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Gun Control

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by toolman961

submitted August 13th 2009

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Gun Control
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Good job now get back in kitchen
8 years ago
So you're saying you just grab the gun hand toolman?
8 years ago
i dont get this at all.



wtf is this supposed to mean.
8 years ago
Bitches be frontin if dey don't be packin yo. Niggas betta realize hos'll drop a clip in dat ass if they try to get a free piece. So back da fuck up and peep the life.
8 years ago
How bout now
8 years ago
uh... your hands are not full of pussy.
8 years ago
Morph, you're a fucking idiot.

How do you not follow that shit?
8 years ago
Yeah he summed it up pretty accurately.
8 years ago
Pussyhands is a reference to Mac's nickname from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The shirt is stating gun law control favors a dead bitch than a dead nigga trying to rape a bitch.
8 years ago
I bought a pistol for my sister when she finished college, and taught her how to shoot it. She's been well ingrained with gun safety since childhood, but needed some guidance on the little details...etc. She's a nice broad, but I pity the person who fucks with her.. anyway she went camping two weeks ago with a bunch of friends, everyone had to go home on Sunday, for work on Monday, and she decided to stay a couple extra days. She called me when she went to town for cell coverage and a shower and told me some fidgety oddball fuck had walked up on her camp and asked if she was alone later that day when everyone else had left. She said she left her multiple camp chairs around the fire pit to imply more people, which was smart on her part. I asked her if she had her pistol, and she said yes. I told her to keep it at arms length and hung up the phone. I found out when she got home that fidgety oddball guy came back around eleven pm while she was sitting alone by the fire, asking where her friends were, picking at his scabs, and generally making a case against welfare. She skinned the smoke wagon on him and he disappeared into the night never to be heard from again.

We can only conclude that..

1. My sister is a badass, second only to me.
2. People who oppose gun ownership are twitchy scab pickers.
3. I'm drunk and uncharachtarisically wordy.
8 years ago
Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens
8 years ago
I guess I'll be the one say this: "Cool story, bro."

8 years ago
Cliff notes please!
8 years ago
great movie
8 years ago
good story too
8 years ago
I agree with roland on this, my roomy and his 7 year old son both are well versed in the usage in firearms hell the 7 year old is a better shot than most of the people i was in the marines with. There are also about 4 or 5 guns in his room ( roomy and his son share a room, its a small house ) and his dad has no worries about his son doing anything stupid with either of the rifles pistols or shotgun
8 years ago
No need for any type of gun control, obviously.

If the responsible parents out there don't have a problem leaving guns lying around with a 7 year old present, it quite evidently isn't something worth worrying about.
8 years ago
Good to see you've come around OJ!

I'm your huckleberry.
8 years ago
"She skinned the smoke wagon on him"?

What?
8 years ago
Means she sucked his dick.
8 years ago
Wanko, you're not a man 'till you've watched Tombstone.
8 years ago
"You gonna do somethin' or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
8 years ago
The best line from that movie though is when Holliday was going to go back and help Wyatt and Johnson asked him why, and he said that he was his friend, and he responded that he had lots of friends and Doc just said "I don't".
8 years ago
You ain't no daisy.
8 years ago
has anyone ever tried to drink with doc? he takes 17 shots i think in less than two hours. fun game to play.
8 years ago
No, the best line was when Doc said "Im ya huckleberry"
8 years ago
That movie wasn't very good anyways.
8 years ago
says the chink....
8 years ago
I'm not Chinese, dumbass, but what if I was? That means I can't tell a good movie from a bad one because my eyes are too squinty?
8 years ago
Yep Irish, that or the one where Earp walks into Doc's room and says "How are ya?", and Doc says "I'm dying, how are you?".
8 years ago
FML cant you fuckers just sum it up tonight for fucks sake your dragging out the story's way too fucking long
8 years ago
You mean like the story of how you FAIL?
8 years ago
Short story but I like the ending.
8 years ago
heh heh
8 years ago
Has anybody for gun control asserted that a woman getting raped is morally superior to anything? Fucking highly unlikely. This, like all the other right wing bs on here, is just stupid.
8 years ago
I believe it's in reference to feminists being leftists, and thereby supporting gun control, but who knows? Since I'm yammering on though, the people who are all attached to their "wing" of choice are morons who are ruining our country. The right ones couldn't admit W was a piece of shit, even after he passed the patriot act, and the lefties won't admit Barry is one now, for fear of accepting the fact that the change they voted for means everything stays the same. That being said, how do Constitutional rights correlate with partisanship?
8 years ago
I dunno, I've heard that it's better if people don't have guns because then the muggers and rapists will just mug and rape them and nobody gets killed. I think the idea is that there's less evil in someone getting raped than in an attempted rapist getting killed, like he could otherwise go to prison and get rehabilitated and become a great guy.

It comes up when some fucker get shot robbing a store too. Some people say the store owner is a hero for taking out a criminal while others complain that a human was just maimed or killed over $60 cash and some cigarettes.

Personally I'm of the opinion that whenever you threaten someone with force to take something from them, you're putting your life on the line and you deserve what you get.
8 years ago
It's just a very, very silly endless cycle. At this point there's very little anyone can do about the string of violence in this country except.. well, move.
8 years ago
I'm not against guns, although I think gun control is basically a good idea. I would own guns if I lived in the states (no need in Japan), but I think the gun rights nuts are just fucking idiots. A bunch a fuckin' crazies who ought to have their guns pried from their cold, dead hands is how they come off to me.
8 years ago
A fundamental law of this country is that the people can bear and keep arms. It's written in no uncertain terms. If you don't believe that gun rights are the law then you're a nut and can't read english.

At some point there could be a debate about changing the constitution, but this crap in the mean time where they try to find loopholes to institute gun control is pure BS.
8 years ago
There's nothing more satisfying than being lectured by someone who voted for Al Franken.

Hah!
8 years ago
Who's lecturing?

We should change the constitution, I guess.
8 years ago
I think people typically forget one of the key reasons why the right to bear arms is in the Constitution. Not that YOU people are so narrow minded but owning a gun was 2nd on their list of amendments for a strict philosophical and logical reason. Not only was it to protect yourself from the guy attacking you, but also from your government and foreign invaders.
You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one. If liberals are so simple minded to think that everything is peaches and cream and for some reason trust our politicians 100 percent, well i dont know then.
8 years ago
Here's a good quote:
"Probably fewer than 2% of handguns and well under 1% of all guns will ever be involved in a violent crime. Thus, the problem of criminal gun violence is concentrated within a very small subset of gun owners, indicating that gun control aimed at the general population faces a serious needle-in-the-haystack problem. "
8 years ago
As far as the guns being used to defend yourself against the gov. fuck right off. The US police/army would roll over any rebel group easy. Guns are good for protection against criminal aggressors and hunting, not fighting the gov.
8 years ago
Gun control is a slippery slope man. Honestly, there are enough laws involving gun control. We should be working on enforcing what we've got as is. Look at California. It's just about the strictest state when in comes to gun control, but it's a clusterfuck.
8 years ago
The murder rate is always higher in states with more gun control.
8 years ago
The choices are you try to change the constitution and follow through with what that involves (it will probably never happen), or accept that we have the right to own guns and that gun control is unlawful.

If someone doesn't like it then they shouldn't live here. Plenty of fucking pussy countries out there that have no such fundamental laws about guns. Christ if I wanted to be a faggot I probably wouldn't live in Iran.
8 years ago
I know a military revolution is near impossible, i guess i meant to imply it in a more philosophical way.
Wanko, you live in Iran?
8 years ago
I phrased that badly but I see that it could have been worse.
8 years ago
Those of us possessive of interpretive skills understood what you meant.
8 years ago
I think the point is, if you get enough people pissed off, the army wont be big enough to handle it. Plus, they'd be killing their neighbors and family and all that.

The problem with gun control laws is that criminals don't follow the law. Holy shit, I know.
8 years ago
I love when people say, "If you don't like it here, you should just move to another country."

That is some ignorant ass shit.
8 years ago
hi hank
8 years ago
Well it's fucking true skankchinaski. People do it all the time. Just ask the fucking spics why they leave Mexico. Uh, because it fucking sucks and they don't like it there. Well guess what, if you don't like it here either, than get the fuck out of here, too.
8 years ago
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