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Self Facial System!

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For only 19.95 we will re-route your HOOOOLLLLEEEEE so you can SHOOT YOUR FUCKING SELF IN THE FACE!!! In 3 different angles! 45° 90° and OUT THE FUCKING SIDE! OHHHHH SHIT! Freaking Assholes are LINING THE STREETS for this deal so get your silly little DICK down to AL'S DOLPHIN PUNCTURES and get AWESOMEFIED!

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by Babies Kill You

submitted July 13th 2009

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Self Facial System!
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the worst description ever for a picture....too fucking long and very stupid
8 years ago
I fail to see a point to this. :/
8 years ago
So you don't shoot your jizz all over your face when you masterbate.
8 years ago
There's no fun in that.
8 years ago
Oh, I dunno. I think it would be fun to jizz all over your face.
8 years ago
Thats what seemen
8 years ago
Call Rotorooter today for all your plumbing needs.
8 years ago
By the size I'm going to say...Asian
8 years ago
One of these would make public urinals more interesting.
8 years ago
i'd just use a 90degree copper elbow
8 years ago
look at the murcury below the head of what every that is....
8 years ago
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