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My Piece

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as discussed in chat, here is mine

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by Poronico

submitted July 21st 2009

97 comments
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My Piece
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comments (97)
When in the fuck are you noobs going to learn that no sign means fake? Do I need to write it out like a math formula?

no sign == fake.

Fuck off.
8 years ago
Seriously, the only way to prove this is real now is to dress it up like captain picard.
8 years ago
also - where are the other 4 inches?
8 years ago
the little man had no sign yet nobody calls him out on that... you cocksucking losers
8 years ago
didnt jamestkirk just do that?
8 years ago
ElPussy can't think straight when there are cocks around.
8 years ago
or a lot of drugs.
8 years ago
i get the same feeling just from this place
8 years ago
sign or its fake?
8 years ago
can we just delete the picture...
8 years ago
seriously...just all of this squirt.org shit around here...wtf?
8 years ago
^like
8 years ago
It's not a fake, why would anyone post a fake pic of such a small and pathetic knob? Hmm?
8 years ago
Steve loves this picture.
8 years ago
haahahahahahahahahahah
8 years ago
NOT
8 years ago
So does ElPussy.
8 years ago
He's licking the screen right now.
8 years ago
sign or fake, faggot. next time hold a sign held up as you close it in a door or something.
8 years ago
write it on a thimble, it will make your dick look huge.
8 years ago
incredible...it's just a sign..it's so simple
8 years ago
sign or not it looks real to me
8 years ago
shitty
8 years ago
but unfortunately not yours faggot
8 years ago
Yeah, let's get a pic of your cock, Soah.
8 years ago
Don't ask her to do that, she just might do it.
8 years ago
Fuck off, shit-for-brains.
8 years ago
I wanna see Soah's cock now :(
8 years ago
I'm not sure what's more pathetic: forgetting the sign, or actually displaying your unit for the entire Internet.
8 years ago
what's so pathetic with displaying your unit ?
8 years ago
You haven't showed your face yet.
8 years ago
Claude, my unit has been on this site before. Photoshopped onto another users picture, sure, but it's been here.
8 years ago
I thought that picture of whunu wasn't going up?
8 years ago
Oh so this is a different little prick.
8 years ago
Can I borrow your magnifying lens?
8 years ago
Why the fuck were you all talking about dicks on the chat for?
8 years ago
You are scum. You know that right?
8 years ago
most of the 'chat' user really like cock
8 years ago
Not as much scum as you. You seem to have issues with everyone. I only have an issue with you.
8 years ago
Chat is for fags.
8 years ago
i think they just proved that.
8 years ago
Once upon a time,if a guy wanted see another guys cock,well,that would make him a fag.
The new societal trends,a bunch of half-a-faggots.
Pitty on your gay ways
8 years ago
there was a time when people could use proper English
8 years ago
Once upon a time someone gave a shit about Billmayssuckshairygorillacock
8 years ago
*There was a time...
8 years ago
Noone ever gave a fuck about that fucking fag. Even him mother abandoned him, I'm fucking sure of it.
8 years ago
*his
8 years ago
;p
8 years ago
I see all the flour-white yellow roofed shitfuck limeys have all
awakened from their drunken stuper.such is the existance on a
asshole of an island doomed to be completely with curry eating hindis.
The above message was sent from my iPod.
You fag still wanna see cock don't ya?not a huge difference between fully fledged lidflipper and englishmon.poofs the lot of ya
8 years ago
You say drunken stupor as though it's a bad thing.

You wish you had our binge drinking culture, with our lose women.
8 years ago
And them curry eating Hindis can be quite pleasant people I'll have you know.
8 years ago
*those
8 years ago
^Ignore all of these fags.

I really don't think you need to be encouraged to submit another one of these with a sign.
8 years ago
You put this as your screensaver, didn't you?
8 years ago
ha...ha...ha

Wait, no...
8 years ago
8 years ago
You look like a little pipsqueak in that pic.
8 years ago
At over 5'11 & 78kg, I aint small.

I honestly doubt there is anyone on here in better shape than I am. It would be verging on impossible, unless they don't have to spend time at work. I run every morning & work out (almost) every evening, it just isn't gonna be done.
8 years ago
I'm pretty ripped right now. I squatted 275 yesterday. I have never been in this good of shape before.
8 years ago
I've stopped squatting since I've been running so much more often, 'cause the recovery just gets in the way & really fucks up my times. I'm only running 4 mile, but I'm trying to pick the speed up to cover the 4 in as far under 24 minutes as I can. No doubt some goon on 'ere will say that's slow, but I'm happy with a nice 7 minute mile average throughout.

It's fucking up with my regular workout routine though. Bench pressing for example, I always increased the weight after each set, but now on the 4th, I have to keep it the same as I've been doing the 3rd. It's only a few kg, but it's annoying.
8 years ago
I'm attending the spinning classes too. It's a bit gay, but fuck me, you don't half get a sweat on after an hours class.

Plus, nice women with nice arses are generally in front of me, bobbing up and down.
8 years ago
Yeah, spinning is pretty gay, no doubt. I am lifting with a trainer twice a week and training jitsu 3 or 4 times a week, and doing a little endurance ( low weight high reps) training with weights on my own.
8 years ago
I've been doing a lot of clean and jerks and my traps are popping pretty nicely.
8 years ago
I have 3 body conditioning classes each week. You only really spend about 5 minutes each on biceps, triceps, shoulders, back, chest, legs and stomach.

It sounds easy, especially when I say each exercise (excluding legs) is done with an average of roughly 15kg, but fuuuuuck does it burn. The weight is low but curling, bench pressing or shoulder pressing etc 15kg constantly for 5 minutes burns like a motherfucker.
8 years ago
Hank would have told us off for talking about this in the past, but I hear he's been working out for a couple of months now. He's seen the light, eventually.
8 years ago
working out is for people with no cable
8 years ago
My best friend is a personal trainer at my gym and has been training me for free. Its awesome, I get $80 sessions free twice a week. He pushes me pretty hard but I'm seeing good gains and some awesome results. My cardio has gone downhill but I'm manhandling people in jiu-jitsu now.
8 years ago
Its kind of fun being able to power out of stuff i used to have to rely on technique for.
8 years ago
i noticed a cock pic comes and and you guys start talking about gyms an working out
8 years ago
Ok, that's enough talk of working out!

You're making me tired now.
8 years ago
You just noticed the cock and work out talk and just couldn't stay away could you?

Serious question, dik. Would you mail me a pair of jamie's dirty thongs.
8 years ago
I've not once clicked on the thumbnail. Each time I have been on this page, it has been through the 'Latest Comments' links which, as you know, take you straight to the comments.

I've completely avoided having that cock on my screen. True story.

I've never had a personal trainer. I have an hour free, which I got when I joined that I'll probably never use. I do a lot of the classes they have on though, obviously.

The hardest thing I do is probably the circuit training which last 1 hour. There are about 8/9 'stations' each lasting approx 3 minutes. You get 2 1 minute breaks to get a drink & a chance to wipe away the sweat. After the first time I ever did the class, I went straight to the locker rooms, sat with my head in my hands and felt as though I was gonna faint for about an hour lol. That was unpleasant.
8 years ago
i'm using it as my background
8 years ago
Not only am I better looking than you but I'm in better shape than you too.
8 years ago
Most people have no idea how muscles work. I'm not much bigger than most of my friends but I'm far stronger. A few have been to the gym with me thinking that they'll be able to keep up, only to find out that they can't lift half of what I can.

& some of the things they say, jesus fucking christ. Things like "I don't wanna get too big". I just think 'good fucking job, 'cause you wont'. People seem to think that all you have to do is turn upto the gym & you'll start packing on the muscle, & it just is'nt that simple.
8 years ago
Thats why I need a trainer. I don't like lifting weights and I'll get bored and quit if I don't have someone telling me what to do.
8 years ago
I GOT RIPPED IN 4 WEEKS!
8 years ago
*MY ASSHOLE *COUNTY
8 years ago
Take that back or I won't be your chat friend anymore.
8 years ago
Are we chat friends?
8 years ago
Guys, seriously...

...chat is gay.
8 years ago
We are all friends in chat. Didn't you get the memo?
8 years ago
it is pretty gay
8 years ago
Very gay. That's why I quit going there.
8 years ago
Is it gayer than Oranje?
8 years ago
Is that possible?
8 years ago
Just kidding.
8 years ago
Kinda.
8 years ago
you have to endure that terrible slut lucid talking about herself like she's interesting
8 years ago
Like thats any different than any social situation where females are present.
8 years ago
Check out Irish, he seems to be coming around...kinda.
8 years ago
I just started working out 7 weeks ago, but I did a 220 pound squat, 235 pound bench, military press 145 this week.

Hitting the gym 5 days a week. Only running very infrequently. I need to do more cardio. I like lifting weights and am packing on the muscle pretty quick it seems.

Those spinning and body conditioning classes sound pretty lame.
8 years ago
Lats and traps today. I'm working out hard every time and then 30 minutes power walking on a treadmill and then I stretch my legs good. About 2 hours each day.
8 years ago
real or not, i would not be posting pix of my small; penis.
8 years ago
Well than I applaud you..I really don't think this place needs to become a banner add on the squirt.com site.I knew not all you speerchuckers had big dongs
8 years ago
"As discussed in chat"
Fucking chatfags
4 years ago
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