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Jesus Style Kung Fu

Seriously fucking wtf... Mr. White Shirt obviously has some pent up racial issues... holy christ.

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by yak

submitted August 17th 2009

63 comments
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comments (63)
Running a little late were we?
8 years ago
What the fuck is up with the skinny one doing all those wierd arm movements... And damn he got knocked the fuck out hahahaha
8 years ago
He was doing pretty ok actually, better than I expected.
8 years ago
Both of these guys would stomp the shit out of you and your keyboard.
8 years ago
6 months ago maybe. But right now, id be shocked if anyone (my size) could kick my ass. Been training for a fight (real one) in September.
8 years ago
What do you weigh?
8 years ago
i weigh almost 1600 pounds
8 years ago
about 13 feet tall
8 years ago
and you still have a two inch cock
8 years ago
2 inches of deadly force
8 years ago
At a certain point, I would stop videotaping. Of course I also wouldn't give the date and blood trail on there either.
8 years ago
The guy was obviously yielding long before they stopped beating on him, thus a crime was committed. He WAS bug-fucking nuts, though.
8 years ago
damn, bruce leeroy got fucked up

the guy in white fights like 50 year old drunkard
8 years ago
Yeah, he sucked, no doubt. The Jesus guy sucked even worse though.
8 years ago
What an asshole. I would have wrecked that guy.
8 years ago
just about anybody would have wrecked these two pansies
8 years ago
Agreed, but i would have really enjoyed doing it to Mr. White Gi.
8 years ago
Yeah, that bastard wasn't that good either for being a blackbelt. He dropped form too many time, letting his anger take control. He should still be a fucking purple belt. I'm a novice in Muay Thai, having had only five months of training but I know with that much I'd kill that guy.
8 years ago
You suck his cock and ask for seconds.
8 years ago
Damn, I can't believe how terrible of a comeback that was. It took me a month just to recognize the fact you were insulting me...you're too fucking old, bitch. Go lay down and enjoy your seizures.
8 years ago
What a cunt.
8 years ago
Clonk! bwahahahaha
8 years ago
white shirts a fucking prick. im sure he missed that class on karma... obviously a cobra kai dojo. fuck that dojo... fighting sure has come a long way man
8 years ago
COBRA KAI NEVER DIES
8 years ago
Kick his ass, Johnny.
8 years ago
Strike first! Strike hard! No mercy, sir!
8 years ago
Mercy is for the weak.
8 years ago
Wax on.
Wax off.
Wax on.
Wax off.
8 years ago
Karma, a concept from Buddhism. Black guy doing a Japanese (Shinto religion) martial art.

Not really seeing the conncection.
8 years ago
Stop trying to act like you know what the fuck you are talking about, you tosser.
8 years ago
Smerf, Chinese or not, martial arts teaches you self discipline, respect, and more importantly obedience. All of the above this asshole lacked. He wasn't a martial artist, just a moron with a chip on his shoulder and yellow belt form.
8 years ago
Who lacked? the guy with the White shirt, or the priest. Seriously.
8 years ago
That last head stomp was unnecessary, some may evn call it murder
8 years ago
im confused...why did he just beat his ass?
8 years ago
He hates niggers.
8 years ago
::rimshot::
8 years ago
Who is the master again?
8 years ago
Sho Nuff
8 years ago
test
8 years ago
fail
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
gay as fuck
8 years ago
Is that your self-introduction?
8 years ago
man this pisses me the fuck off.. i havent seen a vid that pissed me off as much on here in a Looonnnggg time. prolly since that dog getting hit in the head with a skateboard.(if that was even on here.)
8 years ago
That dog one is by far the one that pissed me off more than anything.
8 years ago
i never seen it. link me bitches!
8 years ago
man i dont remember where to find it, im sure if you google dog hit over head with skateboard you'll find it. I originally saw it on big-boys.com(break.com now) and everyone went fuckin nuts about it and tracked down who the people were, where they lived and got their phone numbers. And other dudes were seriously planning on driving down there and kicking their asses. But ya tho, by far and away the most infuriating thing to watch i have come across on the internet. Specially if you like dogs.
8 years ago
This vid makes me sick too. The "black belt" is clearly an amateur both physically and mentally. He breaks through to anger and literally fucking murders this guy. All while a group of people and the MASTER watches? The Jesus fellow clearly gives up from the get go, and tries to diffuse the fight. He was nuts but he was also defending himself.

This is no dojo. These are no martial artists or marines.
8 years ago
I liked this video.
8 years ago
I skipped most of the audio once I heard whitey talk about Jesus. I got the impression this was a little sparring and not a let two niggers fight to the death ordeal.
8 years ago
He went for his nuts 3 times... what a fag. The guy who went down reminded me of Jim Kelly in Enter the Dragon.
8 years ago
It reminded me of your mom going down on a homeless guy in Enter the Skank.
8 years ago
Wasn't that Fistin' Fury?
8 years ago
damn thats awful
8 years ago
Yeah, fucking brutal.
8 years ago
damn... they probably took this crazy crack head fuck off the street after he said something crazy about being able to do kung fu and had this planned the whole time. they probably killed this guy. this pretty disturbing. good job.
8 years ago
Niggers hate niggers more than YT.
8 years ago
In a shocking discovery, this brutal and graphic video has just not been posted to the internet. It is a video supposedly taken from December of 1984 in which Bobby J Blythe, a karate "master instructs his student to brutally beat an individual who is seriously mentally ill. This man was later discovered dead in a dumpster and Blythe was never charged.

The instructor Bobby J Blythe had this to say about the incident:

'This dummy was in my shopping center while I was on a Bodyguard Job in Washington, DC. This guy was in the Pizza Hut eating pizza off the plates of others and the Pizza Hut Manager ran him out with a pistol. Later the very same day, police officers were called to remove him from a nearby pharmacy after having been caught reaching into customer's purses. A short time after that, he visited a Napa Auto Parts store next to my Karate Dojo and told the management he planned on teaching in that Dojo and that Jesus taught him.

'The Napa guys told him he was confused (their polite way of warning the man against such action), but not wanting to miss a show, they told the man they would close early just to watch and that he must not know the owner, which is nobody to play with.. Needless to say, the police pulled him out of the dumpster behind my Karate Dojo where he was neatly placed. Semper Fi to all my Marine brothers. The karate student in the white is also a Marine Sgt. and a brand new Black Belt. Never get stupid with a Marine, you could get jacked up and have your clock stopped.'"
8 years ago
www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/30/AR2009083002251.html
6 years ago
I'd love to go to that "dojo" and fuck em all up
8 years ago
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/08/30/AR2009083002251.html
6 years ago
Hey, stop double-posting on shit two years old.
6 years ago
LOL at 6:20 bored of fighting and snoring like a fat man that smokes seven packs a day.
5 years ago
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