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The Disunited States of America

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by Ardeau

submitted July 5th 2009

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The Disunited States of America
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No way Kentucky and Tennessee are part of the Atlantic group. KY will go to midwest states, Tennessee goes to Texas states.
8 years ago
I live in Northern VA, right outside of DC. They would peel off those suburbs, but from Southern VA down, it's hardcore Southern, baby.
8 years ago
Yeah I can see Tn surrendering to Mex e Co.
8 years ago
Texas would be the first to surrender to Mexico.......over their dead body's.
8 years ago
professor of what? dumbass vague as fuck bullshit?
8 years ago
I'd take a class on that.
8 years ago
professor of Russian internet studies would be my guess
8 years ago
i wrote a book on that once... it was called "Cold's Comments : An Introspective Analysis of Reactions to Dumbassery on the Interwebs"
8 years ago
There is only one book here boy, Dik's manual on fucking shit up.
8 years ago
I'll admit, I didn't expect much, but it was a good read.
8 years ago
^needs to read "Garbage Or Food? One Possum's Daily Journal"
8 years ago
But we all know Southern California and Arizona will go to the Mexican territories.
8 years ago
uhhhhhhhhhh they pretty much are already...
8 years ago
Canada has influence ?
8 years ago
I don't even really think there is such a thing as Canada. Its like this make believe place where everyone is such a queer they pretend to be French.
8 years ago
lol win
8 years ago
wow rish...
i misunderestimated yu
8 years ago
Hahaha
8 years ago
how the fuck is canada gonna take anything anyway? its not like they're gonna go to war for... anything.... in the past bajillion years....
8 years ago
lol, poss... did you not underestimate him enough?
8 years ago
i welcome my new canadian overlords
8 years ago
i wouldn't mind being under canadian influence....have y'all tried the BC bud?!?!?!?
but alas, i'll be lumped in with Atlantic American
8 years ago
Same... the only thing I don't like about Canada is the socialized health care. Good theory... But the execution of it fails hard. My Ex was a Canadian and had major health issues. In the end she nearly died half a dozen times from doctors brushing her off.
8 years ago
you're the 1st i've heard that didn't have good things to say about the health system.
8 years ago
It probably depends on where you live too. Big city is going to have a lot of people requiring medical attention. I just remember hearing horror stories from her. She had a form of cancer on her uterus at the age of 16 and the doctor kept blowing her off till her mother harassed his secretary as to where he was. Found him the golf course chewed him out a new asshole, then when it came time for surgery he had a conflict of ethics making it so a teenager couldn't have the chance to procreate later in life. So he choose not to do the surgery she was in dire needs of for half a year and dealt with intolerable pain the entire time, where as the doctors morals were easier to handle her going through an agonizing death then performing the surgery. I've always wondered if that douche bag doctor did it earlier if she wouldn't have had internal suffering issues for the next eleven years. God rest her soul. One of the nicest people I've ever met in my life.
8 years ago
can someone give me the cliffs notes on Puddings last post?
8 years ago
Your mom is dying. your moom dies. Those are the cliff notes.
8 years ago
Thanks funny guy.
8 years ago
I didn't mean it. sorry terrapin
8 years ago
its ok, it happens
8 years ago
*i'm a raging homo
8 years ago
-*
8 years ago
Americans always know a Canadian that allegedly suffered under 'socialist healthcare' , it's funny tho, anytime a politician in Canada attempts to reform socialized healthcare, they are voted out of office.

I'm calling Pudding a %100 bullshitter on his %100 bullshit story.

Pudding is a bullshitter.
8 years ago
While Puddings story seems unlikley, the health care system here does leave ALOT to be desired. If the US did break up, Canada would only be interested in the border states, including Alaska (we wouldnt want to share a border with Mexico)
8 years ago
You may be unhappy with it, it's much better than what's available in the US.

If you want good fake boobs and medicine to help you get erections, the USA is a great place to get 'healthcare'

If you want preventative medicine and care when you need it most, single payer systems like in Canada ( and the rest of the world ) are most effective.
8 years ago
I've tried both. Canada is better if you're broke and you need something to avoid dying. US is better otherwise. I Canada you can't just go get something done, everything has a wait... everything. Insurance has ruined both the systems so they cost a fuckload more than they should (like if you ask how much to get a windshield fixed and the guy tells you "well it's $700 if you have insurance and $150 if you don't"... same shit happens when you insure the fuck out of health care.)
8 years ago
Jasper the only single payer health systems in the world are Canada, Cuba, and North Korea.
8 years ago
My info was outdated.. add Taiwan to that list.
8 years ago
fail
8 years ago
Wanko, the reason stuff like that happens (in many cases) is because insurance companies started telling providers "oh, you want to charge how much? Okay, we'll pay you 37% of that." Which made the providers jack up their prices so they can make what they wanted to get in the first place.
8 years ago
Yeah plus for health insurance, fucking half of it is just going to pay malpractice insurance because apparently the life of some asshole that sits in front of the TV all day is worth millions.

If insurance is gonna work it has to be completely deregulated so that any bunch of fuckers can start their own company and exclude whoever the fuck they want. Yeah the fucking fat diabetic aids infested fucks that spend all day smoking and drinking in front of the TV will in uninsurable... so fucking what?
8 years ago
hilarious wishful thinking by some russian tard who just got his summer cabin nationalized by the Ukraine
8 years ago
ardeau? eat my smelly shitstained prehensile tail, you useless frog
8 years ago
With Palin resigning , Alaska will fall .
8 years ago
hopefully it will, a good war with russia over their invasion of alaska would be really good for the us

nothing jumpstarts the economy like a good war, wwii took us out of the great depression
8 years ago
maybe it'll be China invading like in Fallout 3!!! That would be sweet!!
8 years ago
What's truly interesting is if anyone ever tried to conquer America by a land sea invasion, Russia-Alaska would be the place to do it. It would be a lot like normandy, except 1,000 times worse.
8 years ago
Long after I'm dead.
8 years ago
Who does Disneyworld align with?
8 years ago
Cuba
8 years ago
*misspelled "vichy france"
8 years ago
ardeau is obviously a loyal french teen -aged -boy

8 years ago
trivia question:
the first time americans fired shots "in anger" in WW2...

what was the nationality of tha recipient?
8 years ago
A black guy?
8 years ago
russian?
8 years ago
A soon to be dead guy?
8 years ago
The FRENCH!
Vichy French in Africa, to be exact.
8 years ago
The Germans and their slave Africans, the desert fox was no match for Patton but creamed the Brits.
8 years ago
Probably an English man , damn americans only know how to hit thier allies
8 years ago
shoot THEM in the belly!
8 years ago
Probably another American.
8 years ago
Kiwis?
8 years ago
fruit ?
8 years ago
Fuckin nothing can go to mexico or mexican influence. They are internally too fucked up to influence a go kart race. California...i'm down to side with Japan, fuck china. Socal can go where ever the fuck it wants
8 years ago
Because this totally makes sense.
8 years ago
No way NY goes to the Euros..we all know that Mother Isreal is coming for ya!!
Texas will just succeed like its threatening to do already and Chuck Norris will be president.California has already been annexed by the beaners so piss off you greedy yellow commies with a flare for melamine.Cuba would own Flo'da.Canada would want any part of these states.
8 years ago
i'll 'fend flo'da
8 years ago
and im along for the ride
8 years ago
america will take its place within the British Empire again
8 years ago
soon enough
8 years ago
no, it's already in the jewish empire. they won't let it go anymore...
8 years ago
That's great fries. Then all we Yanks can serve tea and crumpets to your Pakistani overlords.
8 years ago
"Mexican Influence"

That's an oxy-moron.
8 years ago
how?
8 years ago
What about Mexican Influenza?
8 years ago
I don't believe there will be anything left for anyone to make use of after America dies out. in the end we'll either just be one big crater from a nuclear war or we'll have drained out all of our resources on the useless shit we all use now-a-days.
8 years ago
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