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Parents of the year

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by Mako

submitted October 28th 2009

47 comments
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This is total BS. I think providing your child with a safe environment to experiment with alcohol and drugs is better than letting them do it in some alley. Goddamn government overstepping its bounds if you ask me.
8 years ago
Well forcing your child to smoke/inhale drugs isn't right, is it strongo? and the fact that the reason for doing so was because the mother wanted the baby to sleep all day, it's pretty pathetic if you ask me. As to your point yeah it probably would be better than having them do it outside in the big bad world but that doesn't mean to say smoking weed and heavily drinking around your own child is good....
8 years ago
*cues up the baby-on-the-ceiling scene from trainspotting*
8 years ago
Sure, if the kid is maybe in their teens or some shit, not 2 fucking years old.
8 years ago
Im no druggie, but I have done a few in my day and never once was it in an alley!
8 years ago
We can only imagine the number of things children are 'forced' to do, not just by their parents, but by the law. The number of drugs a child must take, forced inoculations and so on. How many people have died from smoking weed? How many have died from inoculations? It might be pathetic in your eyes to force a person to do something, but in my eyes it is -essential- when they are your child. Honestly, I don't care what someone does to their own child, until they can walk away from the situation the kid is their bag of meat and they can do whatever they want to it. The kid is a terrible little fuck? Kill it!
8 years ago
And smoking during pregnancy go's unpunished.
Now study has proven that pregnant jamaican women who smoke during pregnancy produce bigger stronger, and more ripe kids, mentaly ripe, they are likely to start talking faster and preform tasks faster, comprehend stuff and so on.
So why are they against weed, it has proven that the usage is healty if not smoked.
U become littlebit less concentrated and slow and maybe tired but thats the only side effect. The tar from smoking is bad, but it is not even comparable to tabaco tar, since it is mixed with some realy good substances like thc.
8 years ago
Not reading all that ^^ shit.
8 years ago
Me neither.
8 years ago
i did, and now i regret it.
8 years ago
in hawaii, tahiti, and other pacific island cultures...as late as the 1920's...many parents used masturbation -and often oral/genital stimulation- as techniques to calm their colicky babies
8 years ago
1920's?, my mom still does that to me...and to be honest, I kinda like it....thats just how it is in our family...
8 years ago
my parents just gave me rum and that worked
8 years ago
My parents through whiskey bottles and Busch beer cans at me to calm me when I was colicky..
8 years ago
*threw. Sorry, drunk.
8 years ago
They obviously didn't throw them hard enough...
8 years ago
ZING!
8 years ago
or couldnt aim for shit
8 years ago
Once again another reason people should have licenses to have children, just like to drive. You fuck up, bye bye kids.
8 years ago
Agreed
8 years ago
Then what would we do with all the black babies? They would do that shit on purpose.
8 years ago
This is 100% opposite of personal responsibility, and honestly, try to imagine the places where all of these children would be kept, it would be worse than prison. The idea is -horrible- and disgusting. Things happen to young humans, life goes on. What so many younger find and meet to survive is a trillion times worse than what 99% of the time occurs in the US.
8 years ago
Didn't get that last sentence.
8 years ago
Plus, fuck you PH.
8 years ago
fuck that ,i was smoking from year 3 t'ill i was 7 ,my step dad told my mom that it wassent cool but what the fuck does he know, he was a closet fag that cheated on my mom with a man and used to punish me really bad so he wouldent get off on me ,i totally say that the pot hassent afected me but the other situation....alot more.....
8 years ago
Your faggot of a step father is right.
8 years ago
i ain't gay cuz i never make eye contact and unlike you i'm a top ,not a bottom
8 years ago
That story seems normal.
8 years ago
What are you on about? I'm saying he's right, smoking is for losers
8 years ago
Hey I don't make eye contact which makes me straight. Fuck up. All that makes you is a pussy.
8 years ago
i was wondering why that guy would date a fat trailer whore and then they said he was deaf so i assume that's enough of a defect for that beast to be able to land a normal looking guy
8 years ago
Where are all the comments saying these people are fucked up because they are white? If they were black, that would definitely be the case.
8 years ago
Because there is only a small percentage of whites who have a culture of mediocrity and stupidity. We call them white trash. However, blacks have a culture of mediocrity and stupidity that majority percentage takes part in and actually seems to be proud of. To the point that they consider it "betraying their race" when a black decides they want to speak English correctly. A culture that is roughly equal to that of white trash. Hence why there is no distinction.

Blacks aren't born dumber, in my opinion, they choose to be. Maybe Obama will be the first role model to show them that a black guy can sound intelligent, get educated, and be successful without putting a ball in a hoop, spitting rhymes on the mic, or selling weed on the street. Which has been the majority of their role models up until now and the reason all of the most successful blacks still sound, in interviews, like they haven't passed a 3rd grade education. Because they didn't need one to do what they do.
8 years ago
Dr. Phil ^
8 years ago
Assuming your social spamalysis were correct, NotShit, you fucking idiot, the problem is, as I pointed out, that stupid fucks like you believe they are the way they are BECAUSE they are black.
8 years ago
I just clearly said I do not believe black people are dumb just because they're black, you imbecile.
8 years ago
No, you said they aren't born dumb. Presumably, in your tiny mind, they choose to be dumb because they are black.
8 years ago
He said that although they aren't born dumb, they aspire to achieve what 'black culture' dictates, in the same way white kids do who listen to too much Lil Wayne. We call these kids 'wiggers', they are not necessarily born dumb, but they act it.
8 years ago
Besides, I'm sure all of these 'there are no races' bullshit books which you have taken so many of your opinions from have explained how culture plays a large part in the development of what would be described as racial groups. Which is why Asians have, on average, the highest IQ's. Because IQ tests are biased & Asian culture puts more emphasis on achievement through education that white people, & a damn sight more than black people, on average.
8 years ago
Blacks would have used crack rocks
8 years ago
Do you really think they'd waste their precious crack rocks on their babies?
8 years ago
You's are all a bunch of fucking losers man, the kid was 2 yrs old mate, you dont do that shit to kids.
8 years ago
STRONGO and PINDICK make any bs excuse you want your still full of shit, ill make you suck my dick for your own good, see how you like being forced to do shit. A 2yr old cant defend or protect themselfs.
8 years ago
Interesting. He clearly sees the reply button and can click it, but can't do so in a useful manner.
8 years ago
Also when I was two years old I could have kicked your faggot noob ass.
8 years ago
when i was 2 i sold weed to the other toddlers
8 years ago
I like how the narc bitch has a shirt that says "it ain't illegal until you get caught" fucking bitch
8 years ago
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