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I Hate Rednecks

But this is kinda neat.

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by troutpotato

submitted August 26th 2009

49 comments
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Fuckin retarded big headed, strong wind'll tip you over dumb motherfuckers.
8 years ago
Of fucking course, has to be wisconsin... The casino at turtle lake sucks anyways.
8 years ago
How the fuck do you hate rednecks? They are awesome and funny as shit, unless you are a faggot, or a nigger, or some variant of the two.
8 years ago
They're also constantly drunk and their children are always filthy and their yards look like a dogshit factory and they smell bad. That doesn't qualify as "awesome" in my book.
8 years ago
That's the 1rish1 dream.
8 years ago
hmm trouts description is also that of most blacks and wetbacks.
8 years ago
Which are the same people that should have been in one of those buses!
8 years ago
Anyone can have fun jumping cars or shooting guns. A redneck is someone who doesn't enjoy reading in the shitter.
8 years ago
I never understood why people read in the shitter.
8 years ago
Because everyone likes the smell of their own shit and some people just need an excuse to hang out in there a little while longer.
8 years ago
Roland reads in the shitter
He's red faced in his reading place
Well-red 'cause he's well fed
Like fat rednecks having fat red sex
He closes the shutter
Starts to grunt and stutter
Sweat smelling like peanut butter
With no bread
Flies circling round his head
His heart starts to flutter
Grabs his little nut
and shoots the butter
all over his socks and pants
Silly little man
is reading Harlequin romance
8 years ago
I like to bask in the ambience
8 years ago
I have 2 QI books in the toilet. Each part is about a page long which is just about right.

If it's a beer shit, 2 pages.
8 years ago
Sometimes 4
8 years ago
haha, you can fit 4 beers in your ass. thats talent.
8 years ago
pages/beer cans...with a lack of comprehension like that, I can see how you ended up sweeping floors for a living.
8 years ago
reading/drinking/putting things up your arse

Did you not got taught anything?
8 years ago
only an arrogant troll would proclaim their superior intelligence on this site.

its the only way you can feel smart huh boy

its quite clear that bitching is in your nature, so please continue
8 years ago
My qualification & pay packet make me feel smart.

Don't feel inferior, not everyone is good at school. I'm sure the 'university of life' has taught you much. Now, go grab you mop & get back to work.
8 years ago
As for calling me smug, arrogant & self righteous, you're wasting your time.

Everyone on here already knows these things.
8 years ago
be cool. stay in school
8 years ago
look at suge stomping your fucking testicles again oranje. you just fucking suck at this
8 years ago
Go on, you reassure him...then he'll reasure you...

That way you thick fucks can hold your e-heads high.

Everyone will call you stupid, but so long as you have one another, you'll be fine.

hahaha
8 years ago
Steve's disses are always so fucking weak. Christ what a fucking pussbag.

I thought Suge was allright, but he's getting on my fucking nerves. Fucking hyperactive noobs can't learn to shut the fuck up.
8 years ago
nobody gives a fuck about either of you. spamwhore ladyboy lover and the most gay boring english twat i've ever seen
8 years ago
Well, this piece of shit site is fucking up AGAIN. I can see loser ass PedoSteve's comment is the recent losers section, but not here.

Anyways, to retort, who gives a fuck about you here Steve? Nobody. You are less interesting than the weather report. Weather says Steve will suck cock AGAIN today. Big surprise. Compared to you, I'm like GOD in Mucho. Nobody gives a fuck what you think, et fucking cetera, so go drown yourself in the nearest puddle of dog piss, you fucking afterbirth.
8 years ago
*pisses on hanks head
8 years ago
Hank takes mad dumps
Ringed like tree stumps
All bark, no bite
Stalks worth ten on the dollar
Thinks he's floem, tonight
His cambium's pre-cambrian
Cerebrum insanium
A birch in my terarrium
I'll uproot and bury him
like Charon used to ferry 'em
8 years ago
reading is overrated, that is why i only read part of this thread, wordy ass fucks

suge, insert hillbilly joke here ↴
8 years ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hank plays my dick
Like a didgeridoo

8 years ago
Whammy.
8 years ago
^Fails to respond in kind....

8 years ago
Write me a rhyme
Compose me a sonnet
Or run away like a ho
Wif some bees in yo bonnet
8 years ago
ugh...so, so fat
8 years ago
haha 4:01..a demelation derby, a big demelation derby!....that's a redneck for ya!
8 years ago
Bummer, I missed it. I live real close.
8 years ago
Completely off topic... anyone else notice the frequency of gay ads for like squirt.com and shit lately? Might tell us something about the average Mucho goer...
8 years ago
word. it's rather annoying/distracting. MAKE THE GAY GO AWAY!
8 years ago
I think it says more about revenue than the average muchoer...but what do i know..well i think youre both clicking on those ads.
8 years ago
The ads are based on your google search history faggot.
8 years ago
Bullshit..
8 years ago
Firefox people.
8 years ago
Welcome to Bush's America!
8 years ago
fuck yeah!
8 years ago
So when is the ext event scheduald 4?
8 years ago
They should be launch the fatass losers watching instead of the cars. That would be much more entertaining.
8 years ago
*launching
8 years ago
looks like fun
8 years ago
No reason to hate these folks.
8 years ago
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