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Ass Battles

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Vote or I'll send Puff Daddy to your house.

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by Emper0rr

submitted September 26th 2009

97 comments
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Ass Battles
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comments (97)
I like three or six.
8 years ago
If you were cool you would have said "I like the FIRST one". But you're not, so fuck off.
8 years ago
I vote #3 personally. El Wanko refuses to vote on anything besides cock battles.
8 years ago
I agree el wanko only chooses his hand
8 years ago
No one fucking cares what you agree with.
8 years ago
derpie, what a fucking tool...shut your mouth, faggot.
8 years ago
JamesTKirk is like the 5 foot kid with glasses that follows behind El_Wanko to echo his every word and defend him until the end. It's a shitty job, but someone's gotta do it.
8 years ago
Although, with how fast they work together in their comments... I wouldn't mind seeing the IP address they both belong to... ;)
8 years ago
shut your hole emoperer. What? Butt-hurt because I happen to agree with something Wanko happens to say? Fuck off, douche.
8 years ago
"something" ... more like everything. It's adorable how much you suck his cock.
8 years ago
Show me where else I am doing that? Hmmm? Can't find it? No you can't, so shut the fuck up, dickhead.
8 years ago
Personally, I've never seen any asses remotely that fit naked in front of me. I can't be picky in this situation.
8 years ago
Refer to him as Captain you fucking foreigner.
8 years ago
The noobs are right in this case.

Wanko is a stupid fag.

Kirk has his nose embedded in Wanko's anus.

The Hank has ruled on this matter. Everyone else can fuck right off.
8 years ago
"The Roland" would beg to differ.
8 years ago
The Hank should wipe the jizz from his eyes and take another look at that epic pwning I dished out last night.
8 years ago
That fucker teenag0rr went and hid until he knew I was gone and it was safe to come out.
8 years ago
He probably wrote in his diary like a little drama queen.
8 years ago
What pwning could you dish out, Weiner Sucking Faggot?

All I saw from yesterday's shit was a huge fagging load of losers drooling over that Britt piece of pink slop.

You didn't say shit, Whunko. Go fuck yourself.
8 years ago
How many posters of unicorns do you have on your wall?
8 years ago
How many cocks do you suck every night? Oh shit, I can't compete.
8 years ago
Hank, blow me too.
8 years ago
I think you've got a little piece of Wank dookie on the bridge of your nose there, Kirk.
8 years ago
Yea? That's funny because you licked it off.
8 years ago
I vote for you to not submit anything this fucking stupid again.
8 years ago
Where is the check-box?
8 years ago
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8 years ago
and El Wanko is STILL holding a grudge. You just called the female ass stupid.

El Wanko, please reference in the dictionary: ho⋅mo⋅sex⋅u⋅al⋅i⋅ty

I think it might be what you've been looking for all this time.
8 years ago
Gee sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings after you spent so much time putting together 9 pictures you probably found on the same site. I'll go and pretend I'm fucking 12 years old again and still impressed by generic pictures of anonymous asses.
8 years ago
Maybe next time you can take a picture of two dumbass bitches at a party that are licking a vegetable, because that's even fucking cooler.
8 years ago
Several different sites actually. And anonymous? A few of these girls are pretty popular internet models. I guess I forgot you don't look at straight porn.
8 years ago
At least that guy brought us something that I couldn't see by simply clicking on any one of approximately 85% of the links on this page.
8 years ago
Oh right I should really pay more attention to the names of whores that I'll never meet, see in person, or interact with in any way.
8 years ago
Once I do that do you think you can teach me about famous WOW nerds or something? I'm really dying to know that too.
8 years ago
Alright Wanko we get it, you're a homosexual. Go march in a parade or something.
8 years ago
Says the guy that's so fucking far in the closet he uses a woman's ass as an avatar and post something like this to try to convince us he's straight.

You know one thing straight men like? Variety. You're either gay or in grade 9 - probably both.
8 years ago
Yeah, I'd probably be way more straight like you if I never posted anything relating to attractive women and anytime something was posted with females in it get really angry and talk about how terrible it is. Yeah, that'd probably make me seem very hetero.

P.S. anyone who replies to this comment is gay.
8 years ago
Why because you say so, AssEmperor? Fuck off.
8 years ago
I suspect you posted nothing with variety, since as a fag, you don't actually know what is attractive or not, so you went with generic shit just to be safe.

P.s. Empofag is gay.
8 years ago
Anyone who refers to them self as "hetero" in that term, likes men.
8 years ago
Alright El_Retardo, keep getting mad at every video/image that has attractive females in them. I know you're in a very confusing stage of your life right now, but as you mature things will become more clear for you.
8 years ago
That sure sounds like something a closet fag would say.
8 years ago
When you typed that you were thinking about cocks, weren't you?
8 years ago
Yeah you were you chubby little cumdumpster.
8 years ago
Nerd fight.
8 years ago
Whimperorr is right.

Wanker is a total faggot and only approves gay porn getting submitted. Seriously, recently a cock pic got posted and he cracked his screen licking it.

What a fucking weak faggot, Wanko likes to lick the cum out of little boy's assholes.
8 years ago
Hank you're sure living in my shadow this morning.
8 years ago
It's because I called you fat isn't it?
8 years ago
You're shadow couldn't hold the cum in my nuts. I'm just pointing out what a complete failure faggot you were in maintaining the site yesterday.

A complete fucking failure.
8 years ago
Oink oink oink.
8 years ago
Sorry hank I know that's mean.
8 years ago
Wanko was admin ?
8 years ago
Fucking stupid.

I'm not fat, dumbass. You, otoh, are a socially retarded, spastic, shitty fuckwad.
8 years ago
wanko is most certainly fat too. Didn't he once write he had a bunker? It's only obese, overopinionated retards with hunting caps who'd care for such crap. Plus he's a gun nut. Absolute fatass no doubt.
8 years ago
#7
8 years ago
I'd probably be fat right now if not for my metabolism. But that's all hypothetical, while hanky is fat in the here and now.
8 years ago
Actually, my body fat percentage is in the negative range.
8 years ago
damn i saw a thick ass on this chubby mexican bitch at frys earlier, better than any of these
8 years ago
Did you spill grape soda on yourself when you saw her?
8 years ago
that's some funny shit
8 years ago
meh... 3 or 4 i guess.
8 years ago
You don't seem to be very impressed with anything except Asian asses.
8 years ago
Memorizing what some random dude on a semi-porn website likes when it comes to ass, is very gay.
8 years ago
Memorizing? It's called reading comments, which you apparently know how to do. The only ass I've seen Morph truly impressed with is an Asian ass. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I was just pointing it out.
8 years ago
There is nothing wrong with that to you because you're gay.
8 years ago
check your window locks morph, and have your magazines been disturbed?
8 years ago
#4 shouldn't even be on the same page as all of the others, worst ass on the page. I'd have to pick #6 as the best ass on the page, and #s 1 & 2 as the biggest asses on the page (until Bono or ButtFungus comment at least).
8 years ago
#6 minus 12 years
8 years ago
fuckin pedo...
8 years ago
^ truth
8 years ago
wait - really?
8 years ago
*does a google search, and goggles at it
8 years ago
*now backs slowly and permanently away from this thread and this topic
8 years ago
#5
8 years ago
Am I the only one that picked #8?
8 years ago
no. 1 pointless post of the day.

wait, what was that vote on?
8 years ago
IZ THER NO VIDEOZ TODAYZ???
8 years ago
Shut up asshole
8 years ago
just asking...

okay, you got me, i used my cutie voice...again...
8 years ago
Definite #6. 5 is good too.
8 years ago
#3 FTW!
8 years ago
You are correct, sir.
8 years ago
thats too cleanly shaved for you.
you like them hairy like a gorilla
8 years ago
Again, you can only make retarded gorilla like comments, right? You are not much smarter than a gorilla.
8 years ago
ok , so ive called you a spammy fuckwad , gorilla lover and homo but i cant think of much else
8 years ago
Your imagination is very limited, like a monkey.
8 years ago
WTF is puff daddy gonna do ?
8 years ago
Good post Epero0r (or however the fuck you incorrectly spell it). If there's one thing Mucho needs more of, it's more porn.
8 years ago
this isnt porn
8 years ago
Define porn potato-boy .
8 years ago
HOLY SHIT ROLAND IS STILL HERE!? Did that army of twinks ever show up at your door?
8 years ago
I suppose it varies from country to country but here it usually refers an image that depicts a sexual nature.

These images are just of nudity.
8 years ago
wouldnt this qualify as soft porn?
8 years ago
roland is cool
8 years ago
I like turtles!
8 years ago
3,6,8
8 years ago
They are all nice. I'm not going to vote. What the fuck is Puff Daddy going to do, rap at me?
8 years ago
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