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I want this SOOO bad

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by TJP

submitted October 19th 2009

36 comments
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8 years ago
TJP, it's called a girlfriend. if you get one maybe she'll do this for ya.
8 years ago
i agree that hanks wife is a whore but doubtful she looks anything like this girl
8 years ago
I really don't want this... just today LOL
8 years ago
Newguy is this what you do for your boyfriend?
8 years ago
Haha, go fuck yourself Yak, you fucking asshole.
8 years ago
hee hee
8 years ago
My girlfriend used to be a massage therapist, professional massages with happy endings without the self contained guilt and your wallet still full.
8 years ago
it is obvious you have never had a message with a happy ending or even a girlfriend for that matter other wise you wouldn't think that happy endings make you guilty and you would know that having a girlfriend means your wallet is NEVER full
8 years ago
Where can one buy a pet asian like this?
8 years ago
cityvibe
8 years ago
pickup a citypaper in any big city
8 years ago
Thailand or Singapore maybe.
8 years ago
Any asian food restaurant fo ten dolla.
8 years ago
ask gwen stefani. she had 4 pet asians. thailand, singapore and the phillipines would be good places to start looking though.
8 years ago
What would something like that cost?
8 years ago
i'll take 3
8 years ago
fail
8 years ago
This is what happens when you bring loufa!!!!
8 years ago
If only Billy Bob had known that.
8 years ago
It's a rub and a tug.
8 years ago
All I can think about when watching this is... soap in the peehole.
8 years ago
Hank, you gonna take that?
8 years ago
Yep. Pretty much.

I could call Yak a short dik loser and point out that his girlfriend is fat and that he is unable to satisfy her unless he is buying her cake. I could also point out that they are both pasty, flabby cave dwellers who get very little sunlight and have no decent sex whatsoever, but what would be the point? Yak knows this all too well himself.
8 years ago
poor poor angry hanky
8 years ago
Lol, flabby cake dwellers? what? ...
8 years ago
Whose angry?

Go get some real exercise and sunlight, gaming nerd extraordinaire.
8 years ago
apparently you are hank? :P
8 years ago
he just misses Hibbing
8 years ago
My buddy got one of these in Thailand, they call it a Soapy.
8 years ago
I wonder how many girls applied for the job when it was in the paper.
8 years ago
More than they needed I'm sure.
8 years ago
he should of just fucked her, she probally wanted his dick anyway the way she was jerking it at the end. I would have tried to stick it in her pussy when I got the chance even if she says stop, I would keep going.:)
8 years ago
Have I told you that you're retarded recently?
8 years ago
Thats what the r stands for.
8 years ago
God, if only I was that lucky to have a Asian chick do that to me:p!!!
8 years ago
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