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Shot In The Face

Failed suicide attempt, now you have a vagina on your face

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by Suge

submitted November 3rd 2009

33 comments
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how do you survive that?
8 years ago
I'm surprised he's conscious enough to function. He looks utterly pissed with himself.
8 years ago
I thought he just needed a nap.
8 years ago
you know your a bitch for committing suicide, now your a dumbass for missing.
i would say he should be shot, but....yeah.
8 years ago
Suicide Chump
8 years ago
Lesson for the day, children: if you're going to commit suicide by shooting yourself, put the gun in your mouth and aim toward the back. It'll take out your brain stem, so you'll actually die instead of being a vegetable for the rest of your pathetic life.
8 years ago
Yeh, but you can easily miss and die slowly from blood loss. A shotgun in the mouth aimed up towards the brain is the best way to do it. Skull isn't as hard at the bottom.
8 years ago
Just jump off a building. You leave a much cooler looking corpse.
8 years ago
Drive really fast into wall with a backseat full of gas cans and road flares.
8 years ago
I'm gonna go with the jumping off a tall building idea. It would be more fun.

But anyway, only homos attempt suicide
8 years ago
I wouldn't be able to do it. I'm afraid of heights.
8 years ago
You're right though. Only homos "attempt" suicide. If you really want to do it, you'll get it right the first time.
8 years ago
Maybe od'ing on drugs should be the way to go..
No Homo
8 years ago
So how was your failed attempt gay1sh1?
8 years ago
redrum attempts to choke to death on my dick every day.
8 years ago
Taco, the barrel on a shotgun is too long for some people to reach the trigger. Even if you miss with a pistol, odds are you've done enough damage to the area that the swelling will quickly cause paralysis and death.
8 years ago
Nonsense, in your car with the hose from the exhaust into the car, you just go to sleep.
8 years ago
and asphyxiate on your vomit

8 years ago
You will most likely be passed out by that point anyhow, just keep your chin down.
8 years ago
Whatever method leaves me with a raging hard-on. -And no, I don't mean Hank.
8 years ago
This man is full of fail.
8 years ago
Yeah, but it's leaking out at a high rate of speed.
8 years ago
^awesome.
8 years ago
someone needs to finish the job.
8 years ago
I don't know what could be so bad that you'd want to end your life. It goes fast enough!
8 years ago
Maybe that fag is married.. Dont blame him.
8 years ago
who the fuck shoots themselves in the middle of the forehead?!?!?!?
8 years ago
forehead is the exit wound
looks like he shot himself
under the chin with a .22
8 years ago
I wonder how much it cost his healthcare system to fix him up. They could just euthanize him for alot cheaper.
8 years ago
Two time loser can't even kill himself right!! What a DB!!
8 years ago
Should of used a better gun son.
8 years ago
Should HAVE used, HAVE!

You really are a dumb fuck, aren't you?
8 years ago
Don't go killing yourself over it. But if you try please do a better job than this guy!!!
8 years ago