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getting fucked by an endangered species

bird skull fucks dude. nuff said

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by Jello

submitted October 4th 2009

42 comments
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lol ok..
8 years ago
"you got a lil blood there and a lil blood there and a string of parrot jizz running down your ear"
8 years ago
That made me giggle.
8 years ago
so....steff.....when are we gonna get to see some ta-tas?
8 years ago
it's "quote quiz" time:


"it's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

don't google it, you bastards!
8 years ago
its is the dirty jobs guy?
8 years ago
i don't know what you were trying to say, but i'm sure it was wrong.
8 years ago
No one wants to play your shitty game, fuckface. Go back to whacking off to pictures of Holocaust Jews.
8 years ago
im talking about Mike Rowe* couldn't think of the name at the time.
8 years ago
so, robbie, this is what not caring looks like? it's a movie quote btw.

and scarlet, just say that you don't know it,
hiding behind hostility is the oldest and cheapest trick in the book. it's called "pulling a hank".
8 years ago
im not sure... ive never been in youre position before. i know what quote it is now.
8 years ago
your*
8 years ago
Clerks, towards the end of the film?
8 years ago
you sir, are correct.
5 internets for you!
8 years ago
Quit pulling my hank. It's starting to hurt.
8 years ago
It's clerks, I remember it because it fucking pisses me off when people use "masturbate" as a synonym for "jack off". You can't masturbate something other than yourself. You might as well go around threatening to commit suicide to people. You could then say how you went four-wheeling on your dirtbike, mailed your buddy a crank phone call, and sterilized your mom's pussy with the aids bacteria.
8 years ago
no chance of a hand-job then?
8 years ago
That was a funny looking bird before it started having it's way with his head... after it was just hilarious overall.
8 years ago
lolol, That bird was ecstatic, and the dude was moaning like a bitch losing her virginity.
8 years ago
What a metaphor!
4 years ago
he's getting a bit friksy
8 years ago
frisky*
8 years ago
reply fail stupid noob yeah loser shit
8 years ago
you said it
8 years ago
yeah, and your comments were a lurking fail.
go back to being quiet.
8 years ago
goes for robbie too, interposting cunt!
8 years ago
funny how you think i care about what you say.
8 years ago
well you do, obviously.
8 years ago
itsthefag is a dumbshit, no doubt.
8 years ago
I would have killed that thing even if it was the last one of its kind.

Why didn't he resist?
8 years ago
He was probably enjoying it, and was only complaning to cover up that fact
8 years ago
Resistance is futile.
8 years ago
if this species would concentrate on fucking their own species, maybe they would not be endangered
8 years ago
True...
8 years ago
Maybe they are near sighted.
8 years ago
Or gay.
8 years ago
2:31 He wants more.
8 years ago
i would say sloppy seconds but since he was first anyways...
8 years ago
guess what the parrot was saying
8 years ago
guess what the parrot was saying
8 years ago
Favorited. that birds face alone is worth the price of admission.
8 years ago
LOL
4 years ago
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