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Go On Do It!

....and I'll stagger away like a little fucking tosser

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by cheekycov

submitted October 10th 2009

126 comments
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That took way to long to get going
8 years ago
'Murder Mysteries and Monty Python' That's where the Brits kick royal ass ... When it gets down to fighting, get back in the basement. Turn off the lights, and wait for the Americans to save you.
8 years ago
I hate brits just as much as the next guy, but a brit did kick ass here, I give him props for actually putting his hands up.
8 years ago
You're right. In fact the the pilot-fighters from England were incredible. I was just trying to be funny. ... didn't work. hahaha
8 years ago
Give him props? You fucking nigger.
8 years ago
They are dutch u morons, holland
8 years ago
Who's dutch?
8 years ago
I'm certain that's Liverpool.
8 years ago
It's St Helens
8 years ago
Isnt that still the same
8 years ago
Not in League
8 years ago
UK plates on the bike and a scouse accent. got to hate them scousers
8 years ago
In holland and belgium the plates are also yellow with black, and the accent is dutch language i can understand it. no brits in this video.
8 years ago
You're a fucking knob if you think they're Dutch. They're scousers you retard.
8 years ago
haha

You gotta love the way he can understand them speaking Dutch though.

Shit, I can understand them too, kinda!

I didn't know I could speak Dutch?!
8 years ago
maybe all ue Brits can understand Dutch then
8 years ago
*us
8 years ago

natuurlijk
8 years ago
They all speak a bit funny up in Scouseland la
8 years ago
Yeah, Dutch funny.
8 years ago
soo...? did they start fighting because the guy in black wouldn't let the other guy kiss him?
8 years ago
That's what it looked like for a second there.
8 years ago
that guy is so calm it's almost lame. but he's taking lessons from anderson silva. he got good hands
8 years ago
lucky hands. everything there was an accedent. he suprised himself doin that.
8 years ago
"Let me close your gate for you sir"
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy in the black shirt was arrested for assault, and ordered to pay restitution to the nigger in the wife beater for pain and suffering, as is the "progressive" way.
8 years ago
That's certainly the way things would go in North America.
8 years ago
Um... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212680/Millionaire-faces-jail-attack-knife-raider-home.html

Some dude broke into this guy's house and held a knife to the neck of his wife and children, and he and his family are convicted on charges for beating the guy, face prison terms, and owe him monetary compenasation?? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
8 years ago
No they are not, poor burglar. :)
U need to kill them and stuff em under in ur basemement no punishment what so ever.
8 years ago
if someone comes in my house he will die by Narsil
8 years ago
You call your penis Narsil?
8 years ago
^gayest thing i read all day.
8 years ago
*sexiest
8 years ago
Hey Roland, if something like that happens, you either kill them and don't let them leave the house, or beat him like they did but drag his ass down the road and deny he was ever there. Your wife and kid and your word against his.
8 years ago
you shoot to kill, always
8 years ago
The funny thing is, only criminals read the daily mail.
8 years ago
or racists
8 years ago
Or people who say "It's political correctness gone maaaad!" and mean it.
8 years ago
haha All one & the same.
8 years ago
Roland, something very similar happened to me. I got knocked out and the guy was trying to stab me. A friend intervened and we got charged.
8 years ago
Stab? Charged? Try Fuck, and Off.
8 years ago
Why, is that how you do it? You roll over and let them fuck you? Maybe you should have gone and taken the Benning combatives.
8 years ago
From a squid/fag high boy like you, no thanks.
8 years ago
"squid/fag"? What does that even mean?
8 years ago
It means he wants you
8 years ago
A fag with eight arms?
8 years ago
So is Daily Mail a shitty tabloid with page 4 tits or whatever? I've found one or two interesting links that lead there, but don't know anything about their journalistic integrity.
8 years ago
Also, when the zombies come, I pick Irish and Toolman for my team. If Wanko let's us use his bunker, my money's on us outlasting all the rest of you fucks.
8 years ago
First off, its my team and what is this "let" shit? If he doesn't want to co-operate then we take his shit.
8 years ago
Yes, the Daily Mail is a tabloid that masquerades as a broadsheet in presentation, but not reporting. It's readership is mainly made up from members of the British National Party. They favour sensationalism over facts & have an incredibly unattractive agenda.

If you want a British news source, try:

www.timesonline.co.uk
www.independent.co.uk
www.guardian.co.uk
www.ft.com
8 years ago
The Daily Mail is a paper high on opinion and low on fact. They were the leading news source that went with the MMR jabs scare a few years ago and due to their fine "journalism" a generation has to worry about permanent health disabilities.
8 years ago
Fucking cunts
8 years ago
Why would anyone want a bunker in the forthcoming zombie apocalypse? What you want is a fine upstanding castle. Preferably with all it's walls intact.
8 years ago
Actually that is my bunker, an 100+ year old factory in a small town. About 40,000 sq ft. The walls are brick, over a foot thick (the bricks are only about 3.5" wide but they're 4 thick. The ceiling has collapsed in some parts and taken the second floor with it, so it is more castle-like. Once I get a ceiling and some repairs done I'll rent storage space in it for cars & boats until the zombies come.
8 years ago
Roland, 1rish and Tool can use it, just keep hank the fuck away. That guy looks like a zombie already.
8 years ago
I guess Fries can come along since he has a beretta and Kirk can bring his trucks over. Dik will bring beer and we can eat his dog.
8 years ago
you don't live in a bunker, you're squatting in a derelict building.
8 years ago
I'm squatting over your face and taking a dump. No homo.
8 years ago
The ghetto sounds the same there as it does in the US, just with different accents.
8 years ago
thats not the ghetto ....thtas the posh side of town, its got grass on the lawn and you'd never leave a bike out night or day
8 years ago
It's really posh cuz there's still a gate on there.
8 years ago
I thought when you push someone that you were supposed to be still and the other person was moved from where they were... Not the other way around...
8 years ago
tosser?
8 years ago
wanker
8 years ago
"jerk off" to you American types.
8 years ago
Scalawag
8 years ago
Moooooron
8 years ago
Ey ey, calm down, calm down!
8 years ago
You tellin' me to calm down soft 'ead?
8 years ago
Go 'ead la' do it, go on, go on!
8 years ago
Calm down, calm down soft lad
8 years ago
I fucking hate scousers.
8 years ago
you also seem to dislike the reply button
8 years ago
No, posting two separate comments like this was what I was aiming to do.
8 years ago
nice to see the local nerd win one. This will most likely not be the end of it. Seeing as how he can't win a fight fair and square the little shitfaced punk 'll come back with his'friends' and jump the poor sod.
8 years ago
Do they play softball there?
Nobody owns a bat?
8 years ago
Welcome to the rest of the world where no one cares about baseball or softball
8 years ago
He hit him with a cricket bat.

We don't use dollars over here either...tool.
8 years ago
That's good information. Thanks
8 years ago
Softball bat, cricket bat, I don't give a fuck if it's a wiffleball bat, everybody needs to own a least one bat!
8 years ago
i got some vampire bats in my attic, does that count?
8 years ago
haha, does that "Count"?
8 years ago
Punny
8 years ago
You can talk about his wife and kids but you better never ever touch his trash can.
8 years ago
Don't fuck with the zen master.
8 years ago
I'll ask again, what exactly is a chav?
8 years ago
oh come on..even i know that
8 years ago
from what i gather it's an english redneck type wigger punk
8 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
8 years ago
dik, I have gathered a vague idea of what it is. I was hoping cheeky or some other brit (not fries as he is stupid) would define it.
8 years ago
Chav is an acronym for "Council House Associated Vermin". Dik's description summed them up nicely.
8 years ago
It's been mention loads of times on here what chavs are and that dumbass 1rish1 still doesnt know.
8 years ago
Then again he is a potato nigger and they are ignorant
8 years ago
There are many different explanations on the acronym, I tend to go with Council House And Violent. Whatever it means, a chav is a younger member of society who likes a bit of anti social behaviour. You can also use Ned or Scally. They love cheap gaudy jewelery, branded sportswear and knock off Burberry/Aquascutum gear. They don't work as they're unemployable because school was something that happened to everyone else. Just another in a long line of social groupings like Casuals, Skinheads, Punks, Mods, Rockers, Teds etc.

More is made of chavs nowadays because the 24 hour media always love a cheap story with lurid headlines and an excuse to wheel out an old fart who thinks "birching is to good for them". The chavs love a bit of media exposure because they get to be on telly.
8 years ago
Now THAT is an explanation Fries.
8 years ago
I'm going to need an explanation on about half of the words you used in that "explanation".
8 years ago
Thats just a waste of time Cheeky , cos that thicky 1rish1 will have forgotten this time next week
8 years ago
Council House, behaviour, casuals, birching.
8 years ago
Council House - Government Housing
Behaviour - Seriously? Maybe the American spelling "behavior" will help
Casuals - Football hooligans (The Football Factory)
Birching - Corporal Punishment...being hit with a cane.
8 years ago
1rish1 you really are summing up the stupidity of your nation
8 years ago
Hey, I regret that.
8 years ago
The first paragraph of the wiki link posted by Steven sums the little fucks up quite nicely.

8 years ago
How do you figure that IanR, you fucking faggot, because I'm not up on English slang? Or maybe its because i made a joke about the spelling of behavior and you were just too stupid to realize it was joke. Maybe you and fries should start hanging ouy since you dumbshits are obviously on the same level.
8 years ago
IanR is looking to get Paddy Whacked .
8 years ago
A CHAV goes by many names depending on what part of England you're from. The word Chav is the most well known for some reason because the media liked it. It was originally 'Cheltenham Avergae' CH-AV. All the other Acronyms have just been made up after the fact. I'm originally from Plymouth. I now live in Canada. In Plymouth they were known as Kevs and the girls were Sharons. Later on we started calling them Swills, Swillys, Swilly cunts. named after the place Swilly, which was the roughest place in the city.
8 years ago
Yeah, wiggers.
8 years ago
1rish1 i never sounded you out on your lack of understanding the slang words , i sounded you out on the fact that the 'chav' definition has been brought up on here many times before and yet you still dont hav a fucking clue.
8 years ago
I never said you did. I just called you a dumbshit on general principal.
8 years ago
thats ok then
8 years ago
Manwithstick....I first heard it as CHeltenham AVerage
8 years ago
Ha ha ha ha fucked up.....CHorley AVerage
8 years ago
CHeeky's Ass Violators
8 years ago
They're not really wiggers, they aren't influenced by black culture.
8 years ago
They're far too racist for that
8 years ago
Do you want the optional lube with your order Fugs or are you just going to use chip fat?
8 years ago
I'll take the minty stuff again, please.
8 years ago
So that's the card debited and the order will be sent asap.....does Typical know about this?
8 years ago
She does, just don't tell Britt...
8 years ago
*emails Britt
8 years ago
ask and you shall receive
8 years ago
I want HockeyBritt
8 years ago
OWNED!
8 years ago
Hey, thanks for clearing that up.
8 years ago
yo freak ass why not change ur avatar.fukkin perve
6 years ago
speak english
6 years ago
recover password