm...to call anyone on this site a hypocrite, means that you, at least at one point, thought MS might be something other than what it is...

wow - that's actually pretty damned sad, dude
8 years ago
Clod started that crazy talk.
8 years ago
Get off your low horse cheech please. It's just stupid.
8 years ago
Sad was the look on my dog's face when you stopped massaging his balls.
8 years ago
Why do you keep calling your dog-faced wife a dog?
8 years ago
You're slippin hank
8 years ago
I'm slippin' my cock in your granny's asshole, you stupid punk.

Nice reply fail, btw. Loser.
8 years ago
Forgot the Photoshop tag
8 years ago
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