points: 6

What a fucking retard

someone needs to sterilize this tard

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by Heybooger

submitted October 4th 2009

129 comments
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What a fucking retard
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comments (129)
go for it..
8 years ago
wow that must feel great when you rub your eyes in the morning
8 years ago
even simple blinking has got to be annoying as fuck now.
8 years ago
oh yeah. we're hardcore now!
8 years ago
Plus he's an asian male, that just makes everything double ugly.
8 years ago
probably did it in an effort round out his eyes
8 years ago
so if u punch em in the eye the eyelid rips or the eye is damaged.
8 years ago
Basically, if you catch him square in the eye with a left hook, there is probably a good chance that you will end up ripping out part of his eye when that ball pops loose
8 years ago
eye think eye understand.
8 years ago
That wont pop his eye out, but it will fuck him up pretty good.
8 years ago
seen several of those
8 years ago
He's cool and unique now. Fuck those haters that won't give him a job.
8 years ago
Wanko loves conformity.
8 years ago
Much better to be unique by being just like all the other fucks with an ugly piercing that want to be unique. Everyone of those worthless twats that wants to squeegee my windshield looks the fucking same.
8 years ago
Why don't they try standing out among their peer by not sticking metal in their faces or brushing their teeth or not smelling like an ashtray that got pissed in?
8 years ago
I'm guessing Fukashima.
4 years ago
Wanted to pierce his cock but it was to small so he settled for this
8 years ago
so youve been here 5 plus years and you still dont know shit aboot MS?...

get ready throb, the forevernoob crown is aboot to be taken away from thee
4 years ago
I guess you don;t remember me telling you when you questioned me that i took a hiatus to get sober. Noob/Vet status here means nothing. The sooner you find that out the better off you'll be, weird torso dude.
4 years ago
you are starting to sound a bit uppity, sir
4 years ago
I'm fine and No offense.
4 years ago
Oh, I don't think you have to forsake 1 FN title for another. We got 4 crates of the trophies in the back
4 years ago
sober MS beaner list:

1 - Tinski
2 - Bicho

...well, wow - yall be boring, dont yall?
4 years ago
Why I gotta be a beaner?
4 years ago
Hold still while I knight thee Sir Crunchwrap Supreme
4 years ago
* possum gives up on that aluminum snowshoes guy *
4 years ago
I don't know. I'd give cardboard box just one more chance.
4 years ago
he's a nice fella, i'll give you that
however, he more boringer than squid on a wheat thins binge
4 years ago
no offense,ghost of squid
4 years ago
so.....am i a vet now?
i think i finally hit the noob wall
4 years ago
Please... I'm not even a vet yet
4 years ago
:(
4 years ago
vets don't shut other vets up.
4 years ago
An I nominated Metal for sophomore a couple of months ago
4 years ago
MF is a vet cause he's been here since before his testes descended apparently
jrob is a vet cause he fucking hates the new new new MS
4 years ago
it is a snoozefest most days
4 years ago
funny how that works innit?
4 years ago
Well I'm no usedtampon....
4 years ago
Do you guys still consider tr a noob? I mean he shit posts and comments like no other.
4 years ago
They fear tr and his genius
4 years ago
Tinski can be the new forever noob.
4 years ago
Why not LL?
4 years ago
No one outnoobs jrob
4 years ago
los or live?
4 years ago
jrob cannot be forever noob and vet. Makes no sense.
Someone has to become forever noob for jrob to rise to vet status.
4 years ago
You sound like a forever noob.
4 years ago
too bad there wasn't some sort of source that specified what was a "vet"
4 years ago
Too bad you keep commenting.
4 years ago
some sort of encyclopedic presentation that might answer these sorts of questions...kind of like wikipedia...it could be called wikisucko.
4 years ago
I created and authored that entry, boy. Don't need to tell me.
4 years ago
the article on "veterans" could, perhaps, have information such as this: the users have determined that any user's veteran status can only be established after reaching either 10,000 votes, or from the old-school method of reaching 10,000 comments
4 years ago
I would say only time can make someone a veteran since you can be a spammy fuck and not get banned on this site and you can vote like a madman, it doesn't make you a veteran.
4 years ago
THEN WHY DON'T YOU UPDATE THE ENTRY GENIUS
4 years ago
realistically, if someone goes to the trouble of clicking a button 10,000 times then they might have comments worth reading....
4 years ago
10,000 times is way too much work.
4 years ago
MF I a don't contribute to Muchopedia because there is no point. It's more like a joke than an actual wiki of this site.
4 years ago
Don't mind me. I'm still bitter no one has given me a proper article yet
4 years ago
Sinaitis, Go and update something for metalface so he's not bitter. he is one of the funnier people on here.
4 years ago
MF is a decent fellow sure, but I'm pretty sure he has a page on there.
4 years ago
Maybe draw a picture of him.
4 years ago
If MF asked me nicely I could prolly draw him something.
4 years ago
Use this as your inspiration:

http://i.imgur.com/lbXZzLX.jpg
4 years ago
We both know I am not drawing that. That is already art sir and I will not soil it.
4 years ago
well i guess i am 2 from vet status..lets see..what should i say and about whom
4 years ago
*comments
4 years ago
i like how MF cut off his sleeve for a more aerodynamic fingering arm

10k
4 years ago
TWSS
4 years ago
Urkel, send a mail to my muchomail, I have a request
4 years ago
k
4 years ago
Do I have to have a muchomail to mail you? I will tomorrow.
4 years ago
No you don't need ms mail, I won't share. Thx
4 years ago
Is it username@muchosucko.com or what?
4 years ago
Jesus.
4 years ago
Don't be jealous. I'll send you nudes too.
4 years ago
You still haven't figured out muchomail yet?

Even Punky knew how to use it...
4 years ago
Yea urks, loslobos@muchosucko.com
4 years ago
I emailed you earlier. Don't know if it worked. I've literally sent like 5 emails my whole life.
4 years ago
ohw wow
4 years ago
It worked, good job! I'll reply after work, I'm too tired right now
4 years ago

fries-please
He made it !
20 hours ago
report spam | like | stfu
4 years ago
You can talk to the girls easier with email they won't know how weird you are Urkey until you meet, but then it will be too late for them
4 years ago
Weird? Ok lisp-nigger.
4 years ago
Yeah weird.... I didn't stutter
4 years ago
Shit, I didn't know tinski was 5 years in...
4 years ago
i keep trolling him, but dude wont get mad :(
4 years ago
tinski: new new Nicest Guy On Mucho

* possum kicks glitterschlong to the curb *
4 years ago
I'll get mad at you instead.
4 years ago
Is anyone else here interested in the other 4 emails that urkel has sent during his life? I know I am.
4 years ago
I sent dick pics to your mother.
4 years ago
Urkey air guitars "born to be wild"
4 years ago
Stfu you stupid motherfucker.
4 years ago
i think one was to try to shut down his awesome MySpace, jim
4 years ago
One was to deja asking for an invite new mucho. That was a mistake.
4 years ago
Yeah.... No shit
4 years ago
Possum, When were you trying to troll me? You're so nice I didn't even notice
4 years ago
haha, did Deja lash out at you, urks?

ps, my mom would probably enjoy dick pics if you knew what she did for a living.
4 years ago
She's a whore?
4 years ago
fuck off you beaner
4 years ago
Whatever built in fanny pack dude.
4 years ago
She was quite pleasant iirc.
4 years ago
i was just typing out a pre-emptive *coorect on that tinski, but i was too slow.
4 years ago
Yak wasn't when I made my first comment though.
4 years ago
Surprised I beat you. I am being logged off every 30 seconds.
4 years ago
Thats ok, urks. Yak hates all of us. Some more than others.
4 years ago
it's Aminal Farm all over again, but with less pigs
4 years ago
perhaps those being logged off might email clinton?

i did that thing

any other volunteers?
4 years ago
* ClaudeBallz polishes his "hated by yak" medal *
4 years ago
Does that medal have the letters MOD with a line though them on it ?
4 years ago
holy fuck, possum. There are 19 users on this site. How much trending does he have to have?
4 years ago
i think i'm getting that one pretty soon too, cat - just cause...
4 years ago
You got a medal? All I got was this lousy participation ribbon...
4 years ago
Well, he certainly never agreed to give me a FAG TAG duglith.
4 years ago
FuckDuck, do you really think the cat cares about being a mod here? Its not all that much fun, which is why I do a shitty job at it. Stop butching up, its not becoming of your feminine personality.
4 years ago
FUCKDUCK?! lmao
4 years ago
I really miss those two weeks of my life... =(
4 years ago
Urkel just one upped me for biggest Mucho Luddite.
4 years ago
There were no tags back in those days Claude, but I am sure he would given the chance to do it all over
4 years ago
* Rolandofgilead starts making a corncob pipe. *
4 years ago
I do everything else, just not email.
4 years ago
anal, blowjobs etc
4 years ago
just dont leave CO, rg - or you will be detained by tha police
4 years ago
Rolanda has warrants?
4 years ago
* possum profiles *
4 years ago
nah - i heard that oustate cops are randomly pulling over cars with CO plates to try to catch a whiff of maryjiuana is all
4 years ago
ous?


fuckit
4 years ago
I bet that is a solid money making opportunity.
4 years ago
I was in Denver last Friday and 1/2 the people appeared high. Including the two clowns that boarded my plane home wearing suits....with flipflops...
4 years ago
Ask williamson county :/
4 years ago
Poss, not in CO currently, but you are correct.

FILL THEM STATE COFFERS, BOYS!!!
4 years ago
recover password
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