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A Real Hockey Fight

Avalanche vs Red Wings, March 26th 1997

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by 42Adams

submitted September 21st 2009

68 comments
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comments (68)
Golden!
8 years ago
get pretty.
8 years ago
christ
8 years ago
showers?
8 years ago
i never understood goalie fights... they don't exactly interact with each other
8 years ago
this fight is because of a years worth of bad blood between both teams, one of the avalanche players checked a red wing player into the glass so hard he needed reconstructive surgery. I think this is the first game they played since then so pretty much everyone was out for blood. After this fight was over they had to bring out the zamboni to clean the blood off the ice, it was pretty brutal
8 years ago
hah! zamboni...
8 years ago
don't mess with the zamboni!
8 years ago
Hockey is boring as shit.
8 years ago
this was boring to you?
8 years ago
I didn't watch it. Note I didn't say this vid was boring, but instead said "Hockey is boring...".

It's kind of like pro wrestling. A lot of fighting and spectacle, little actual sport. And when they are actually trying to play the game instead of just fight, the rink is so small they smash into each other every 2 seconds. At least in soccer, with the same low scores, the action is spread over a much bigger area, so the players can actually do something.
8 years ago
I've got an idea. Let's get a bunch of big guys and put loads of pads on them and put them on ice in a tiny little area on skates and then give them some skinny little sticks to try and control a little piece of rubber that slides around at like 100 miles an hour.

What a lame clusterfuck. If the rink was like 4 or 5 times bigger and they didn't fight every 5 minutes like stray dogs it might be worth watching.
8 years ago
the rinks are too small now agreed..there's not that much fighting though..like not in every game..and there's a lot more scoring in hockey than soccer
8 years ago
that being said i will fucking fight you right now
8 years ago
i think the players got too big and too fast for the size of the rinks..pretty complicated to change that now..would be cool though
8 years ago
I would smack you so hard you'd give up beer, cut your hair, and join the Mormons.
8 years ago
I want in on the fight.
8 years ago
dik and I will beat the shit out of both of you.
8 years ago
Its on. I'd take Hank over you or dik any day.
8 years ago
*suck
8 years ago
SILLYGAYSQUEER^
8 years ago
I'm pretty tough.
8 years ago
no...you're not..i'm the toughest guy on mucho..
8 years ago
fact
8 years ago
i will kick the fuck out of this whole site
8 years ago
even i'm intimidated by me
8 years ago
ha!
8 years ago
^nervous laugh
8 years ago
you couldn'y punch stan on the nose
8 years ago
The rinks really are not that small. The players are just so fast it makes it look that way. I can't believe you just tried to argue that soccer is more entertaining then hockey.
8 years ago
I know how big the rinks are, you stupid twat. I grew up in Minnesota and have seen lots of hockey. Soccer is much more entertaining in my opinion. However, sumo is the most entertaining of them all. I'm hoping Asashoryu can win the current tournament. He's one up on his rival Hakuho with 5 days left to go. Could be an exciting finish.

One of the good things about Japan is that I can see the Sumo tourneys live on TV and even go to them once in a while. I've been three times to Osaka to watch the Spring Tourney. Fucking good fun.
8 years ago
The sheer fact that you grew up in Minnesota and have no respect for the game is repulsive. Hockey is one of the most demanding sports out there and is most certainly one that demands more athleticism that the majority of the "popular" sports. The reason that most people don't enjoy or respect the sport is that it's to fast for them. The hitting is part of the game and the fights are a respected part of the game and has its place. But I find it hard to believe that in FULLY understanding everything that is going on out on that ice, the speed at which they do it, and the cleverness of the plays and knowing were one another is, that you can truly not like the sport.

Maybe my opinion, but, Hockey is the greatest sport on the planet. But, that's just me.
8 years ago
"than* the majority of 'popular' sports"**
8 years ago
Is that "repulsive" to you?

Fuck off, douchenozzle. You've got your shitty ass opinion about what sports are good. Just like I have my opinion.

Hockey is like a spastic confusion of ignorant, toothless cavemen swatting at a rodent with sticks...all performed on ice!!! Oh joy, what fucking entertainment.
8 years ago
Well no fuckin' shit its an opinion, just like I have an opinion that Soccer is one the the most boring and drawn out sports ever created, especially with all the bullshit mid-field ass grabbing back and forth ball posession. BUT, I still give props were props are due, I can't run an entire 90min game, nor do I have the ability to control a ball with my feet like I would my hands, they are amazing at what they do so good for them. Yeah, maybe I'm rather passionate about my hockey, but your attempted at belittling the sport through comparing it to barbaric half-wits just whacking away at a slab of rubber with no direction is just a perfect example of you not having any knowledge of the sport and/or not being able to follow and understand what is going on. On top of which if you were too, then I simple don't understand your inability to give the sport the obvious credit that it deserves. But then again, you are a fan of the foot fairies.
8 years ago
I stopped reading at 'Well'.
8 years ago
You, sir, are a better man than I. I didn't make it past

'this was boring to you?'

8 years ago
Two morbidly obese slant eyes slapping each others folds cannot even compare to hockey
8 years ago
I didn't read all that bullshit, either.

And...Stupidbaker, sumo is way more interesting than hockey.
8 years ago
Most hockey players are technically retarded.

Fact.
8 years ago
I went to a little kids hokey game this weekend. A guy on my teams kid was playing and we wanted to see his baby's momma, shes a stripper. No fights though and it was cold.
8 years ago
did you ask for a lap dance?
8 years ago
From the goalie?
8 years ago
why you calling their game hokey?
8 years ago
He was doing the hokey pokey with the little kids.
8 years ago
You put your little finger in..
8 years ago
You pull your little finger out...
8 years ago
In out, in out..
8 years ago
ring the fucker out
8 years ago
Fucking right.

GO SHARKS!
8 years ago
come on man..
8 years ago
If hockey was like this 100% of the time it would be worth watching.
8 years ago
this is why hockey players have a total of about 5 teeth in their mouths.
8 years ago
No, it isn't. Mouth guards do shit against 90 mph pucks, they're pretty good against fists though.
8 years ago
Sometimes when I go to the grocery store I'll be shopping for produce while wearing a green shirt, and see some dude in a red one. This pisses me off in spades, 'cause he's clearly not on my team. Instinctively, I'll give the guy an old school fore arm shiver and leave the him breathing out his ear while his nose blows blood bubbles near the tomatillo display.

GO TEAM!
8 years ago
More of the same from you, I see.

Your cynicism is really getting out of hand.
8 years ago
There is no such thing as too much cynicism in todays world.
8 years ago
Although, Roland does like to display his more than most.
8 years ago
A person can definitely be too cynical.
8 years ago
see dik
8 years ago
Your right, cynicism is overplayed. I'll try to be more cylindrical and/or conical in the future.
8 years ago
You are already a square. Couldn't hurt to round yourself out a bit.
8 years ago
Mindless violence is delicious.
8 years ago
And funny.
8 years ago
So do the refs eventually call the game?
8 years ago
I was at this game. It was nuts. Kind of a sucker punch, but McCartey was the baddest ass in hockey.
8 years ago
You tried to suck him off in the locker room, you faggot.
8 years ago
Vancouver and Edmonton had a pretty good fight like that a couple of years ago. Went on for like ten minutes.
8 years ago
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