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Robber Gets Shovel to The Head!

For the love of shit get this guy some water!!

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by yak

submitted July 31st 2009

56 comments
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comments (56)
i wonder what that feels like...
8 years ago
Prolly a pretty rockin headache...
8 years ago
than's not a shovel to the head. that's a fuckin shovel through the head
8 years ago
Probably hurts as bad as getting your dick cut off with a pair of rusty scissors or having your nuts popped in a vice. I would say they are equally as painful as a shovel to the head.
8 years ago
Or pretty much painless, given that kids split their heads open in bike accidents all the time and barely cry. I'm sure it hurts; it just probably doesn't hurt as much as it looks. It did miss his eye and any cartiledge, after all.
8 years ago
the natural painkiller(endorphins) that your brain releases would keep him sedated for a good hour or so im guessing. after that, it would be hell.
8 years ago
...do you even know what endorphins actually do?
8 years ago
um... the reason people who get hurt like that 'barely cry' is because of shock generally
8 years ago
or they're really 'ard
8 years ago
NO, Its the endorphins.
8 years ago
No, you're retarded.
8 years ago
No, youre a truly disgusting ginger.
8 years ago
Which has fuck all to do with you being retarded.
8 years ago
GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER GINGER DISGUSTING GINGER
8 years ago
"Shock", first of all is one of *the* most misunderstood terms. "Shock" refers to the state the body gets in due to massive blood-loss. Secondly, the 'state of shock' (known as an acute stress reaction) we are all *so familiar* with does not entail 'not feeling pain'. FaF was sort of correct in saying endorphins, but really, it's mostly adrenalin (which released pretty much any time you're injured, or the body is under great stress).
8 years ago
I shall name you Little Nicky
8 years ago
That's going to hurt when they pull it out.
8 years ago
he probably wont survive when they do
8 years ago
it didnt look like they hit the brain though
8 years ago
it didnt look like they hit the brain
8 years ago
though
8 years ago
Fucking thieve... he got off lucky with only a shovle to the head
8 years ago
thieves*
8 years ago
god damn dude! spelling fail, then reply fail, then spelling correction fail.... I shake my head in disbelief....

thief*
8 years ago
yeah i am having a pretty rough night haha
8 years ago
*dwarfshitsockslaps crashninja
8 years ago
Fuck water, I would need a fucking cigarette and i dont even smoke cigs...just think it would be good in that situation...
8 years ago
Don't fuck with a man's Gamecube...
8 years ago
what a shame, looks like he just got a haircut.
8 years ago
lol
8 years ago
Did they take the shovel handle off after he got whacked so he wouldn't swing his head around clotheslining people? Also, do you think the video camera was already running prior to this event or do you think they said "Damn, look at that shit. Quick go get the video camera!".
8 years ago
Yes
8 years ago
Almost helped him become a bit more open minded...
8 years ago
Zing!
8 years ago
Quick, he's reanimating!
8 years ago
G-Fresh, what happened to you, man? How'd you get that scratch?
8 years ago
Dude you want water? they just put a shovel in your head
8 years ago
Wonder if he's called 'doug'
8 years ago
win
8 years ago
Why is he complaining?
8 years ago
Justice is swift and harsh, but fair.
8 years ago
You know he's a robber because he's not white.
8 years ago
yeah, he stole my shovel head.
8 years ago
nigga stole my xbocs
8 years ago
Looks like he stole your shovel to me...
8 years ago
boom headsmack!
8 years ago
OM NOM NOM ... Shovel!
8 years ago
Shit! Dude's still alive? This seriously makes me question my zombie survival strategy.
8 years ago
you wanted to survive with a shovel?
8 years ago
Burying them is not a good solution
8 years ago
give'em a advil he'll be fine
8 years ago
1:01 "Here's Josh Brolin."
8 years ago
'Queiro agua! Queiro agua!'

Fuck that, I think a stiff drink is in order.
8 years ago
fuckin trooper he is
8 years ago
i bet his name id doug
5 years ago
Can you dig it?
4 years ago
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