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dead baby jokes

"What's pink, red, and sits in the corner? A dead baby. What's black, green, and sits in the corner? Same baby 3 weeks later."

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by Phelsu

submitted October 30th 2009

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dead baby jokes
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Baby back ribs.
8 years ago
where are the jokes?..phelsu you idiot
8 years ago
Whats easier to unload? A truckload of bowling balls or a truckload of dead babies?


Dead babies, you can use a pitch fork.
8 years ago


How do you fit 200 dead babies in a phone booth?

Blender - How do you get them out?


Tortilla Chips.
8 years ago
Whats red and bubbly and scratches at the window?


Baby in a microwave.
8 years ago
Whats blue and squirms in the corner?


A baby with a baggie on its head.
8 years ago
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?


So you can watch its expression.
8 years ago
What do you call a dead baby in a blender?

I don't know I was too busy fapping.
8 years ago
What do you get if you cut a baby with a straight razor?

If you're a man, an erection.
8 years ago
just take out the "if you're a man" its much more too the point...

what do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor?

an erection.
8 years ago
I was thinking the same thing. Good joke though. I'm sure i'll use it once or twice.
8 years ago
whats the difference between a hundred dead baby's and a Ferrari?

i don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
8 years ago
I have a keychain like this that the doctor's office gave out.
8 years ago
plastic
8 years ago
too bad that wasn't seagull
8 years ago
fu
8 years ago
dd I make the "somebody" list yet?...I will keep trying
8 years ago
*did
8 years ago
whatever
8 years ago
its a centipede
8 years ago
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