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michael jackson

only source of the pic of him going into the ambulance out there. betcha they paid a good chunk of change for it.

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by DejaVu

submitted June 25th 2009

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michael jackson
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FAIL
8 years ago
no his heart failed
8 years ago
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
8 years ago
it's not funny seriously I have to say I'm still very churning
8 years ago
his heart just couldn't beat it
8 years ago
They tried to resuscitate him, but he refused to take his mask off.
8 years ago
Is Phelsu supposed to be pulsating like that????
8 years ago
hahahahahaha@Drum. Sounds about right.
8 years ago
I heard he fell over a baby's pram.

They're blaming it on the buggy
8 years ago
i read they found monkey pubes in his throat
8 years ago
i'm so fucking glad this pedophile is dead! i'm gonna smoke a blunt to celebrate. smoke em if you got em.
why do people feel sadness over this closeted-faggot/child molester??? i don't understand.
i look at him like i do O.J....GUILTY!
8 years ago
Hey, guess what? We don't care what you think.
8 years ago
just another dead nigger
8 years ago
omg hes so cute
8 years ago
:(
8 years ago
Agreed, so sad :(
8 years ago
it is sad, i wanted da fucker to go to jail for raping lil boys in the butt!!! Fucking fagget should b in jail gettin raped by BIG BOYS!!!
8 years ago
it is sad. - the radio hasn't stopped playing his fuckin records ALL FUCKIN DAY!!!!!!!!!

Come back michael, all is forgiven.
8 years ago
fuck you jimijames, that freak rapes boys, good riddance
8 years ago
You just don't get jokes, do you dirtyrottensteve?
8 years ago
stfu
8 years ago
oh steve......
8 years ago
Poor little stevie.... Always gets upset..
8 years ago
he also always gets feces under his finger nails..Dirtystinky,here int he states we use paper invented for this exact proceedure...poor talibanner
8 years ago
a sad day michael jackson is dead :C (
8 years ago
Appearently McDonald's is making a special edition burger in his honor.
50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.
8 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. thats fucked up.
8 years ago
It's sad that he died, but the jokes are priceless. I like the lego block one.
8 years ago
why does michael like twenty-seven year olds?

because there is twenty of them!
8 years ago
Forget Michael Jackson. I'm more bothered by the death of Farrah Fawcet.
8 years ago
Yeah, it's kinda sad everone forgot about her. She had great nipples.
8 years ago
*hair
8 years ago
Hell, I'm more upset about Ed McMann dying than I am about Michael Jackson.

For fuck's sake, he's been a total waste of oxygen for a long fucking time. Why are people broken up about this?
8 years ago
he looks better than he did alive
8 years ago
You got to be startin' somethin'
8 years ago
Cos this is Thriller
8 years ago
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?

Disney films can still touch kids.
8 years ago
I said that same joke on here earlier today. Go sit in the corner.
8 years ago
Damn, my friend texted that to me earlier. I assumed it was original material.
8 years ago
Your friend stole it from me.
8 years ago
Lafayette...i lived there not that long ago.
8 years ago
It's not the TN one, boy.
8 years ago
i bet hed still be alive had he gone to prison
8 years ago
good point.
8 years ago
what's black and comes in little white cans?
8 years ago
MJ?
8 years ago
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Michael Jackson.
8 years ago
Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O' Mine.
8 years ago
How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Yeah, we're gonn miss him...
8 years ago
Who was Michael Jackson's favorite author?
Emily Dickinson
8 years ago
The morgue is a bit woriied about his body, plastic recycling day isn't until next wednesday.
8 years ago
it has just been announced that micheal jacksons dying wish is to put his ashes in a etch a sketch so kids can still fiddle with his knob
8 years ago
Let's see when your mother die and someone say "LOL THAT BITCH DIED... I GUESS SHE HAD TOO MANY COCKS IN HER ASS" if yoU will keep your sence of humour... there are some things you should learn to stfu and respect.. flame me all you want i dont give a fuck. I said what i wanted.
8 years ago
SHUT IT!
8 years ago
Fuck you Alda you wanker. MJ kiddy fondling lover.

Lighten up you prick, he's dead. DEAD, that's all.

This is MS.

CUNT!
8 years ago
i feel better now. - well better than the dead white girl.
8 years ago
fuck you alda, go wipe the kid anus off of mj's shriveled white cock
8 years ago
Alda your mom did have too many cocks in her ass.
8 years ago
hey at least you justify me by proving you just have shit for brains.. like asking an ape to understand algebra... keep monkeying shitheads...
8 years ago
I for one continually stab your mom in the ass with my cock alda.
8 years ago
yea she has a thing for retards
8 years ago
ALDA, you have to understand that this guy had sex with children. CHILDREN. and that he did it with boys, who are probably now fucked up in the head forever (Macaulay (m.j's)Culkin his ass)
8 years ago
Hey, scenic. Shut it.

Hey, alda. Shut it.
8 years ago
If you don't like it Alda, go find another, more sensitive site. You don't have to be here, reading comments, getting upset, and 'forcing' yourself to comment. Why don't you go hug your mom, cry on her shoulder, and go fuck your faggoty ass with her bedpost.
8 years ago
Fuck you noobs. If a small boy or Micheal Jackson's corpse was here right now I'd be raping the fuck out of it with my massive hardon. Alda and scenic you need to go back to the ASPCA and get put down like the pussies you are.
8 years ago
Shut up.
Don't start your pedo-rants again, fucker.
8 years ago
The fact thast M J was done over by a couple of punk kids does not make him a pedo
8 years ago
Oh stfu, fries. Too much smoke for there to be no fire, dumbass.
As a performer and icon...I doubt he will ever be outdone. As a pedo on a gigantic scale...he won't be outdone either.
8 years ago
Cruel you homofuck if you died I'd ram my cock into your fucking eye socket you commie sack of shit.
8 years ago
I'd still kick ya pedo ass.
8 years ago
You spelled "lick" wrong.
8 years ago
No. That would be your homo-erotic fantasies again, Mr Smegbubbles.
8 years ago
You're not hot enough to get me hard.
8 years ago
So you ARE a fucking pedo-homo huh? Nice self-pwn.
8 years ago
you 2 are both hopeing that mj's gonna fiddle with you but unfortunatly he's dead
8 years ago
acyually he wouldnt fiddle with either of you cos he was straight
8 years ago
i hate celebrity loving cocksuckers. kill yourself
8 years ago
are you talking about me ?
8 years ago
shut up warren
8 years ago
i'd love to chat longer but ive got a hot date tonight
8 years ago
Cruel just get back to sucking on my balls or I'll have to lock you in your cage again.
8 years ago
Cruel will fondle your balls and suck your asshole.
8 years ago
^i will
8 years ago
How juvenile.
8 years ago
Fucker always has something covering his mouth...
8 years ago
hahahahahhahaaaa......when there's not a cock in it.
8 years ago
nice to see he has a bit of color in him now at least.
8 years ago
yeah, strange isn't it
8 years ago
Yup only poor black boy to end up as a rich white woman
8 years ago
The medics confirmed he didn't die of skin cancer, so you can't blame it on the sunshine
8 years ago
What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common? They both have boy's clothes half off some times.
8 years ago
oh that's funny cause he's an alleged pedophile. Good work.
8 years ago
Shut your cake-hole, Yoko! What are you a sensitive, bloody, PMS'ing tampon? Sad he didn't grab you wiener?
8 years ago
wow way to get mad cause someone didn't like your shitty joke. Really I remember telling that joke when I was 10
8 years ago
That joke is older than the kids he touched.
8 years ago
lol now that's funny
8 years ago
And this is any funnier? "oh that's funny cause he's an alleged pedophile. Good work." That is all you have? Jesus, think of something clever before you nail me for being unclever.
8 years ago
I was pointing out the obvious goddamn do I need to spell it out for you
8 years ago
dioscuriII
dioscuriII says:

Thanks, Captain Obvious. Go cleverly comment on some cock photos. That is what you are good at....oh wait, no you are not.
8 years ago
way to copy and paste your reply fail. At least I know I'm in a flame war with someone less intelligent than plantshit
8 years ago
Bwahaha dioscurill. you're a fuckin idiot...

drumrave-1
dioscurill-0
8 years ago
^ I think your giving dioscurill too much credit.
8 years ago
Oh dear, a 1-0 loss to drumrave. That is a fail.
8 years ago
Drumrave: 1.
Dioscurill: -3.
8 years ago
Thanks, Captain Obvious. Go cleverly comment on some cock photos. That is what you are good at....oh wait, no you are not.
8 years ago
thanks retard learn to reply fucking cock gobbling noob
8 years ago
One fuck up for me. A lifetime for your parents.
8 years ago
Yeah I'm sure that's the only time you've ever fucked up.
8 years ago
No. But, I do not need to use that as a way to bust someone's balls. What a pussy move. Come with something a little more impressive than a reply fuckup. What a douchebag.
8 years ago
kevin is the bigger douchebag
8 years ago
Sometimes.
8 years ago
Travis might be worse.
8 years ago
Duh.
8 years ago
god you fucking fail like michael jackson's heart
8 years ago
I called myself, twat!
8 years ago
Go check out some penis photos.
8 years ago
no thanks I'll leave that to gay assholes like you
8 years ago
also you did not call it yourself
8 years ago
and if you were smart at all you would know how to reply
8 years ago
fucking dumbass
8 years ago
Yeah I did, twat!
dioscuriII says:

Duh.
7 Minutes Ago
8 years ago
ok twat go take some pictures
8 years ago
dioscuriII says:
I like the taste of my own jizz.
Just now
8 years ago
Maybe.
8 years ago
dude this is guy a fucking photographer. Could you have picked a less challenging career. Seriously were you like huurrr durrr I can press this button and picture comes on screen pay me
8 years ago
Two cocksuckers siding against me.....oh no.
8 years ago
I have seen things and done things you haven't, puss boy.
8 years ago
Playing Nintendo or WoW for a living wasn't in the cards. I am just not as blessed as you. Sad.
8 years ago
Keep diggin' you will see that I am beyond you in skill and talent. You are and always will be a loser. I have a future...you do not.
8 years ago
hahaha you just don't know
8 years ago
Know that you are a jealous cunt who fears another person's success and talents. You quit talking shit, boy blunder.
8 years ago
Let's see some of your work to be remembered.
8 years ago
http://www.movie-locations.com/movies/n/NapoleonDynamite.html

how hard was it to take those pictures. I could of done that with a point and shoot in auto mode and they would of looked just as good
8 years ago
Come on, burger flipper.
8 years ago
Right. Do it then. They were for a stupid book. Straight up stock image. http://www.movie-locations.com/people/s/scottt.html

Order a copy.
8 years ago
Is that it? Come on...
8 years ago
I dumbrave....I know the Google.
8 years ago
anything else I know that I post here could get me banned but anyone that wants this douchebags myspace facebook or his company website just email me
8 years ago
Scary! That isn't my company, twit. It is an old web site. Douche.
8 years ago
That works both ways.
8 years ago
Your argument makes me want to poop.
8 years ago
im curious... whats your job or what level of education do you have drumrave, you succesful you?
8 years ago
I'm curious how many cocks do you suck before you get your drug score
8 years ago
Sorry troutpotato. I have a laxative effect.
8 years ago
wow good one. you gonna answer the question mr.success?
8 years ago
for fucks sakes, both you assholes need to learn how to summarize your thoughts in one response.
8 years ago
Go Jags?
8 years ago
Crickets chirping........
8 years ago
god damn your both worthless piles of shit go fester somewhere else! like on the phone...
8 years ago
And Next Week's Special Needs Debate.........
8 years ago
hey kevin
8 years ago
CRIPPLE FIGHT!
8 years ago
drumrave, keep that shit up and you're going to get banned you stupid fucking fat fuck. just cause you don't post the info here, advertising it out like that gives the same results.
8 years ago
here steve, get your fill of awesomeness:

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/south_park_they_live_parody-42053/
8 years ago
thats what i thought drumrave..
8 years ago
somone remind me what happened the last time drum went down this road....
8 years ago
he got outstalked and cried and cowered like a little girl... wasn't that it?
8 years ago
Hahaha! Yeah. Someone please post that whole drumrave shitting his ugly fat pants again. I can never find anything on this site...it's kinda like the clitoris to me...I know it's there somewhere.
And lmao@deja. I fucking love it when she goes like this - especially on a grounded seacow like Scumbathe.
8 years ago
...and I know you hate me deja, and won't reply now...other than to call me an asshole.
I AM gorgeous, you know.
8 years ago
stfu
8 years ago
You sheep! You and I were getting along so well, too.
8 years ago
the im gorgeous, im handsome shit... give us a break cruel
8 years ago
What? It's true. Sorry I'm not red-eyed ALL the time.
8 years ago
nothing to do with that.. im the best looking person of the site, dont have a need to be claiming it in every other thread. youre all upset now cruel?
8 years ago
First they took away Farrah now they took away my Michael! I guess Justin will be the new king of POP.
8 years ago
He is the funniest damn SNL guest of the modern age. Maybe, Alec Baldwin.
8 years ago
I think he is multi-talented.

8 years ago
Indeed. Many would be too pussified to admit it.
8 years ago
please die cretin
8 years ago
christopher...we all die... Michaels living proof.
8 years ago
justin timberlake was actually pretty funny on snl
8 years ago
very good cretin ^^
8 years ago
What's the difference between Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
8 years ago
So are you setting up a joke Cheeky?
8 years ago
Farrah Fawcett wasn't a freak?
8 years ago
Damn, already trach'd...demerol is a helluva drug
8 years ago
Sexual chocolate. They have a hell of a band.
8 years ago
RIP.
8 years ago
Rancid iguana penis?
8 years ago
Rolling In Piss?
8 years ago
I wonder if his nose fell off when the paramedics hit him with the defibrillator? Fucking freak
8 years ago
Can we all just leave him alone now ? you heartless pricks
8 years ago
Fuck no! He's the freakiest person alive! wait...
8 years ago
this world is better off with one less kiddy fiddler. come on
8 years ago
fries=closet tranny lover
8 years ago
closet?
8 years ago
hes open about it, didnt you see the pic of his bf he submitted?
8 years ago
my pictures were extremely manly
8 years ago
Haaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
8 years ago
Heh heh heh heh
8 years ago
Hahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahehahe!
8 years ago
this pic looks like when he got taken in for when his hair caught fire
8 years ago
Yeah the poor pedo finally got what was comin. Hey jacko when you get there tell Hitler I said hi
8 years ago
What????? Jacko's going to heaven???
8 years ago
What's the difference between Sir Alex Ferguson & Michael Jackson?

Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.
8 years ago
HAH!
8 years ago
Safe journey back home to planet Melmack MJ....
8 years ago
Gary Glitter's just put in a record bid for Jacko's computer
8 years ago
madonna's made a bid for the kids
8 years ago
McDonalds are thinking of maiking a new burger dedicated to MJ's life, it's 50 year old meat crammed into 8 year old buns.
8 years ago
best MJ joke so far, i made some people at work cry with this one, fucking great
8 years ago
he's not really dead you know. today he was spotted at a walmart under a sign that said "boys pants half off"
8 years ago
its going to be like the elvis thing: not really dead, hiding out, an alien (the last one I could believe)
8 years ago
well to be fair there are a lot of fat pieces of shit that look like elvis. there aren't too many people in america that could be mistaken for jacko.
8 years ago
You know I made that same McDonalds joke 18 hours ago, a few threads from the top?
8 years ago
its late, need to go home but i got two things to say:
1. just got through watching the new transformers movie and it was bad fucking ass, slow mo megan fox titty bouncing... i totally spooged.
2. when farrah got to heaven, they gave her one wish. she wished that all the kids of the world would be safe. At that very moment, michael jackson died.
8 years ago
i read a review of that flick...the guy (who gave the 1st one 3.5 stars) gave this one 0.00 stars...said it was the biggest piece of beez he'd ever seen
8 years ago
I have a sneaky suspicion that he's going to pop up alive somewhere down the road.
8 years ago
my penis is going to pop up alive if you submit another ass shot
8 years ago
gay
8 years ago
on the bright side macauly caulkin is single
8 years ago
I'm sorry no, I'm not interested in guy who still watches WWE ..
8 years ago
Plus I'm straight
8 years ago
as a bendy banana...
8 years ago
Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Mackuley Caulkin last stayed over.
8 years ago
That was a fresh comment...bore no relation to this thread, doctor.
8 years ago
Caulkin is dating Mila Kunis
8 years ago
You know what? I don't fucking care if he's dead or alive.

I didn't fucking care when Anna Nicole Smith died.

Neither of them were productive members of society for a long time, and neither of them were worth a shit as role models. Fuck them both.
8 years ago
You have no idea how wrong you are.
8 years ago
you can't argue that ryoga
8 years ago
self centered rich drugged up shadows of former humans both of them..sad but basically true
8 years ago
I thought it was fitting that he went out like Elvis. Unfortunately that means we're gonna have to hear about this shit for a long long time.
8 years ago
a very long time i bet
8 years ago
i'm already bored of it..frankly to me his music was seriously weak..he could dance i guess but..well dancing is gay
8 years ago
wait - so MJ crapped out on the crapper?
8 years ago
he sure knew how to molest children though ..i'll give him that
8 years ago
he was never convicted so thats not true
8 years ago
Yeah, most people (with a working ferris wheel and carousel) pay out a quarter of their net worth in settlements because they're NOT guilty.
8 years ago
here is the litmus test for determining if a man is a pedo...i ask you,other than your own children,do you like to hang out with 7-8-9-10 year old boys?you know damn well you dont.If you see some twisted fuck who just has to be around or finds ways to be around little boys,theres a 1000% chance he wants to bang their bums.I mean fuck,ask CruelHM
8 years ago
Yeah. Everyone knows I'm a massive pedo.
You stupid chunk of noob-ejaculate.
8 years ago
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