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guy gets himself a hooker

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if it wasn't for that ugly lip gloss i'd get her too.

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by jerkaholik

submitted November 3rd 2009

44 comments
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comments (44)
kinda skipped throught the first 9 minutes, but that looked like huntington beach.
8 years ago
my bad, he even said it in the video. the end of the video was kinda boring and i had the volume down by then cus i got tired of listening to them.
8 years ago
YEAH WE RLY GIVE A FUCK, no one cares that u know what huntington beach looks like.
8 years ago
*sniflz* that was mean.
8 years ago
It's ok flylice I care what it looks like.
8 years ago
ya we all care that you know what it looks like. it means you know a lot.
8 years ago
Her belt is on backwards.
8 years ago
What kind of dumbshit leaves his keys and cellphone out on the counter in another room while a hooker is in the house?
8 years ago
a guy with a shamrock on his keychain
8 years ago
that green clover looks rather familiar...
and I think I know why^
8 years ago
what kind of dumbshit thinks this is actually a hooker? (unless you want to call all pornstars "video hookers", which they are)
8 years ago
a guy with a shamrock on his keychain
8 years ago
holy shit..that guy had a shamrock on his keychain..and irish, your avatar is one too..

fucking freaky shit man.
8 years ago
No bag, classy. Might as well cum inside her.
8 years ago
Yeah, I would fuck her without a condom and cum inside her.
8 years ago
I did.
8 years ago
Watching the driving part, I thought "hey, that looks familiar."

It is familiar. I've taken my dog to the off-leash dog beach there.
8 years ago
tits or GTFO
8 years ago
My dog is a male and therefore has no tits.
8 years ago
why would you leave? should of just stayed and fucked on the bed
8 years ago
sorry that this seems kinda mean, but maybe you don't know that sex gets boring if its done in the same place over and over again. you need to do variations of location and performance.
8 years ago
No, actually you don't. I think I'd actually shoot myself if I ever got bored of fucking at all.
8 years ago
one more guy who didn't fuck more than once. and i doubt even that one time.
8 years ago
Good point SMC!
8 years ago
sex gets boring so hey, let's go do it where it's uncomfortable as hell? yeah that makes sense. whoever you're fucking, jerkaholik, it's the wrong person.
8 years ago
you guys are fucking in the same position with the same woman in the same bed all your life? best if there is no foreplay at all? only stick it in, shake it, cum and fall asleep? no bondage, sm, cosplay or any other variation needed? damnit! any woman you fuck would fall asleep during your lazy excuse of a sex life! i would kill myself if i'd be as lame as you.
8 years ago
Maybe you're actually into dudes, and the reason you need to spice up your sex life is that pussy just isn't enough to do it for you.
8 years ago
that comment confirms how lame you are.
8 years ago
if pussy is all you need then just go and buy a pocket pussy. would satisfy you all life long, wouldn't it?
8 years ago
Sadly, she is afflicted with the no ass defect...
8 years ago
the proper term is "Notassatall"!
8 years ago
it's ok to admit you're gay
8 years ago
dam id get a hooker everyday if i could find one that takes off my shoes before we fuck like that bitch
8 years ago
Holy fuck! she's got a face like a mexican man!
8 years ago
damn. you are right. kinda missed that..
8 years ago
Really? Lip gloss is the discriminating factor?
8 years ago
the bitch has no ass.
8 years ago
see above
8 years ago
Just pisses me off whenever I see a porn when the fucking chick never takes her BRA OFF!! C'mon... really?? :/
8 years ago
i quess sloppy tits.
8 years ago
god shes ugly
8 years ago
Wow... no rubber? Brilliant.
8 years ago
hate the hair but more importantly why did he never take off her bra off, she had big tits?
3 years ago
He couldn't work the front clasp
3 years ago
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