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It takes a lot more than this to get ME up in the morning

there's something similar on the market that just dumps your bed sideways so you fall out.

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by cold

submitted June 30th 2009

26 comments
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There are some very jealous Mexicans out there right now.
8 years ago
seriously. he needs to put this shit on one of those race car beds.
8 years ago
Like hell yeah he does!
8 years ago
He doesn't use this to wake up. I suspect its more like this:

When some unfortunate drunken/roofied female (probably more like male), comes home with him anticipating a good fucking this is used so they are unaware of his inadequate penis size.
8 years ago
No, I'm pretty sure from the looks of him that in 40 years he has genuinely only imagined one possible purpose for air-powered bed movement of this kind.
8 years ago
If I could sleep for any duration longer than 15 minutes at a time, I might actually be interested in a better alarm clock.
8 years ago
try drugs
8 years ago
What the fuck is an alarm clock?
8 years ago
What you think it is, bitch.
8 years ago
Nerd
8 years ago
innovativen't
8 years ago
Who the fuck sleeps with with their feet to the wall?
8 years ago
didn't even notice that. i don't... thats just weird.
8 years ago
The kind of guy that programs a sex toy like that then says hi to his mom on an internet video.
8 years ago
well, shes the only other person to have used it with him
8 years ago
for some reason i thought he was going to be fat, turns out he's just retarded
8 years ago
Not so smart if you're hungover...
8 years ago
i doubt this kid parties...
8 years ago
"STop that fucking banging!"
8 years ago
http://crazyshit.com/cnt/medias/20513-now-that-s-an-alarm-clock
8 years ago
this can be also used as "automatic fucking machine"
8 years ago
Good job sherlock
8 years ago
I would think after awhile, you'd get used to even this. And right before you did, you'd have some kick ass nightmares.
8 years ago
This would rock me to sleep.
8 years ago
Judging by the wiring job he did he'll probably wake up on fire one of these days.
8 years ago
You mean to tell me you built a time machine?! Out of a bed?!
5 years ago
recover password
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