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Coochy Coo

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The miracle of birth

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by cheekycov

submitted August 4th 2009

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probably went in the same way too
8 years ago
Bitch your turd be purple and havin a face and shit!
8 years ago
Bitches need to bleach their assholes more these days.
8 years ago
hah semi true
8 years ago
That asshole is in need of a whole lot more than a bleaching. Fuckin chlorine bath is more like it. Then perhaps a sandblasting and a nice powdercoat to finish it off and restore that showroom shine real nice.
8 years ago
no its not, roboto...thats just how it goes when she has the kid...

if it's your kid...she will never wear makeup for you again...and very rarely wash her privates

...she will save all of that for a Musician
8 years ago
"there is nothing beautiful or magical about childbirth...it's poop, blood, screams, piss, mucus, more mucus, bloody mucus, all of your female rellies staring at your privates, and your husband either taking vid of your privates, or passing out in the piles of mucus and lying about how beautiful it all was later"...


8 years ago
Truth.
8 years ago
Thanks for that! My wife is 7 weeks with our first kid. *runs to get vacuum cleaner
8 years ago
*soup bowl
8 years ago
7 WEEKS??? (1+2..3) Oh, whew! Uh, congrats.
8 years ago
Uh... why? Why this position? Anyone have a plausible explanation?
8 years ago
obviously, its less demeaning

heeeheee
8 years ago
Because thats how she was when he was concived
8 years ago
I thought bitches shit on the kid on the way out, like an involuntary dump. This can't help
8 years ago
thats a normal position for home birthing. really amazing concept. research it
8 years ago
@chodogg Yeah I'll definitely get on that.
8 years ago
This way you can donkey punch her if her screaming becomes too annoying.
8 years ago
ive presensesd couple of childbirths, realy some disgusting shit
8 years ago
you are one illiterate bastard
but i like you. you can suck my dick anytime
8 years ago
oh shut tha fuck up suge...jeez
8 years ago
please kill me - i just stuck up for elchris...wtf?
8 years ago
IT'S THE APOCALYPPPPPPPPPPPPSE!!!!!!!
8 years ago
hey possum, this one time i was on acid and blah blah blah
8 years ago
Haha.
8 years ago
I got through all the comments before I figured out wtf "presensesd" meant.
8 years ago
This is why no man wants to see his woman pops one of these Alien, Immmigrant Lookin midgets out...fuuuuuuuckin gross...and I can only imagine the schtank factor in the room....shit, piss and some old tuna casserole coming out...
8 years ago
I real man would be pounding on that ass instead of grabbing the slimey baby.
8 years ago
This is the correct way to do it... when we were apes we would have moved around on all fours and wouldnt have laid on our backs to give birth. babies would have mere plopped put whilst we were walking round.
8 years ago
That's Barnsley on a Saturday night
8 years ago
Yard apes.
8 years ago
I agree with wanko... would that be DP?
8 years ago
no, that would be RF
8 years ago
Royaly Fucked?
8 years ago
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