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Can you beat Jessica Alba?

in a staring contest?

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by Mako

submitted August 7th 2009

40 comments
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comments (40)
The fact that she can hold her eyes open for that long just makes me want to cum in them that much more.
8 years ago
seconded
8 years ago
this is old as shit
8 years ago
i win!
8 years ago
I lost the second the add for facebook of sex showed some boobs :(
8 years ago
You lost a blinking competition because the facebook add showed some boobs, huh?

Let me just quote a little article...

"Blink and you’ll miss it, so the saying goes. In fact, your brain makes sure that
will never happen.

Scientists have found that we subconsciously time our blinks so we don’t miss out on vital visual information.

Usually, when we’re not concentrating on anything special."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1202828/How-save-blinking-boring-bits.html

QUEER! (I think you can consider yourself pwned)
8 years ago
thanks bill nye
8 years ago
the champion of boring=oranjemoobs
8 years ago
I can beat my meat while watching Jessica Alba!
8 years ago
Its funny, she has no life just like us!
8 years ago
Except for her millions of dollars. She probably made money while doing this.
8 years ago
Fucking cunt!
8 years ago
S T U P I T AS HELL!! THIS IS A REPEAT BY THE WAY, ITS BEEN ON HERE ALREADY
8 years ago
ok ok, calm down...
8 years ago
Nah fuck that Terra i hope he rages so hard a blood vessle in his head explodes...


P.S. rking GET A FUCKING PIC FOR YOUR AVATAR YA GIT
8 years ago
fucking noob!
8 years ago
^ fucking noob with no avatar either!
8 years ago
from what i remember, it was on youtube and ebaumsworld too =/
8 years ago
rking, you're a fucking retard, Mr. "last 0 things submitted." Post something and contribute to the site or gtfo-and fucking learn how to spell before you decide to critique my posts.
8 years ago
Hi Mako!
8 years ago
Hey Donovan.
8 years ago
Ok, so if you mute the sound and then pretend she is watching you fap you can finish just as she smiles and makes her tongue do a swirl.
Hypothetically.
8 years ago
And Favorited.
8 years ago
i beat her does that mean shell beat me now
8 years ago
shells...don't hit back.
8 years ago
Whoa shes gonna eat him!
8 years ago
Fuck, I think she just stole my soul
8 years ago
God she is so fucking pleasing on the eyes
8 years ago
my number 1 top most fuckable girls ever list. but jessica alba from idle hands tho.
8 years ago
You mean you're not going to bitch about the fact she doesn't have a grotesquely huge arse, like you do on almost EVERY fucking pic/vid of hot women?
8 years ago
yeah man you always want the fattest ass and then take jessica alba? hell no! NOT THIS TIME
8 years ago
she has not much of an ass but the rest of her more than makes up for it.

just cause i dont like rail thin little boy bodies all the time oranje dosent mean im calling you a gay pedophile disguised as a man.

Really tho.. im not.
8 years ago
I wonder if she can resist blinking If my garbage was in front of her face and I was making it rain on that hoe.
8 years ago
HAHAHA. hilarious.
8 years ago
I want to insert my penis in her mouth.
8 years ago
damn i lost... do i get sex for comfort now?
8 years ago
Yes , Drums is ready and waiting
8 years ago
She looks at me like this all the time. It creeps me out. "uh....ww-hat? Yes! Coming Jess!" -sorry guys, gotta go...=/
8 years ago
CLAUDE! DON'T FORGET: Dinner with Charlize and I, Monday night at 9, at Nobu on West 57th. I've already made the res's.
8 years ago
Too bad there's no nude :(!!!!!!
8 years ago
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