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If men wrote advice columns.

Bjs and nice meals are a must.

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by rock_strongo

submitted July 23rd 2009

25 comments
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If men wrote advice columns.
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"Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband."

Perfect.
8 years ago
sound advice right there
8 years ago
^lonely losers
8 years ago
speaking of losers, you seen dik lately?
8 years ago
Ha! Well I thought it was great, what a perfect world that would be hm? Let's just pray we live long enough to see cyborg real dolls. Although, the Human race would go extinct then.
8 years ago
Steve likes to perform oral sex on his ladyboyfriend, but I heard he can't cook for shit.
8 years ago
The guy that wrote this is a genius.
8 years ago
yeah now he really doesn't get laid or cooked meals. fucking brilliant man!
8 years ago
unless he knows hypnosis
8 years ago
haha yes this is true.
8 years ago
*unless he has roofies
8 years ago
I read about an Italian Sexpert who reckons Italian marriages last because after a man has a one nighter he returns to his wife and fucks her like they just started going out, i cheated like fuck with an ex of 3yrs and i think he's right after every one nighter i went home the next day and fucked her like crazy, the bitch got a bit suspicious of the new moves though!
8 years ago
When your guy spends too many nights out with the boys you go fuck a guy who can find your clitoris and cooks you a nice meal, duh.
8 years ago
i find that hard to comprehend
8 years ago
Fries can't even find his own penis. How could he be expected to find someone's clit?
8 years ago
i make a good omelette...what's a clitoris?
8 years ago
I think it's a rare species of bird.
8 years ago
i think it's a type of cricket
8 years ago
Noob

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris_finch
8 years ago
hahaha
8 years ago
I like the mean first then fuck.
8 years ago
That's fucking awesome, now where's my nice meal at?
8 years ago
none of those were actually questions.
8 years ago
That's because women aren't capable of formulating intelligent questions. Just bitching.
8 years ago
(my bad, they can also gossip about each other behind their backs and watch sex in the city)
8 years ago
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