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DrunkBit

Drunk toilet picture time. Yeah, so what? :/

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by TwoBit

submitted October 15th 2009

240 comments
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DrunkBit
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just another attention whore

nothing special.
8 years ago
Care enough to throw some of that attention my way.
I love you too Suge. :/
8 years ago
show something real
8 years ago
To an ugly chud like you?
Nah, I'm good.
8 years ago
nice tits, but she still hasnt shown ass

and fuck the little prepubescent white boy that decided it shall be tits and not ass or gtfo
8 years ago
I lack an ass.
Tits I have. Ass not so much.
8 years ago
even MORE too much info
8 years ago
hotter than the average mucho imo.
8 years ago
Not hotter than me.
8 years ago
recent pic or gtfo!
8 years ago
I subbed one today.
8 years ago
fappable?
8 years ago
than what exactly is your "money maker" twobit?
8 years ago
i dunno but im mildly interested in finding out
8 years ago
^More than mildly interested at getting long, solid objects shoved up his ass
8 years ago
the caption of her tits said "let's just say they're not my money maker".....so if it's not her ass........
8 years ago
It's her meat curtains
8 years ago
her personality?
8 years ago
AHAHAHAH
8 years ago
No ass chicks are pretty common in Japan, unfortunately.
8 years ago
Kind of like no dick men
8 years ago
Are you pissing or shitting?
8 years ago
BOTH. :/
8 years ago
hot
8 years ago
i bet it smells just like a bouquet of flowers
8 years ago
Covered in shit and piss
8 years ago
and flowers.
8 years ago
I think a picture of Drum doing this is in order.
8 years ago
+6
8 years ago
buzzkill
8 years ago
I think shes a really pretty girl
8 years ago
I agree. First I thought she had a unibrow, that scared me at first but then it was just her drunken hair drunkenly hanging over her drunken dodo making forehead. All in all sweet girl. *thumbs up*
8 years ago
Your face looks really young. I'd never imagine you have such nice breasts.
8 years ago
is that a potato beside you?
it looks so fking out of place!
8 years ago
I think that is one of her kidneys :/
8 years ago
No those are all rocks that she's pulled out of her Huge gaping flabby Vagina and she saves them as mementos.
8 years ago
*HONK* what? *HONK*
8 years ago
what's so embarassing about the top of your head that it is omitted in every picture?
8 years ago
You know the Coneheads?
Yeah.. :/
8 years ago
HOT!
8 years ago
twobit! Miss youuuuuu
8 years ago
I'd fuck the shit out of you.

But I guess that's what a toilet is for.
8 years ago
You make me want to kill myself. :/
8 years ago
he has that effect on everyone, bits
8 years ago
TwoBitty, I'm sorry that people hopped on the dicklicker train or whoever the group was that started the initial hate.

What makes my day though is coming on here and seeing that despite all the peer pressure, our love stands strong.
8 years ago
I swear to bog if you break out in a song, I will decapitate myself right now.
8 years ago
What if it isn't a U2 song? I still kind of like you, you don't have to kill yourself...

All I want is...
All I want is...
All I want is....... WHAM!

I wanna run! *BWAAAAOOOW*
I want to hiiiide...

I wanna tear down the walls....
8 years ago
whunu>bono
8 years ago
whunu>bono= Bakersfield,Ca
8 years ago
Don't make fun of the situation, TwoBit swore on bog.
8 years ago
Are you named after the strip club there?
8 years ago
Goddamned interposter.
8 years ago
Deja Vu is the only one I know of, but the best part is the gift card shop....
8 years ago
There's Deja Vu, Teaser Pleaser, and Exotic Kitty. And please don't reply to me anymore.
8 years ago
Urkel.

You rock.
8 years ago
seems like bono fell for your boyish good looks twobit.
8 years ago
Bono gives me a boner.
8 years ago
wait... bono's from bakersfield? that's not really too far to drive to get rid of him
8 years ago
I will pay you.
8 years ago
I've got $5 I can pitch in for gas money
8 years ago
recent searches:
"fuck so bad"
"urkel"
"in my ask"

wow
8 years ago
"front-bending"

WTF is that.
8 years ago
if you have to ask.. you can't afford it.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
like zomg your so emo
8 years ago
skulk
8 years ago
An Asian in the bathroom not eatting their shit, wtf?
8 years ago
this is just 1 of the still from that session...hopefully the shit munching vid is the follow up
8 years ago
aaaaaaaand done, thanks TB! :)
8 years ago
pissing, shitting, cumming, or all three?
8 years ago
yes
8 years ago
at the same time
8 years ago
You's a ugly bitch.
8 years ago
^ spics no like the slants, ya?
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
You have a nice collection of rocks.
8 years ago
i was kinda thinking that her bathtub was a zen garden or something like that, when i saw all those rocks haha
8 years ago
What is the sound of one hand fapping?
8 years ago
"collection".....yea.....i knew a girl in high school who "collected" plastic bottle caps, had trash bags full of them, much like this "collection" which was brought in off the street.
8 years ago
Not my bathroom. Not my rocks.
Sorry to disappoint but I 'collect' cooler things. :/
8 years ago
Like abortions? They're way cooler than rocks.
8 years ago
I find people who don't read on the shitter to be an enigma.. I can't even prairie dog it, 'till I've perused a books jacket cover, or, in dire times, the ingredient list on the back of a shampoo bottle.
8 years ago
haha, the shampoo bottle, a classic.
8 years ago
I know what roland is talking about, this is one of the major reasons i went out and bought a nintendo DS haha
8 years ago
yay crash! DS on the shitter FTW!
8 years ago
seriously i don't want to know your toilet habits you ...any of you
8 years ago
Who reads on the shitter? That's so Al Bundy.
8 years ago
I play my gameboy on the shitter
8 years ago
I do, I have *runs upstairs* 4 books on a stool across from the toilet.

General Ignorance
Animal Ignorance
Dawn of the Dumb
Eureka

What else would you do, stare at the tiles on the wall?
8 years ago
^ I see a theme in those books...
8 years ago
silly brit, the stool belongs in the toilet.
8 years ago
Dawn of the Dumb? That sounds interesting
8 years ago
Stare at the tiles? How long do your shits take?

I'm in and out too quickly to do any reading...and I'm not talking aboot yur mum.
8 years ago
3 of those books are filled with random information, facts, unusual inventions and scientific breakthroughs. Dawn of the Dumb is just one man venting his frustrations & minor irritations. They work well together, & sum me up quite well.
8 years ago
Shitting takes at least a few minutes. Which is precisely how long it takes to read a page of text. Each one of my books are broken down into small parts, I wouldn't keep a novel in the toilet.

I tried that once, but it just doesn't work.
8 years ago
I can't read while I'm grunting.
8 years ago
I've just finished reading Animal Ignorance, and a good part of it was read while I was sat on the shitter.
8 years ago
Charlie Brooker FTW
8 years ago
I've got the Profanisauraus next to the Gary, along with the Zombie Survival Guide. Essential reading material.
8 years ago
Gary = Gary Glitter = Shitter = Toilet

Bit of rhyming slang for you
8 years ago
Current shitter reads, even though no one cares;Hammer of the Gods, Led Zep. Ranulph Fines,Mad,Bad&Dangerous to Know. Pimp,Iceburg Slim
8 years ago
World War Z, Demian and Y the Last Man. :/
8 years ago
World War Z is a good book. I hope Strazynski doesn't fuck up the adaptation.
8 years ago
TwoBit, I have no idea what they are, so maybe i should shut the fuck up, and read them.
8 years ago
that's funny, I'm on a post-apocalypse bent at the moment, going through the classics. Good for when on the shitter for some reason. If I was the last man on earth I'd take a dealers stash and go live in a shopping complex
8 years ago
What do you suggest, eh?
8 years ago
reading on the shitter is considered multitasking
8 years ago
With a wife, two kids, a dog, and a cat...my toilet reading time is about the only peace and quiet I get
8 years ago
I read 'til my legs go numb. Toilet time is man's time.
8 years ago
Amen brother
8 years ago
haha

I've suffered the indignity of walking out of the bathroom with pins & needles, many a time.
8 years ago
yep, me too!
8 years ago
Wtf?! You guys are weird.
8 years ago
you know whats best hank?
muchoing on the shitter!
8 years ago
Done that.
8 years ago
Who hasn't
8 years ago
I see you use your sweater sleeve to wipe. very clever.
8 years ago
could not care less...
8 years ago
lying ass
8 years ago
you back? elchris has been asking for you non-stop.
8 years ago
I stopped talking to him directly a few weeks ago, before I took a little break.
8 years ago
silent treatment, gotta love it!
8 years ago
Yeah, after 2 years 10 months, it's the first time I've ever done it.

You gave me the treatment because I wouldn't explain myself to you one time, like I owe you any explanations.

You went out like a little pissy pants prissy pussbag. You can go back to ignoring me, you little girl. I'm not bothered.
8 years ago
Who asked you for a link?

Hey, Beagle, I just drop kicked my baby through a plate glass window. Is that bad parenting? Why don't you teach me the right way, guy. You know so much.
8 years ago
why did i even bother? it would have been nice to get along with you, but just ignoring you makes mucho easier and apparently more fun.

did you even read what i wrote in that thread? why do you have to be so hostile?
go on, have your little wars on here, but try to understand that being your enemy is
no priority for me. wanna vent? start talking to elchris again...
8 years ago
I'm not reading all that.
8 years ago
then don't, just stop your stupid provocations, i won't go to war with you.
8 years ago
What provocations? Let's be friends, buddy.
8 years ago
*waiting for the "PSYCH!"*
8 years ago
I cant read futures sea..
8 years ago
but i can read minds this dosent look good.
8 years ago
oh, i'm sure it'll come...
8 years ago
Dik is way cooler than you two, and none of yall will bring me down tonight, soooooo fuck you, good night.
8 years ago
maybe someday you'll get that i don't want to "bring you down".
8 years ago
"there's no fiend, anywhere."
8 years ago
"there's no friend, anywhere."
8 years ago
RIP Robert Anton Wilson!
8 years ago
Move along, Beagle. Your negativity won't affect me tonight.
8 years ago
you really don't get it, do ya?
whatever, i'm off to the brews,
keep on babblin', have it your way.
i'm sick and tired of extending olive branches, be a dick, see if i'll care.

bye hank!
8 years ago
I can't believe you said that. You son of a bitch. I'll never forgive you.
8 years ago
I really just feel like I'm alone here.
8 years ago
You two are worse than chicks. :/
8 years ago
I love u hanky.
8 years ago
Seagull & Hank are Brofriends
8 years ago
Seafail and Hanky Panky are butt pirates
8 years ago
Dear o' me .. your material is so bad Scarlet
8 years ago
Man the poop deck!
8 years ago
*Rim
8 years ago
Yup, still a cutie there TwoBit
8 years ago
2bit you are hot and YOu remind me of BRUCE Willis daughter in THE LAST BOYSCOUT.
8 years ago
random caps FTW
8 years ago
He is stricken with voice immodulation. :/
8 years ago
nO ITS homOsExUlitY..Same shit.
8 years ago
the spelling 101 offer still stands...
8 years ago
damn u nazi.
8 years ago
fake
8 years ago
C'mon. :/
8 years ago
ok ok..it's real
8 years ago
What about that whole "no sign" thing?
8 years ago
it's her
8 years ago
trust dik
8 years ago
That's an appalling bit of back peddling there Dik. You should be ashamed.
8 years ago
You have a cute face , I'd like to tickle you till you make pee pee.
8 years ago
looks like i have a new background
8 years ago
Mine is that one from a few days ago with the shaved cheerleader on the bus
8 years ago
That is a good one to have.
8 years ago
His mum is so proud of him
8 years ago
I have the same rocks.
8 years ago
phers, what happened yesterday?
8 years ago
he came.. he left...
8 years ago
whammy
8 years ago
oh, if only he'd come.
8 years ago
Another unsatisfied customer, Beagle?
8 years ago
i wouldn't know, he got scared and never showed up.
8 years ago
doesn't matter, there are enough other partys in cologne in the next weeks.
8 years ago
oh, so you never made it? that's a relief,
i was thinking you pussied out...
8 years ago
Hotbit, I think I read once your half japanese. I am as well. Lets do a science experiment and mate and see if the end result is a japanese child or a roundeye.
8 years ago
most likely it will be downs monkey.
8 years ago
Yeah..
No. :/
8 years ago
My kids are half-Japanese. Wanna mate with them?
8 years ago
It'll cost you.
8 years ago
They're still babies, though...so. it'll cost more than usual.
8 years ago
Get stuffed. :/
8 years ago
Don't think you're gonna get a discount just because your penis is smaller than most.
8 years ago
Still babies?

I think Wanko is your man for this business deal.
8 years ago
I could hit them with a little current to make them move...?
8 years ago
A cattle prod should get those lazy fucks moving
8 years ago
I strap a cattle prod to my cock when I fuck TwoBit. Otherwise she's limp as a noodle and cold as a fish.
8 years ago
What makes this picture hot is, just to the right is a video of a girl with a chipped chopped ham looking pussy with a Hitler getting fucked in the ass by this Bohemian with a cock the size of a VO5 aresol can, all the while Twobit is staring me in the eyes.FUCK YA
8 years ago
are you high again?
8 years ago
CHAT................
8 years ago
I think toolman has been in his wife's meds again
8 years ago
Keep off those suppositories tool
8 years ago
Boing!
8 years ago
Don't deflate yourself JBC.
8 years ago
yo camy!

SUCK IT!!!!
8 years ago
It's worth it TwoBarf ... it's worth it
8 years ago
cute..
8 years ago
ATTENTION HOOOR, WHAT????!!!!!!
8 years ago
ugh? sorry, hank..i don't get it.
8 years ago
He's freakin' out man.
8 years ago
You should stop licking on my nuts before you get rabies.
8 years ago
You're freakin' out.. man. :/
8 years ago
Don't talk too much. Your mouth dries out.
8 years ago
You should take some of your own advice there darlin'. :/
8 years ago
Wow, I could still understand most of what you said even though I was peeing in your mouth.

But, what does "Stogup Hagunk!" mean?
8 years ago
So that wasn't you dancing to country naked in your living room!!
8 years ago
..the fuck?
8 years ago
it was her
8 years ago
country sucks
8 years ago
Ya think?^
8 years ago
yep , i hope 2bit sucks too
8 years ago
she might!! but she definitely shits!!!
8 years ago
Everybody poops. :/
8 years ago
Yes ma'm
8 years ago
2bit poops rainbows
8 years ago
You poop out dead hamsters.
8 years ago
Fries poops out used condoms.
8 years ago
I don't do theat Richard Gere thing
8 years ago
You look pretty hot Twobit, yummy I'd say. Seeing you sitting on the hopper makes me wonder is you ever wipe back to front. It wouldn't matter to me, I'd still dream about gettin with ya.
8 years ago
Shut up Scarlet
8 years ago
Tee Hee
8 years ago
do me a favor hun. bend over in front of a mirror count how many freckles you have around ur butthole and please get back to me with a number.
8 years ago
LOL
8 years ago
6
fact.
8 years ago
Nope....8
8 years ago
None. 1 is a mole and the others are teeth marks where I was trying to chew it off.
8 years ago
When are you uploading that eels vid TwoBit?
8 years ago
Not good enough....they're loaches.





Oh well.....
*fap fap fap etc
8 years ago
Hmmm, looks vaguely familiar.
8 years ago
remember to wash your hands...and why do you have rocks near your tub?
8 years ago
booo.. whore.
8 years ago
hot
6 years ago
I'd still marry this girl :/
4 years ago
That's just wrong...
4 years ago
R.I.P. TwoBit :-(
4 years ago
did she die ?
5 months ago
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