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If you're going to touch poison ivy, then fucking wash your hands with soap before whacking off!

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by ButtFungus

submitted September 19th 2009

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thats what sex with scarlet will do to your dick.
8 years ago
i'll be ok if i wear a condom though
8 years ago
hm, if your condmom's condom wears a condom, maybe. brave man!
8 years ago
poision ivy penis
8 years ago
thats what it say in the describtion
8 years ago
that's no shit y'all, i get poison ivy wicked bad just by looking at it, and i always wind up with it on my fucking dick
8 years ago
no that is herpes
8 years ago
herpes makes yo dick look like jabba da hut's throat???
8 years ago
yep, sorry just like sir... you have herpes
8 years ago
Hair piece?
8 years ago
Fucking ewww dude, it looks like a snail.
8 years ago
so how come his hand doesnt look like that too ?
8 years ago
very good point sir.
8 years ago
perhaps those are the hands
of someone else? A female relative
of yours. No?
8 years ago
they look like male hands
8 years ago
Shit that makes it worse...sorry
8 years ago
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