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where do women like this exist?

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they must float in the clouds with those things

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by sgt-scrotum

submitted September 30th 2009

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where do women like this exist?
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back in the late 70's and early 80's
8 years ago
This is what my minds eye of Heaven is.
8 years ago
in photoshopland.
8 years ago
Yeah.
8 years ago
When are we gonna get your tit shot? I'm dying to see it.
8 years ago
until every guy on here posts a dick picture and 2012 is actually the end of the world.
8 years ago
I think you meant NOT until....If you didn't then you better post 'em until that happens. Hank needs a break from having to look at that wife of his.
8 years ago
My wife is super duper cute.
8 years ago
GODZIRRA!
8 years ago
awkward.
8 years ago
She's not even that attractive, huge boobs like them aren't really nice
8 years ago
Like you'd say no, haggis boy.
8 years ago
Oh I never said I'd say no
8 years ago
Not saying anything woulk have made you look less stupid.
8 years ago
It really, really woulk have....
8 years ago
jj.am
8 years ago
been there, shunned that
8 years ago
Haha, doubt it.
8 years ago
Carol Imhof, Playboy Playmate, December 1970.

100 percent natural. No unnatural ingredients, no fillers.
8 years ago
they just inflated her boobs then? look at those things they are stupid...
8 years ago
early women's birth control made their breasts swell like they were preggers. so I would bet she is safely on the pill. so poke away.
8 years ago
Cmon now, all my BS aside, no tits are stupid. You can lose you man-card for saying shit like that.
8 years ago
http://img131.imagevenue.com/loc1112/th_65455_1970-12_Carol-Imhof.3_123_1112lo.jpg

They don't look as big in that pic.
8 years ago
This is like a photoshop of a 1970 pic or something.
8 years ago
no no not on clouds the hire them as flotation devices for boats.
8 years ago
Those things would sink right to the bottom.
8 years ago
Contrarian.
8 years ago
My theory is that a large of the blame rests on the shoulders of the bra industry and the food industry. Bras today seem to be shaping breasts in a far less appealing way, and the food industry makes women just fat and ugly, nothing more. I love vintage porn.
8 years ago
Even more telling is the extremely conical shape of the areola/nipple area of women in the 50s and 60s (looking like cone shaped pasties without wearing them) and the complete lack of this trait post-bra-burning late 60s and the use of more pliable bra fabric materials in the 70s. I too have a fondness for the less-sophisticated appearance of vintage nudes.
8 years ago
so, one of you're inventing a time machine i'm hoping
8 years ago
Fuck.

Dumb, dumber, and fucking stupid.

I doubt human physical morphology in terms of breast shape (size maybe) is going to change significantly over the period of a few decades. Why would it? Bra shape and material? Sounds pretty unlikely to me.
8 years ago
You know how at your waist line Hank, there is a point where your gut protrudes in a violent eruption but that line where your 4 sizes too small pants still sit? The same logic applies.
8 years ago
There is no logic to it, Pinhead, nor are there any violent eruptions, except in the shitter after eating your mom's cooking.
8 years ago
I feel like sing Fred Astaire songs.
8 years ago
Lets try that again,
I feel like singing Fred Astaire songs.
Heaven, I'm in heaven...
8 years ago
Fuck Fred Astaire.

Frank Sinatra.
8 years ago
harry Connick Jr
8 years ago
H
8 years ago
Too 1970's ...

She's probably as hairy as a gorilla
8 years ago
Gawd, I hope so....da-rool, da-rool!
8 years ago
Fries, you are a fecking idiot.
8 years ago
she looks fucking awesome, what happened to women? to much crossbreeding of race or something, most of them are fugly now with gross bodies. curse you liberalism!
8 years ago
Blame Hanky , he's crossbreeding too
8 years ago
fucking hank, stop knocking up asians and get your ass a white bitch
8 years ago
Humans have mixed since the beginning of humanity. And why wouldn't we? Women of every ethnicity are attractive.
8 years ago
? so how do you explain that there are still so many different races in the world.
8 years ago
There are no races. Go read some books on the subject before you try to have a conversation.
8 years ago
Fries it's like breeds of dogs or colors, they don't exist. It's all in your head. Try to keep up.
8 years ago
Or "colours" for you english twats. I'm actually pretty sure england doesn't exist either, because at one time it would have just been stuck to Europe.
8 years ago
How's that for reductio ad absurdum hank you fucking fatass?
8 years ago
MOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
8 years ago
idiot.
8 years ago
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