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Young dik at the beer store

The floor is pulling him in like a tractor beam.

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by Jones

submitted October 15th 2009

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/clap.. this is the definition of determination... to bad he failed in the end...
8 years ago
dont we all
8 years ago
what?
8 years ago
So, I can kill as many insects as I like, right? But if I smashed in this idiot's head, somehow that would be a crime?
8 years ago
i take it youre not old enough/not popular enough to have ever had a drink.
8 years ago
The system is way down. :/
8 years ago
I honestly can't recall ever being THAT fucked up.
8 years ago
Ever? C'mon Mako. I am a lil disappointed. :/
8 years ago
I've been that drunk...but I didn't go and try to buy more beer. I was usually looking for a place to puke.
8 years ago
on his ass...but would not let the beer go.
8 years ago
i was playing billiard in a state similar to that. it was pretty funny. tried to understand what everybody around was speaking and only could hear "blahblahblah". mushrooms are fun^^
8 years ago
I laughed out loud.
8 years ago
me too, several times.

great find, dog!
8 years ago
He "found" it on break.com...asshole

8 years ago
stop that right now!

no one except you cares about break.com,
you just make yourself seem even more retarded and unlikeable.
8 years ago
Hey Steven....I'm just messin with ya....It's easier to view shit on break.com here at work. Not all the porn adds and shit all over the screen but I've been a mucho fan for years....sorry, I'll let it go....
8 years ago
muchoing at work? try adblock.
and if you like the site thats just one more reason to not behave like an arrogant know-it-all-been-there-done-that douche...

just sayin'...
8 years ago
Jesus H Krist, you are the noob here, Beagle.

Shut...the...fuck...up...already...you...spammy...fucker.
8 years ago
Says the guy with 29105 comments ...
8 years ago
adblock huh?...cool...

And actually, I have been there and I have done that....thankyouverymuch

looking around, some of you fuckers need to get a life...get some friends, go outside, get a job, fuck some chicks, some of you assholes have hundreds of posts daily...fucking loserz....

just sayin...

8 years ago
off to drinking and having fun right now!

laters, noob!

and my recent posting spree was part of a bet that i gloriously won...
8 years ago
and nothing to be proud of...comment count whore...YEA !!! I said it....
8 years ago
mysterious bet, huh? no reason to be ashamed
8 years ago
fuck you mysterious, me and camy had a race to 3000, look up the threads of the past days, it's in there somewhere...
8 years ago
^comment count whore
8 years ago
who are you and why should your opinion matter to me?
8 years ago
I compensate for a small penis by trying to have as many comments as possible.
8 years ago
Im willing to bet he's a little more than just drunk
8 years ago
Neat trick.
8 years ago
Imagine the thoughts racing through his brain, ALMOST TO THE DOOR.... but it kept getting farther from him. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
8 years ago
lol!
8 years ago
Did he ever get out of that fucking store? He was so damn close too. Pity.
8 years ago
I kept waiting for Marlin Perkins to land and throw a net over him.
8 years ago
No, no, no. Marlin is always under the shady tree drinking a mint julep while his assistant Jim wrestles the 20 foot python in the river.
8 years ago
i'm pretty sure he was fucked up by more than just alcohol.
8 years ago
he tried so hard not to spill that bowl...poor guy
8 years ago
HAHAHA thats funny.
8 years ago
dik is the greatest mime to come out of Canada in 40 years. Fact.
8 years ago
You should try miming some of your jokes.
8 years ago
haaaah
8 years ago
booze and special K!!! only thing i can think of for jello legs and heavier head gravity! lol
8 years ago
looks like salvia to me
and maybe pcp
8 years ago
Salvia? No way. :/
8 years ago
why not? i remember having similar problems with walking and standing upright while under salvia influence.
8 years ago
Salvia never fucked up my motor capabilities.
It was fully mental.
8 years ago
really? that's interesting 'cuz i used to experience strange gravitational pulls and dimensional leyline like rifts that made movement almost impossible.
8 years ago
maybe youre just a pussy
8 years ago
I had that if I was sitting down. I would slowly lean over to the side and be unable to get up til the high was over. But if I was standing, I was more than capable of sprinting if I so desired.
8 years ago
slam!
8 years ago
pcp
8 years ago
ever tried salvia dik?
8 years ago
no i'm a man
8 years ago
*coward
8 years ago
twobit was only told she was getting salvia, but was actually given something else
8 years ago
Wow.
Good job hotshot. :/
8 years ago
Salvia ftl. That shit sucks.
8 years ago
I've never tried it and from the vids I have seen with people on it, I don't care to.
8 years ago
good job for what? it was pretty obvious you hadnt had salvia
8 years ago
Dont waste your money on salvia. I bought 100x and it didnt do a single thing for me.
8 years ago
shark, there's people in chat waiting for you!
8 years ago
Meh, such is life.
8 years ago
Chat is for homos and pedos.
8 years ago
That guy is surely trippin...reminds me of my old acid binges....I tried salvia a few months ago. I ended up on the kitchen floor in the fetal position with my dog licking my face until I came back to my senses....Quick, intense trip but not for me anymore...I'll just stick to weed
8 years ago
youve obviously never done acid
8 years ago
The ministry of silly walks.
8 years ago
^win!
8 years ago
I would pay 20 dollars for the audio of this.
8 years ago
I'll chip in. Only 10 dollars though, I'm cheap.
8 years ago
That would be cool. The old guy hands him his keys and says, "Drive safe son."
8 years ago
I don't think that old man knew what was wrong with they guy, probably thought the guy was retarded and tried to help him out lol.
8 years ago
At least he tried, beer, must get more beer.
8 years ago
I don't get it. I saw dik walk in and then it just switched to a video of some beetle on it's back?
8 years ago
Special K walk
8 years ago
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