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Smartest Dog In The World

Let's call him "Tarpy"

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by ClaudeBallz

submitted November 7th 2009

23 comments
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I just got a five month old Pariah dog, and he's extremely antisocial. He'll have fun at the dog park, but he's dominant as hell with other dogs, regardless of their size. Terrible with people. Anyone have experience with dogs like this? Should I take him to obedience class or some shit?
8 years ago
Watch the Dog Whisperer. He cures all that shit.
8 years ago
Cut off his balls. Dogs without balls are much less alpha dog. Or, you could just work on lines like, "Oh, sorry, did he do that?" and "Oops, sorry about that, they can probably sew that back on."
8 years ago
Cutting his balls off probably wont do much. My miniature pinscher is the same way. At the dog park he is good but he hates people and rapes white fluffy dogs. and to top it all off we have discovered he is a homosexual dog. He loves that butt hole. Can you say play date?
8 years ago
I don't think dogs that are 7 months old can be neutered. Getting pretty annoying.
8 years ago
You've got a miniature pinscher. There's your problem.
8 years ago
Getting him neutered might help yes. Take him to a trainer that specializes in aggressive dogs, not one at petsmart. Don't let him go through doors before you, never step over him.. there's a bunch of things really. Mostly just go to a real trainer, they'll train you more than the dog.
8 years ago
You can train it to lie still pretty quick with a .45
8 years ago
You know, that's creepy, this bitch obviously took a lot of time to teach him to not take the food when she says "Barack Obama", you crazy yanks.
8 years ago
whats crazier is she actually thought it was funny...
i actually suspect she votes based on her dogs eating habits..
8 years ago
I bet so too!
8 years ago
I'll bet she doesn't even vote...just another complaining redneck
8 years ago
i was thinking the same thing camy
8 years ago
the way it shy's away kinda seems like she b eat it while saying 'barack obama'
8 years ago
so wtf's wrong with Barack Obama
8 years ago
not funny
8 years ago
What's not funny about saying "Barack Obama" every time you slap your dog?
8 years ago
Nothing
8 years ago
fuck i miss the bush years, when we had a govt that really cared about the middle class. we were doing so well back then. fucking obama, i'm going to start smacking my dog in the fact to teach him how bad obama is too... vid in a couple weeks.
8 years ago
lolol
8 years ago
I don't know why he doesn't like him, he's the same color.
8 years ago
I thought she kept saying Dr. Baumer until I read the comments.
8 years ago
stupid bitch.
8 years ago
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