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Not getting the gold

I wonder, do they make a tin foil medal for these athletic rejects?

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by LdyMorgan

submitted September 22nd 2009

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Fucking funny, i really liked :15
8 years ago
gotta love laugh tracks.
8 years ago
i fucking hate canned laughter.
8 years ago
but you know when to laugh!
8 years ago
sounds like this shit is straight from AFV
8 years ago
athletic rejects? that's pretty funny considering every one of those people in the video were more athletic than you'll ever be, morgan.
8 years ago
I was an Olympic team member before I broke my back you waste of carbon, what have you ever done?
8 years ago
dicksucking is not an olympic sport, no matter what your dad says.
8 years ago
what's your name then? what years? i was a class 1(Level 10) gymnast, but quit to focus on college. i might have made it as an elite if i tried, but i'm doing this thing with my life called "becoming a physician" so that i can pursue helping people as opposed to lingering on past completely selfish accomplishments.
8 years ago
or you could both stfu
8 years ago
I don't know what specifically you are focusing on mr. cold, but doctors don't do shit but charge insane amounts of money to hypochondriacs and then poison them to death. 120,000 American's died last year as a result of doctors.
Want to heal someone? Stop them from drinking water with fluoride and chlorine in it, get them to stop eating cheeseburgers and start eating organic raw fruits and vegetables, get them to stop sitting in their dark living room watching TV 3 hours a day and start getting sunshine because vitamin D is essential to your existence.
I don't get sick thanks to a lot of this sort of logic. Fuck the entire medical industry and fuck anyone who hands out drugs like candy claiming it solves the problem and not just masks the symptoms.
The cure for cancer involves keeping your body internally clean, not getting filled with radioactive poison.
8 years ago
American doctors are shit and you are a fucking loon.
8 years ago
Sounds a good job. Charge loads o money and poison them.
8 years ago
FUCK YOU PINJAS
8 years ago
anyway morgan, you've been called out here, tell us all about the olympic team
8 years ago
Yes, this Olympic career, let's hear all about it...
8 years ago
Actually, Pinjas... I'm going into Emergency Medicine. Soooooo you can shut up now. And back to ldymorgan... watch out, because Bela, Steve and Beth Rybacki, and Valeri Liuken might be a phonecall away from me. So try not to lie.
8 years ago
found her reply fail after i posted that ^... she wasn't even in the olympics, what a misleading cunt.
8 years ago
she wasn't completely selfish; she pleased many a dick.
8 years ago
acid fail
8 years ago
They were just kids. Some of them not even teens yet. Even the best athletes made mistakes like this.
8 years ago
For the record I was slated to be on the 1984 summer olympic team. I was an equestrian but during the international horseshow I was thrown from my horse and fractured my spine in 3 places. I was never able to compete and thus removed from the roster. I trained 14 hours a day and had made it my LIFE goal to train to be the best but it was taken away from me because of a stupid accident. I don't owe you or anyone an explanation, fuck you and your mother that threw me off in the show.
8 years ago
so... besides the reply fail, HORSE RIDING IS A FUCKING JOKE AND SHOULDN'T BE IN THE OLYMPICS. THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU WENT TO THE OLYMPICS FOR CURLING, SO YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY AN ELITE ATHLETE. Gymnastics is 1000 times harder than riding a fucking horse - FACT.
8 years ago
Have you got a bur under your saddle? Someone forget to tighten your cinch?
8 years ago
TEE-HEE
8 years ago
in caps
8 years ago
sucks to be you morgan
8 years ago
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