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Michael Jackson Statement

Come On Guys, Even If You're A Fan, You Have To Admit This Is Funny As Hell.

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by patronkitty358

submitted June 27th 2009

102 comments
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comments (102)
i'm glad he's dead
8 years ago
Ditto, making some decent music 10 years ago doesn't excuse you from being a sick freak. Even if he didn't do anything with the kids he'd still a creepy, deformed weirdo with mental problems. good riddance
8 years ago
Hahaha!
8 years ago
He hasn't made any decent music in over 20 years.
8 years ago
he donated billions of dollars instead
8 years ago
*paid ,*to settle out of court with some of the victums
8 years ago
like roland said, whos gonna pay over 20 millions bucks if hes inocent... fuck that motherfucker
8 years ago
i'd pay it if i was rich and innocent
8 years ago
fuck it who cares what anyone thinks
pay the fucks you dont have to go to court
8 years ago
better to be like all the kiddy fiddlers on here and not have any money
8 years ago
over 20 million? youre really avoiding getting busted
8 years ago
I'd pay to have the litte fucker killed as an example to the others.
8 years ago
haha then nobody would fuck with you..good point
8 years ago
you guys are ignorant! just ignorant!
8 years ago
you're the one jacking off to weak movies
8 years ago
I can't believe he's still all over the news. We should be mourning Billy Mays.
8 years ago
BD - he's not, and we are
8 years ago
R.I.P Billy
8 years ago
He hasn't said shit since he died, it would be cool the ms mays was really him.
8 years ago
*if
8 years ago
Who the FUCK is Billy Mays and why should i even care ?
8 years ago
He's the loud oxiclean, orange clean, and other random stuff pitchman for the infomercials...
8 years ago
Fuck Billy Mays and the lube he slid in on
8 years ago
I watched this live when it aired
8 years ago
You stroked off too, didn't you?
8 years ago
hey possum...have you noticed EVERYONE is kissin' his ass now?
fucking vultures...(yeah, i've been watchin too)
8 years ago
sir, which (version of reply failure) might you be alluding to?
8 years ago
eh i always just thought he jingled some dying kids berries but who cares he makes good music
8 years ago
was referring to the media my beloved possum
8 years ago
good music? good music?
GOOD MUSIC?
GGOODD MMUUSSIICC?
8 years ago
Thriller was good.
8 years ago
thriller was NOT good
neither was billie jean
neither was anything he put out after his voice "changed"...

except, i always liked "Ben"...the giant rat love-song from "willard"
8 years ago
oh SNAP...he brought up the rat movie
8 years ago
yes, the highest selling song in the history of the world is not good, makes complete sense
8 years ago
a boy's love for his rat is a many-splendoured thing
8 years ago
"Happy Birthday To You" is the highest-selling song ever...does that mean it rocks?
8 years ago
yes, it does
8 years ago
Highest selling?Shit i owe someone some royalties..we all do!
8 years ago
happy birthday isnt copyrighted and hasnt sold shit
8 years ago
if any movie or t.v. show wants to use it they pay royalties up the ass.
8 years ago
lol to who? lol..

JUST SHUT UP
8 years ago
Summy-Birchard Music and the Hill Foundation

http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/birthday.asp
8 years ago
thats fucking retarded, copyrighting a song completely contradicts freedom of speech

you could keep people from burning it to cds and selling it but seriously if anyone tries to sue me for some shit i said ill take them all the way to the goddamn supreme court
8 years ago
you can say it all you want. just not for profit.
8 years ago
further proof that copyright laws are fucking retarded.
8 years ago
Many movies beat that copyright.
Do you know which ones and how?
8 years ago
i dunno did they say fuck you i dont have to pay for that shit

cause thats what i wouldve done
8 years ago
it's sad
8 years ago
ban it then!
8 years ago
i thought he was a freak like everyone else...but still, he WAS the king of pop. can't fucking BelIEVE he dead. but still...give me warren haynes anyday
8 years ago
misspelled "a fist up my ass"
8 years ago
^misdirected flaming, please disregard
8 years ago
oh possum...now its on...*shakes head*
8 years ago
i mean, fuck, he called me "beloved" in the above thread...
8 years ago
oh possum...now its on *shakes head*
8 years ago
oh fuck...n/m
8 years ago
haha @ sir
8 years ago
u guys gunna make out or wat?..cos yea, do it somewhere else, im here for the MJ porn
8 years ago
Fuck you, patronbitch, you skanky whore!
8 years ago
LOL good clip
8 years ago
Finnaly the truth is told staight out of the pedohorses mouth.
8 years ago
This does not amuse me, I do not feel amused.
8 years ago
Sorry you feel that way, I wasn't trying to offend anyone. I'm a fan of MJ but I wanted to lighten the mood a bit with a little sadistic humor.
8 years ago
Sadistic humor is watching old ppl fall down or watching ppl get kicked in the nuts, this however really wasnt funny. The man is dead regardless of his past just let him be man.... damn!
8 years ago
* ignoring you and the thread after this one*......
8 years ago
patronkitty are you a female?
8 years ago
if so ..shouldn't you be doing dishes or moonwalking some dudes cavity
8 years ago
I learned how to do the moonwalk from youtube.
8 years ago
Oversensitive pricks, you act like this guy was your fucking friend or something, when not to long ago everyone was calling him a freak. Oh and, fuck off Dik , I don't like you, don't reply to me.
8 years ago
i think somebody is off to go cry in the corner and cut themselves
8 years ago
patronkitty ........ TITS OR GTFO
8 years ago
patron kitty thats not very nice..everyone likes me..i think it might be you
8 years ago
and don't tell me who to reply to or not to reply to..i'll decide
8 years ago
don't reply to me...
8 years ago
Hahaa kitty, that was actually pretty funny. I'm gonna rip it off.
8 years ago
I like you, dik. I also really dislike patronbitch. In conclusion, it must just be her.
8 years ago
gay1sh likes dick. I dislike gay1sh.
8 years ago
Thats because you are dumbfuck that thinks Hakama pants are appropriate for Jiu-Jitsu and you ran off at the mouth and I pointed out how fucking retarded you are. It hurt your feelings and now you are lashing out. Get over it, sissy.
8 years ago
^Fag.
8 years ago
^Fact.
8 years ago
No, I do not have to admit this is funny. It's not funny at all
8 years ago
is it because your a homo with a small penis?
8 years ago
what the fuck does penis size have to do with this clip
8 years ago
Shutup smalldick.
8 years ago
wtf does my penis size have to do with this
8 years ago
yah, shut it shrinky-dink
8 years ago
clit-dick.
8 years ago
needle dick bug fucker
8 years ago
It's funny how I'm the one called a homo yet to make a penis joke you must have penis on your mind
8 years ago
i realy hate this guy
8 years ago
he says you suck cock
8 years ago
your comments suck dick
8 years ago
So does my new g/f
8 years ago
you think thats cool you wait till you find out her penisy surprise...
8 years ago
its a penis!
8 years ago
you should see the link of the pic of his bf he posted last time..
8 years ago
Please god no.
8 years ago
Micheal really is a smooth criminal
8 years ago
no...just..no.
8 years ago
*was
8 years ago
he's getting smoother day by day
8 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjl1jcXrSjA
8 years ago
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