Red Pill or Blue Pill?

The Star Trek movie were gay too

your grammar are gay too, fries.

All your base are belong to us.

was he gentle?

i'm sorry, that was uncalled for

a female actually

he did make some sense , he implied that i dig up corpses to have sex with them

So, did she take the Reds, or the Bluebands?

Niether but she too got to find out hole deep the rabbit hole goes

Bicho, you're a fucking spic cunt

You mean to sat that she fucked you without any drugs? Please don't post her picture.

I know its hard to believe but i really did get laid and she's not fat or mentally retarded.

or bald

Awwww, she's blind.

Perhaps but she could still find my penis

so you dated a micro biologist?

Why cant you lot just be happy for me ? i actually got laid

can't speak for everybody else, but for me it's jealousy really. i'm younger and better looking and smarter than you and didnt get laid in months.

plus, my penis is way bigger than yours.

it's not the size that counts , it's what you do with it

I want to see what she looks like.

I cant imagine any women worth her weight in dog shit being interesting in doing you.

No offence.

Give me her name, I'll facebook her.

Or look her up on punternet.com

how come if you got Facebook you havent added me but you'll use it to check out my lastest conquest ?

i will be happy for you getting laid as soon as I start getting some

i'm spoken for now , how about elchris ?

You'll know my name & you're the last fucker I need knowing that seeing as you must live within a few miles of me.

That's a scary thought.

fries must be literally less that 2 miles from me, right now!

Actually, which part of Doncaster?

why dont you meet up for a pint sometime?
you both seem like nice fellas, and maybe it would lead to something more...intimate?

Irregardless of the risk to my personal safety?

you first

I seem to remember Oranje asking to meet up for a PS3 nite some time ago

if i ever get around to making my "crop circle watcher trip" to the UK i would meet up for a pint with all of you guys, i mean whats the worst that could hppen, right?

heartbreak maybe...

I don't think we should say on here, it's narrowing our location down a little too far. Donny is big enough for people to not have a clue where we live.

FatChris2TB

My PS3 username.

Oh & my names not Chris, nor is anyone else who I live with. Fat Chris was the name of a chip shop in Kos where my mate went on holiday & he brought back a shit Fat Chris hat.

you could just go in chat and write PM's there...

Oh yeah, I did say me you cheeky & fugs should meet up for a PS3 day.

haha

I remember that, it was when I was at uni. It was like midday & I was well pissed.

haha memories...

If I go to Germany, I'll let you buy me a days worth of beer Steven.

i totally would, oj. we would get fucked up on kölsch like you wouldnt believe. maybe head to the pascha for a strip show and afterwards a nice electro party with a shitload of unhealthy chemicals, just say when!

drugs are bad but i'd like to tag along

You need chemical assistance for fucking electro.

But yeah, sounds good... & very plausible.

so it's set?

At an unspecified time, so long as you aren't gay.

oj, why would i wanna catch a strip show at the pascha if i was gay?

seriously, if you ever come to germany, let me know, i'm pretty sure we would have a blast together!

here, just so you know what i'm talking ' bout:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_%28brothel%29

haha

I voz making a joke, yaaaaa.

but i wasn't! the table dance club at the pascha rocks!!

i drank tequila of some whores leg "from dusk til dawn" style and ended up puking my guts out on their toilet, fun times i tells ya!

I'd go there 100%, but I aint shagging no hooker.

I'm adamant about that, until I get drunk. After that, I may reconsider things.

But it looks pretty good.

nonono, the table dance club and the actual brothel are two different things, i never went to no hooker either, she just beckoned me onstage and had her way with me...

Their website needs to be in English (typical English attitude, I know).

It sounds great, seriously. I'll be over in Germany some time early next year, guaranteed.

We'd do something stupid, I know it.

just say when and where, we'll rip this fucken lame country a new one!

reeperbahn hamburg would be fun, too!

Will do, my Kraut chum.

Off now, busy day ahead.

Toodles...

busy saturday?

poor sod!

sleep tight!

Steven, the trick to remember is that while you haven't gotten laid in months, Fries hasn't gotten laid in decades.

And OJ, I could be a real shit and tell Fries your name. You should be grateful that I'm not.

You have no reason to do that, smerf. That would be mean.

Now I'm going...

& yeah Steven, a few friends are visiting from uni & the guy who lived here but moved to Manchester with is bird is coming down, too.

Going...gone!

Anybody who's a Mucho regular will know ive posted my name a few times on here , just not my surname and i thought i could trust smerf

oj has posted his name here too, although he was probably too drunk to remember...

I fucking hope not, but if I have, don't prove it!!

The house is open 24 hours a day; customers of the prostitutes pay an entrance fee of 5 Euros and then negotiate directly with the women, who work independently and keep all of the money. One floor is reserved for low-cost service, and another one for transsexual prostitutes.HAHAHA

What are you all affraid of?
After being internet bullies, someone finding you and beating you up. I've given my Full name, address, and home phone number and club number where I can be reached and none of you pussys even made an attempt. And I'd drink with any of you!

It's what you spike the drinks with that scares everyone off.

Guess which floor Stephen frequents Tool?

Why do you think he wants OJ to go to this place. To convert him.

I am pretty.

No one ever said you weren't.

who's Stephen?

everybody had his way with him.