you know what? pay my flight and i'll gladly come to bakersfield and fucking kill you.
also, caps lock makes you even more of a douche. so does funny punctuation. and the delusion that you got any type of authority over me. don't you get it? no one here, exactly nobody, likes you even the slightest bit, you're nothing but a shit stain on this glorious site, and fight and complain as much as you like, you'll be the one to go down and disappear, not me.
bono - you havent been here long enough to use caps lock, or to dis oldsters, or to to basically do anything except gulp and swallow, when we tell you to
I don't pay enough attention to you to realize where you live Steven. MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO MR. MONGO
i don't understand what the deal is with her.
she's not that pretty, can't act her way out of a paper bag and is as dumb as a loaf of bread. i saw her on conan and on SNL and it was just painful. all those nerdboys are worshipping her just to hide the fact that their boners are caused by giant retarded robots that can turn into idiotic cars and not by her boobies.
i'm pretty sure that there's neither sex nor horror involved in this flick. it's a retarded wankpiece for lonely boys stuck in the clutches of pubert....oh okay, sorry.
you know, when i was your age, there was the exact same movie, only it was called "idle hands" and it had jessica alba instead of megan fox. it wasn't funny, it wasn't scary, it wasn't sexy, but 15 year old me would have killed you if you talked smack about it. go ahead, growning up is fun, but why do you have to do it here?
Seagull has a point, people who idolize actors and celebrities are fucking idiots. Idolize someone you know who is of substance and character. Turn your fucking tv off. Talk to some old ugly people. Read some history. Visit your grandmother. Shun the media. Open your eyes. Question what you've been taught, and the conclusions you were expected to come to as a result. Cogitate.
I wouldn't kick her out of the bed for eating crackers... but if she opened a package of cookies... ok well I'd steal her cookies and THEN kick her out. ;)
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please, at least try!
megan fox or not, that's just GAY!
also, caps lock makes you even more of a douche. so does funny punctuation. and the delusion that you got any type of authority over me. don't you get it? no one here, exactly nobody, likes you even the slightest bit, you're nothing but a shit stain on this glorious site, and fight and complain as much as you like, you'll be the one to go down and disappear, not me.
Why don't you tell me what city YOU live in.
*shakes head sorrowfully*
bonus points for even knowing what either of those phrases mean!
black forrest, born and raised, baby!
Rockford Illinois. Let me know when you have the balls to head this way.
It will be the best money I ever spend on a one-way plane ticket.
Fantastic, welcome. You are now one of us!
Fuck you, noob.
bollocks
she's not that pretty, can't act her way out of a paper bag and is as dumb as a loaf of bread. i saw her on conan and on SNL and it was just painful. all those nerdboys are worshipping her just to hide the fact that their boners are caused by giant retarded robots that can turn into idiotic cars and not by her boobies.
to some couch cushions and a thermos full of raw liver.
you know, when i was your age, there was the exact same movie, only it was called "idle hands" and it had jessica alba instead of megan fox. it wasn't funny, it wasn't scary, it wasn't sexy, but 15 year old me would have killed you if you talked smack about it. go ahead, growning up is fun, but why do you have to do it here?
damn, you always get me to talk to you.
Ever see the movie "Species"? Same concept only IT kicked ass.
Also, acting skills don't matter when I am cranking it to picture on the internet.
nerds are sexy to me.
::fantasizes about willow form Buffy the vampire slayer and that Skinny chick from angel::