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vulture gets fucked up

what are the odds?

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by ImThatGuy

submitted October 28th 2009

101 comments
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comments (101)
That's funny as hell.
8 years ago
they planted a dead animal at the base of the windmill knowing the bird would circle.then filmed it.
8 years ago
I was thinking "the odds are pretty good" when the damn thing's circling right over the top of it.
8 years ago
LOOKED LIKE A CAR oops
8 years ago
To summarize. Thump. Plop.
8 years ago
Oooohh
8 years ago
free vulture
8 years ago
Poor birdy :(
8 years ago
yes
8 years ago
i've read this types of shit happens all the time. the environmentalists are well aware of it. radio/cellular tower guide wires also kill more wildlife than you'd think
8 years ago
you are so fucking stupid.
have you ever seen a fucking shitfly trying to get through your window ?
animals are not built for that
8 years ago
wtf does that have to do with my comment fuckface?
8 years ago
Haha, Strokesalot is getting tough on that mofo.
8 years ago
OWNAGE!
8 years ago
That's awesome that someone was filming it. Good follow up too, although a little short.
8 years ago
Sounds like your first amateur gay porn vid.
8 years ago
Ha ha ha
8 years ago
The first part does, the second part sounds like your dick size.
8 years ago
So what you are saying is that you only watch long fag porn vids
8 years ago
I think he said he only sucks monster cocks so that leaves me out.
8 years ago
I just meant what I said.
8 years ago
Wind power is so fucking stupid. This is like the only positive aspect of it.

Cost per megawatt is double that of any other power means.
8 years ago
lets burn that motherfucking coal
8 years ago
if it wasn't financially feasible wind things wouldn't be popping up everywhere like they are.
fact
8 years ago
It's feasible because your tax dollars make it feasible.
8 years ago
i don't know enough about it to have much of an opinion..they put a shitload of them on an island right by kingston last year..i guess it's clean if nothing else..someones making money or they wouldn't have been erected
8 years ago
hehe "erected"
8 years ago
snigger
8 years ago
Yeah Ontario at one point was paying like 10x the going rate for power if it was from wind or solar. I don't know if they still pay 10x but they probably do. They were giving 47 cents a kw/h instead of normal price of 4.7 cents, so all these things suddenly became profitable, and then they just pass on the price to everyone. Like if these things provided 100% of the power you use instead of just 1%, your bill would be 10x as high.
8 years ago
hehe "wind"
8 years ago
Dik have you seen "sleeping giant erections"?
8 years ago
Only when he wakes up at Kirk's house.
8 years ago
Hey! A sneak attack. I approve of this.
8 years ago
Yeah, pretty much - the only reason they exist is because they're heavily government subsidised. Well, at least in my country.
8 years ago
Shut up you faggot cunt.
8 years ago
Funny the sub text says what are the odds but vultures are known to circle and that's exactly what this one is doing but its doing it around a fucking windmill what the fuck would you expect to happen....
8 years ago
i expected it to get hit by the fan
8 years ago
Im thinking you should go shut the fuck up PP Standingup. Yeah, everyone expects a vulture to circle around something, not to get hit by a fucking wind turbine. When you factor in speed of the blades, size of the bird, his flight speed..etc, bullshit bullshit...it makes a difference. So I say again, what are the fucking odds
8 years ago
Considering that it got hit, I would say there was a one in one chance of it happening.
8 years ago
off topic..(like i care)..if you flip a coin 5 times..and the first 4 were tails...what would the chances be of another tails?
8 years ago
seriously..the chances of the actual flipping of the coin has to be 50/50..but because of the previous outcome of other flips..well ..that has to be a whole different kind of chance
8 years ago
maybe i should go to the library
8 years ago
What's a library? Is that where Wikipedia is stored?
8 years ago
i don't know
8 years ago
What's up, Dik? Where ya been?
8 years ago
i'm around..same as ever..although i think i got me some of the h1n1 now...got a fever
8 years ago
i got chills.....
8 years ago
they're multiplying?
8 years ago
Yeah, I haven't been around for a few days was kinda the point.
8 years ago
Nobody notices when I'm gone.

*cries softly to himself
8 years ago
Did someone say something?
8 years ago
way to ruin the grease thread hank....i think what you meant to say was that you were "losing control"...
8 years ago
Umm, what?
8 years ago
Both of you can suck my nuts.
8 years ago
I'm losing my bowel control all over your head, Dik. How you like that? Haha.
8 years ago
J/K, you guys are my bestest buddies.
8 years ago
Yeah, thanks whatshisname!
8 years ago
I ruined the grease thread by putting sand in Dik's lube.

Sorry about that buddy. Was it hard on Kirk?
8 years ago
Oh Cheeky, I forgot about you. Such an easy thing to do, but sorry anyways.

I'm willing to inclusively poop on you too, so's you don't feel left out.
8 years ago
off topic..(like i care)..if you flip a coin 5 times..and the first 4 were tails...what would the chances be of another tails?

50%.

Bayes theorem mother fucker.

If you were GOING TO flip a coin 5 times, the chances of getting 5 tails would be 2^-5 (1/32). But if you've thrown 4, the chances of a 5th is 2^-1 (1/2).
8 years ago
No...erm, that's ok. I think I'll pass on that.
8 years ago
Who's this Hank person anyway?
8 years ago
Hank is a cum-fuelled scat hoarder.
8 years ago
faggotcunt..pretty hard to insult him
8 years ago
it's electrifying!!
8 years ago
theres a lot of gayness going on here
8 years ago
You wanna shape up
8 years ago
And that's an order not an offer
8 years ago
Kirk has to type standing up these days.
8 years ago
How'd you know?
8 years ago
Dik told me.
8 years ago
Yes! Dinner!
8 years ago
hahahahaha, that's badass
8 years ago
haha stupid bird
8 years ago
hey!
8 years ago
This could lead to a chain reaction when the next vulture shows up...and then the next...etc...
8 years ago
does it work on seagulls ?
8 years ago
Hopefully.
8 years ago
there is a problem around here with bats dropping dead around turbines, something to do with the change of atmospheric pressure stopping their little bat hearts. it doesn't seem to bother birds though but i guess it must have something to do with bats being amphibians
8 years ago
Bats being amphibians? bwahahahaha wow way to go idiot.
8 years ago
hahahahha being an amphibian and trying to fly probably will cause death.
8 years ago
Bats are marsupials, and no, I'm not guano explain it.
8 years ago
bats are not marsupials lol.
8 years ago
hey!
8 years ago
Bats are the only fish that can mate with reptiles.

Fact.
8 years ago
Bats are flying mammals sasquatch and roland you dumb shits
8 years ago
unbelievable...
8 years ago
You are the dumbshit. That bit has been a long standing schtick on here.

i.e. Did you know sharks are the only crustacean that can blink? Fact.
8 years ago
eat shit Hank...
8 years ago
Sorry I dont spend every waking minute on here like you tool bags to know everything that goes on here....
8 years ago
Well shut the fuck up if you don't know what's going on.

Just thinking Roland would be dumb enough to think a bat is a marsupial (they are fish, as I've already clarified) makes you a dumbshit.
8 years ago
why dont you just fuck off entirely then?
8 years ago
Ok so i wont comment on anything anymore just incase its a mucho veteran inside joke
8 years ago
bats are also asexual
8 years ago
you shouldnt comment anymore for the fact that youre dumb and unfunny
8 years ago
and asexual.
8 years ago
oh sorry suge, Ill listen to you since you make me laugh all the time funny guy
8 years ago
there used to be terrapins at my primary school
8 years ago
hahahaha! the silence is golden
8 years ago
Shut up then, don't ruin it.
8 years ago
He almost caught it twice twice baby.
8 years ago
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