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Marry Our Daughter

When I first found the site, I immediately took out a substantial loan from my bank. Then I found out that this is just a gag site, a prank, all made up to make people aware of the wacky “of legal age” marriage laws. So, I was a bit let down, but on the plus side, I still have all of that money from the bank. I suppose I could pay back the loan today, adding a few points to my credit score, but then again I could spend the money on hotel rooms and hookers.

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by Oranjeboom

submitted October 2nd 2009

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Marry Our Daughter
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cool story bra

i would think the younger would be worth more
8 years ago
Kulstrybrh
8 years ago
if i can make payments i'm def interested
8 years ago
haha..that is pretty ghetto brother.
8 years ago
Hahaha, yeah, put that bitch on lay away for me.
8 years ago
Layaway?
8 years ago
3/4 of the members here are one Layaway from not being virgins anymore.
8 years ago
exciting for you, isn't it?
8 years ago
on that note, has anyone started a fund to buy one of these bitches for drum so he will finally get laid?
8 years ago
i think nix is trying to get money together for a drum/tiffany preston hook-up, but i guess one of these would work too.
8 years ago
do they have any "Rent-to-Own" girls?
8 years ago
Ah, they are too old anyways
8 years ago
No such thing.
8 years ago
Old enough to pee
Good enough for me
8 years ago
If there is grass on the field, play ball.
8 years ago
and if there's no grass, play in the mud
8 years ago
again, no 'description fail' tag.
8 years ago
Suppose that it is long for your illiterate ass.

Sorry, ungenius. Now, go get enrolled onto some night classes.
8 years ago
Shit sorry:

You dumb!

Go night school.
8 years ago
oj, let's just say that around the 500th word i became really tired, so i had my sherpas set up basecamp. two of them scouted to see how much text there was left and after a little rest, some serious rehydration and some high carb & protein bars, we were well able to conquer this ungodly wall of text.
8 years ago
literate enough for you, sweetiecheeks?
8 years ago
*Pauses Letterman video*

OK, so it turns out I can't listen, read and comprehend all of the information at the same time.

*reads Stevens post*

hahahaha

Yep
8 years ago
Can you rent by the hour ?
8 years ago
Wow mail in order brides on the webs now?
8 years ago
you didn't quite get it, did you?
8 years ago
The big "propose" button under each ad is very convenient.
8 years ago
Don't give up Oranje. I just watched a program where there's an agency in Russia who can set you up with a girl.
8 years ago
and what would he want with a girl?
8 years ago
If you don't know now Steven, you'll never know.
8 years ago
steven, seriously, are you on your period or something?
8 years ago
haha

Is steven trying to start shit with me or something? Honestly, I hadn't noticed.

If you are Steven, try harder, I'm easily riled.
8 years ago
*turned on
8 years ago
That too.
8 years ago
i'd never start shit with you oj,
i'm just messing around.
plus, i was in a really bad mood this morning.

and i thought it was kinda funnies.
8 years ago
Ah, I though something was amiss.
8 years ago
Anyone would be in a bad mood if they woke up and found they were still German...
8 years ago
sigh
8 years ago
sigh
8 years ago
Could be worse, you might turn into a Scot...
8 years ago
did we have a bad day fugs?
8 years ago
Sunday is nearly always a bad day.
8 years ago
true, the lingering monday tends to overshadow the day, plus it was a pretty shitty sports day for me
8 years ago
*requests another blankie...it's getting coldish under here tonight
8 years ago
*drops blanket through patio*
8 years ago
its still nice down here in nowhere, i've had my window open for days now, froggies chirping away out there
8 years ago
thnx fugs
8 years ago
dw = arkansasian who licks frogs thinking they might be perhaps psychedelic toads
8 years ago
I thought dw lived in a puddle in Texas
8 years ago
nope - arkansas white/cherokee fella
8 years ago
*arkansas redneck/choctaw

i have never licked a frog or toad but i did have a dachshund that would bark at toads to make them hop, he would also carry them around which made him foam at the mouth
8 years ago
so this is where wario gets his 'girlfriends' from
8 years ago
FTW!
8 years ago
recover password
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