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Now we know why...

Steven Seagull, you don't have to keep the barriers up any more. We accept you for the ragged, mauled nigger of a person you are.

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by Bono

submitted September 16th 2009

120 comments
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Judging by that shitty comic Bono submitted, it's safe to say that humor is not his strong suit.
8 years ago
He doesn't have any strong suits
8 years ago
what about sucking cock? i bet he's the best in his entire junior high class.
8 years ago
strong in spades
8 years ago
Just as lame as his comic.
8 years ago
at least the kid went out with a smile...
8 years ago
zing!!!!!
8 years ago
.......
8 years ago
I hear crickets after reading this. Bono, you need to get the fuck out asap.
8 years ago
I'll leave if you can show me every picture ever tagged as "wtf".
8 years ago
bono i liked you alot better on south park
8 years ago
http://www.muchosucko.com/tag/wtf/1

Start clicking, then get the fuck out.
8 years ago
Hahahahaha
8 years ago
hm, now where was that reply button again?
8 years ago
Y/D, is it worth re-tagging the whole site?
8 years ago
fuckin bono...
yea yea yea yea yeaaaaaa hellooo helloooooo
8 years ago
Fuck you BONO!


you piece of shit you dont even "fuck you" as well as whunu.
8 years ago
....thhhhank you?
8 years ago
In case you can't tell yet , nobody fucking likes you or wants to be your friend just like in real life. So why don't you be a good little faggot and fuckoff back to where it was you were last rejected from.
8 years ago
feel the hate bono you nigger taster
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg&feature=PlayList&p=1D697F38B3BE5FF6&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=29
8 years ago
nicely done, sir!!
8 years ago
.
8 years ago
go away
8 years ago
fsil sir
8 years ago
fail even
8 years ago
fail at what? it's obviously dik's job...
8 years ago
ah, you thought i comment failed cause of that comment above? no no, i was calling out bonos reply fail with freshies comment.
i never reply fail...
8 years ago
Looks like a reply fail to me.

Judges?
8 years ago
Yep
8 years ago
psh, whatever... i know i'm right!
8 years ago
I rule that it is indeed a violation.
8 years ago
Seagull has been violated many times .
8 years ago
i guess your mom got clingy,
but i wouldn't call it "violated".
8 years ago
That dildo she shoved up your ass isn't a violation , well since you enjoyed I guess you don't call it a violation .
8 years ago
you been through her pantie drawer again?

what did it taste like? oh i forgot, she already had licked it clean afterwards.
8 years ago
She told me you wold not let her remove it from your ass , keep it there , I am sure thats not the only think this stuck in there .
8 years ago
awwww, got you so riled up you can't even type properly, huh?

therethere, it's okay, your mother is a fine person, i was just playing with you, don't cry. and you're right i was violated soooo many times, making your comment that much clevererer and funniererer than anything else. you have won the internet!
you can turn your pc off now...
8 years ago
Just brought her my old baseball bat , get ready bird brain , you are in for a special treat .
8 years ago
dude, you won the internet! IT'S OVER!
8 years ago
The internet is mine.
8 years ago
just let ALT have some sense of triumph here, hank. you can have the net back tomorrow.
8 years ago
Stefanie_Gull , something you will never have , but keep on tryin , even tards say something witty on some occasions , though that is quite a stretch for you. But keep trying .
8 years ago
we'll see who gets there first, i guess...
8 years ago
huh, i guess i did!!

i don't wanna play anymore, you're
primitive and boring. see ya!
8 years ago
Fuck you Bhunu
8 years ago
Bufu.
8 years ago
HEY HEY!
8 years ago
What a fucking jackass.

Hey Dik, run this fucking cunt loser off the site, would ya?
8 years ago
bono? ya he's a major shitfuck..i just might
8 years ago
he's so completely unfunny ..the desperation is palpable..
8 years ago
i will eat his face
8 years ago
the funniest thing about the guy is he thinks he's funny..and even that's not funny
8 years ago
bono get your barriers up
8 years ago
Ahh, the trademark comment string. It's so you.
8 years ago
it's true..i'm really not doing it on purpose..i just often have other things that pop into my brain..
8 years ago
shit, i asked you days ago to do it.
stop bragging 'bout how you CAN run
everybody of, and start DOING it already!

please?
8 years ago
Dik's never run anyone of the site
8 years ago
Watch yourself, Beagle. You're playing with dynamite there.
8 years ago
White Dynamite!
8 years ago
Skinny White Knock-Kneed Dynamite!
8 years ago
With his ball cap on backwards and a jean jacket!
8 years ago
Wears his socks at the beach Dynamite!
8 years ago
if you could see my feet you'd thank me
8 years ago
like two gnarled masses of veiny greasy bird flesh
8 years ago
and fries ..ya i have..lots
8 years ago
hmmmm...white dynamite..i like that
8 years ago
do NOT fuck with white dynamite
8 years ago
Spammy motherfucker. This ain't chat.
8 years ago
yo waldorf, statler!

pipe down, willya?


old folks these days...
8 years ago
hank you are so jealous of my comment count!
8 years ago
I left for 5 months just to let you catch up.
8 years ago
you mean i ran you off for 5 months
8 years ago
it was just out of my pure heart and love of humanity i decided to let you come back
8 years ago
It was a strange combination of boredom and excessive whining which encouraged me to take up more interesting past times like watching mold grow between my toes.
8 years ago
Seriously, as I've said many times, your flames are very, very weak. You strongest flame would get blown out by a baby's fart.
8 years ago
I don't think the word 'run' is even in any of your dictionaries. Go ahead, go look. Take your time. I know it takes you a while to get around with that bad hip of yours.
8 years ago
He even wore boot socks to the beach.
8 years ago
They are just socks. Long socks are the standard. They don't need a special designator like 'boot'. Short socks are fairly new and take a prefix designator like 'ankle' socks, or whatever you like.
8 years ago
Bullshit, as a matter of fact, I believe the bootsocks are actually called "crew" socks or "boot" socks. I wear the "no shows" with shorts.
8 years ago
Sorry, they are just socks. Get a clue.
8 years ago
You need to get a clue.
8 years ago
you two got raging clues for each other...
8 years ago
^^Socks & Sandals guys
8 years ago
so who have you run off mucho dik? 2 or 3 weak faggots?
8 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sock
8 years ago
bono, kindly fuck the hell off. You're not even as useful as a cunt full of AIDS.
8 years ago
'ragged, mauled nigger of a person' ? you forgot 'Nazi'
8 years ago
Would that be 'nigger nazi' or 'nazi nigger'?
8 years ago
psh, i'm off in twenty minutes anyway...
8 years ago
"part time nazi" would make an awesome lovesong!
8 years ago
you interposting spammy old men are everywhere! but "part time nazi nigger" would be even more awesome!
8 years ago
"part time party nazi nigger"
8 years ago
wooohoow, i made a classical dik!
8 years ago
you mean classic ...and no it wasn't
8 years ago
yeah, it's a stream of conciousness thing, i guess. no one will ever attain your mastery.

SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND!
8 years ago
don't tell me when or if i should shine..and don't call me crazy
8 years ago
and don't assume to suggest if i was a diamond or not
8 years ago
wow, seems like the 70s were hard on you...
8 years ago
i really wanted that to be funny
8 years ago
we all fail sometimes, but you gave it your best...
8 years ago
want a cookie?
8 years ago
i meant you..i wasnt trying to be funny
8 years ago
although if anyone's collecting them that's some gold dik quotes right there
8 years ago
wow, if that was a deliberate set-up and you expected me to craft something incredibly funny from it, then i guess i'll never be able to entertain you in any way, i'm sorry!

but you can still have that cookie....
8 years ago
no it wasnt ..i just wish everyone else was a lot funnier
8 years ago
well, i already said it on the thread with the football guy chocking that mtv bitch, you've got an unfair advantage with your avatar!
8 years ago
i dont know what you mean..its just an avatar i never exactly put thought into it..it just stuck...*see wanko....although i do love the good doctor
8 years ago
as stated, if i imagine your comments in his voice and slurred manner of speech, they become hilarious, no matter WHAT you typed.
he was the man, i miss him!
8 years ago
ya me too..a smart guy..an original

Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era — the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run . . . but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant. . . .

History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of “history” it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole generation comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time — and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.

My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights — or very early mornings — when I left the Fillmore half-crazy and, instead of going home, aimed the big 650 Lightning across the Bay Bridge at a hundred miles an hour wearing L. L. Bean shorts and a Butte sheepherder's jacket . . . booming through the Treasure Island tunnel at the lights of Oakland and Berkeley and Richmond, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling at the toll-gate, too twisted to find neutral while I fumbled for change) . . . but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that. . . .

There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .

And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting — on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark — that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

HST...suck it
8 years ago
ah, the wave speech!

thank you, kind sir!

maybe i'll upload some of my HST stuff sometime.

well, i'm off, there's beers
a-waitin' for me,
take care!

and run 'em off the site, all of 'em!
8 years ago
HST was a class A twat
8 years ago
joking
8 years ago
don't you ever talk shit about the doc,
or dik will run you off!!
8 years ago
Shut the fuck up bitch. That's your new name, Bitch. From here on out you shall be known as simply "Bitch."
8 years ago
people will think i'm your mom...
8 years ago
Now i know why there was a hundred + comments on this post: Jamiee let dik out
8 years ago
I thought we sent you back to the minors, Bone-oh.
8 years ago
upvotes for the amount of hate in this thread
6 years ago
* xzekiel follows *
6 years ago
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