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Mucho Pimp

The luckiest guy on earth!

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by Anonymous

submitted October 9th 2009

68 comments
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Nah. The only reason he's surrounded by moderately attractive women in bikinis is because he's gay. If he wasn't a faggot, then he'd be squeezing those tits or spanking those asses.

By the way, no boner = gayness
8 years ago
Moderately attractive? They're all fappingly gorgeous.

I hate Muchoers for only one reason: They're all talk when it comes to sexy sex.

You don't look at good as that guy or (equivalently) as those girls, and you will never find true happiness with a smart girl who takes care of her body.

SUCK MY BONO DICK
8 years ago
sexy sex? go put on some U2 fag
8 years ago
SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY!!!!!
8 years ago
so assholefungus up there was looking for a boner, but he's calling the guy with 4 chicks on his arms, gay? riiiiiiiiiiiight
8 years ago
Good point^
8 years ago
definitely gay. a real man would pull his pants down and chase the ladies around!
8 years ago
he has pretty long right arm
8 years ago
Very feminine hand, too.
8 years ago
One hand is more tanned than the other.
8 years ago
Your boyfreiends cocxk is pale beacvi your hands always wraped aroundit
8 years ago
^^^^ and drunko was his name-o
8 years ago
Drunk posting is most awesome in the wee hours of the morning.
8 years ago
wee-ee
8 years ago
Somebody's ass still sore, gay1sh1?
8 years ago
Yours most likely.
8 years ago
Try again and see if you can get a cephalanalectomy first so you don't have your own head too far up your own ass.
8 years ago
Yea man, he knows he's cool. So cool he even wears boxers under his fucking bathing suit.
8 years ago
boxers with boardshorts = douchey.
8 years ago
That's what I was wondering.
8 years ago
I was just reading down the comments to make sure someone hadn't commented on the boxers with boardshorts before i did. Nice one.
8 years ago
i wear boxers under my shorts
8 years ago
I wear shorts under my boxers.
8 years ago
i go commando under fugs patio
8 years ago
3/4 of those girls have penises.
8 years ago
You mind telling me which ones? I was going to masturbate to the one is silver but I don't want to make a mistake and get the girl...I MEAN GUY, GUY.
8 years ago
I think the guy does too.
8 years ago
I'll take the girl in green... I'd be willing to bet that 3/4 of them take it in the ass too!
8 years ago
You're wrong. Those girls are the lucky ones. That boy is HOT!
8 years ago
nah...they're his SEESTERS
8 years ago
Yeah, I figure the one in the green is his sister and he begged her to ask her friends for a photo with them.
8 years ago
try that replying thing again, we have a button for that, you know?
8 years ago
Right below me.
8 years ago
Not always 'right below me' but it will always be 'below me' to some degree.
8 years ago
Like your mother...
8 years ago
nice!
8 years ago
oh damn oh damn
8 years ago
The one on the far left; I call dibs.
8 years ago
Silver
8 years ago
yes
8 years ago
I'll help him fuck all four.
8 years ago
Pink Bikini
8 years ago
green
8 years ago
I'll take the one in blue.
8 years ago
Picking any one but silver means you're gay.
8 years ago
Gays!
8 years ago
*Sounds the alarms*
8 years ago
He can't be that lucky if he looks like a beaner.
8 years ago
Olé
8 years ago
your avatar has stumped me..it rarely does..who is it?
8 years ago
It's Leonard Rossiter, some twat that was in 'Rising Damp'
8 years ago
Although he probably never got '502 bad gateway' when trying to get into chat....
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
get chatzilla you noob
8 years ago
i don't have a fucking clue what to do with irc...
8 years ago
If the mucho limk ain't working, I ain't chatting...
8 years ago
Shut it you ging
8 years ago
Rossiter was the pimp daddy in the martini adverts
8 years ago
And he pwned all in The Fall & Rise Of Reginald Perrin
8 years ago
Yeah, but he still didn't get 502 bad gateway, did he?
8 years ago
What about the link? Is that working?
8 years ago
i didn't know how to work it either..do you have kirk's msn? he'll fix it for you
8 years ago
I give up, it's now saying identd is not installed.
I'm past caring, fuck the chat.
8 years ago
I've just uninstalled chatzilla - can't be bothered with it right now.
8 years ago
..bummer
8 years ago
computers are fucking stupid, it's now gone straight into chat from the link...
8 years ago
i blame yak
8 years ago
never been able to link into it
8 years ago
recover password
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