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Gangster Toolman

From your left to right,Smith & Wesson 40SV, Bersa Thunder 380, Ruger Security six 357 Magnum, and you all know my little Bond Arms Texas Defender 410-45. Can you see the hollow point? Oh yeah, hi fries.

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by toolman961

submitted July 12th 2009

96 comments
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Best t shirt ever!
8 years ago
I wear my sign.
8 years ago
fries has the same teeth

kinda like george washington
8 years ago
my teeth were covered up so how would you even know
8 years ago
You can't hide fucked up.
8 years ago
Because you're British, that's how he knows
8 years ago
is that a pearl necklace in your mouth?
8 years ago
Hillbilly teeth. It's a must for the gang bangin. So no one will reconize me.
8 years ago
Its a pearl necklace alright.
8 years ago
Could u sell the smallest gun for me and what is the best price.
8 years ago
$250.00, Gander Mountain.
8 years ago
Does it come with bullets?
8 years ago
I joined fries's gang.
8 years ago
Are those all registered?
8 years ago
I'm a gangsta, what do you think?
8 years ago
Tool you be fucking rollin too gangsta bro
8 years ago
Quite possibly the best mucho picture and mucho shirt ever created, all in the same post.

Tool, where do I send the 6-pack of Colt 45?
8 years ago
I don't claim you can have a better time with Colt 45 than with out it... but why take chances?
8 years ago
The galaxy's finest malt beverage.
8 years ago
I gave my address the other night on chat to dumbshit.
8 years ago
holy fucking shit tool...
hahahahahaha
8 years ago
That is the biggest waste of a tshirt ever.
8 years ago
Yes, it is. But also the funniest.
8 years ago
1rish1 is just jealous
8 years ago
Way to dispel.. (perpetuate?) the American redneck gun owner stereotype.
8 years ago
oddly its not the rednecks that run around killing people.
8 years ago
I'm not black!
2 years ago
Isn't there a law about retards having guns? No wonder the USA is so fucked up
8 years ago
no there isnt and yes it is
8 years ago
I almost bought a Bersa, I bought a Benelli shotgun instead. How is it?
8 years ago
I have a bersa thunder 9 and I like it, it is too big for me to conceal though. I can put a better grouping with it than my XD9 compact
8 years ago
It's one of the more accurate hangun I've shot.
8 years ago
When the Zombie Apocalypse happens, I'm with toolman.
8 years ago
havent you played left 4 dead? pistols may have unlimited ammo but it takes like 4 bullets to stop one of them. im all about the assault rifles bitch
8 years ago
why would you use left for dead's M16 witch has a tendency to jam on full auto when there is a perfectly good M1014 right next to it that can kill multiple zombies in a single shot? Although I personally wound go with G36 with a C-clip or an AA-12
8 years ago
pfff i ll go with a baseball bat that has a nail in it
8 years ago
I've got a sword and a rifle. Bring it.
8 years ago
My guns are no longer kept at my house so i am pretty SOL. I can throw a screwdriver like nobodies business.
8 years ago
Zalo....no one give a shit about your fucking opinions.
8 years ago
I had an inflatable pink hello kitty baseball bat, but somebody stole it.
8 years ago
mommy doesnt let you have guns in the house?
8 years ago
My big brother doesn't let me keep the guns in the house.
8 years ago
mine either - i'm reduced to a sharpened shrimp-deveiner and a modified Slap-Chop...
8 years ago
Ball bats and golfclubs here.
8 years ago
the only thing that would make this better is if someone were to print THIS picture out.. make a shirt of it and post that picture with their guns.. etc etc..
8 years ago
its like a t-shirt mantrain
8 years ago
If I was allowed to have guns, I would do just that.
8 years ago
I thought it was well thought out.
8 years ago
do you have a small penis toolman?
8 years ago
yeah
8 years ago
Needs more Beretta
8 years ago
a nine millimeter fan.... figures
8 years ago
^douchebad... figures
8 years ago
*bag
8 years ago
nice hats
8 years ago
Do you not reconize the green one above the gun safe you cross state none football-hockey winning motherfucker.
8 years ago
I just looked at this pic a second time and I noticed that it is real, then I fell of my chair and died because my brain couldn't get along with activating so much endorphines.
8 years ago
ya think?
8 years ago
Welcome to my world.
8 years ago
only thing wrong with this pic is you're wearing pants
8 years ago
I'm not.
8 years ago
I can appreciate the 357 but no 44? No 50? and as for the 45, it has the slowest bullet of any widely popular sidearm
8 years ago
stfu
8 years ago
I know when I'm in a hurry I don't have time to fuck around while my bullets meaner along through the air and eventually end up in some teenager's skull.
8 years ago
Hey zalo, can you outrun a .45? Didn't think so.
8 years ago
lol slowest bullet.
8 years ago
Fucking retard
8 years ago
If the person you're shooting at can dodge ANY bullet, either run like hell or just go ahead and shoot yourself because you're fucked.
8 years ago
Gaylo should shoot himself either way.
8 years ago
Just make sure it's one of the "quick" rounds
8 years ago
Ha ha, yeah he might change his mind before the bullet gets there.
8 years ago
this entire thread is LOL i wish i could save it.
8 years ago
Zalo, the 45 is in a Derranger, the bullet is an inch and a half and the barrel is three inches long. If I pull the trigger on you, you'll be standing four feet in front of me. Duck motherfucker.
8 years ago
your a fucking champ
8 years ago
Well, I'll accept the nomination.
8 years ago
Have you ever wiped up jizz with that shirt?
8 years ago
They are all loaded, which is pretty dumb, trying to handle all four and take a picture. I want to see a MySpace guy do that.
8 years ago
Somebody's a pizza freak I see
8 years ago
How do you think I got these moobs!
8 years ago
What's your kid doin' tool...is he home?
8 years ago
Actually , he's in Springfield OH. this week for my Daughter-in-laws baby shower. I'm hoping the wife feels good enough to go visit this weekend.Even though we missed the shower.
8 years ago
All the shit going on in my life right now, I had fun doing this with my inability to work the computer. It gave me something to do. And thanks Deja for not thinking that I'm just lookig for attention. It's not about that. And even though I have the club, I feel we all have a click here, cause we wouldn't stay here if we didn't.
8 years ago
yup
8 years ago
Well played sir
8 years ago
lol at the latest headline ad...hey tool - lets go become male escorts!
8 years ago
I can do that. My wife even encourages's me to do that for extra money.haha, no shit.
8 years ago
dan ackroyd, SNL...who was the name of his "male prostitute" character?...drawing a blank here...
8 years ago
Fred Garvin
8 years ago
serious?
8 years ago
Serious
8 years ago
I can see him in charactor but can't think of his name.
8 years ago
i think sporty's right - the plaid jacket, the black frames, the crotch adjusting...thats the the name
8 years ago
You forgot to list the faggot between the 380 and magnum.
8 years ago
That's me!
8 years ago
Cause I know you didn't mean my homey fries.
8 years ago
Lol I saw you car at the library yesterday it had the REDNECK bumper sticker that looked like the nascar logo right? Did you get lost?
8 years ago
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