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Sheep Riding Failure

Is that a sheep or a baby cow? Cami?

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by yak

submitted June 20th 2009

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pwned by a baby cow
8 years ago
Turn the volume up when you watch this. It's a bit faint.
8 years ago
thanks a lot jimbo :/
8 years ago
thanks for the tip, i could barely hear it with my speakers turned nearly all the way up, fucking hilarious
8 years ago
WHAT?
8 years ago
HUH?
8 years ago
evil kirk..pure evil
8 years ago
yes, that is camy
8 years ago
anybody here from Wales ?
8 years ago
what a shit comment every body hates wales
8 years ago
Wales isn't THAT bad
8 years ago
It's that bad.
8 years ago
no but it is full of sheep shaggers
8 years ago
It's fine if you don't have to live there.
8 years ago
Fugs wishes he did
8 years ago
Nah, if I wanted to see some inbred sheep molesters it would be quicker to just hop over the border into Yorkshire.
8 years ago
Wales is a step up from those shit kickers in gods own.
8 years ago
up t'mill wit' ye!
8 years ago
I believe it's a baby cow type thing ... and yes that is me.
8 years ago
Stfu.
Aye. I got a good job offered to me today. No Aldi shit here, lil spunk bubblette.
8 years ago
Whoopydoo ..
Go sit in the corner
8 years ago
time for another pwning by the kid huh cruel?you can't even escape this noob's ridicule you fat dirty cheeseburger receptacle
8 years ago
Okay...you want to give up your dunce's hat for a few minutes, Stickman Kes?
8 years ago
Haha. Love you dik.
8 years ago
You do realise, no gives a rats ass about you Cruel .. ?
8 years ago
My momma does.
8 years ago
You dirty cum-loving seal
8 years ago
So this seals walks into a bar (?) ..
8 years ago
Hmmm. I give that 3.5/10, Cummyspazi. The overuse of any potential flame-link word or phrase will ultimately (and rather expeditiously) render it's impact moribund in rather a fucking rapid rate.
Weedly lil bumboy.
8 years ago
Cruel's mom: Oh, good fatass you finally got a job, .. it's not cleaning crime scenes is it?
8 years ago
You want me to dust your mum's bedroom for sperm samples?
Shit. i want overtime.
8 years ago
Errrrr .. yeah sure ... living the dream ...
8 years ago
Well...I mean...even Dexter would have problems recreating the cum-spatter in your mum's den of slimy fuckdom.
8 years ago
if nobody's gonna say it:
reply fail, camy... noob!
8 years ago
Well that's lovely I'm glad you finally found a dream job, licking cum off walls, yeah .. good self-pwn there Cruel ..
8 years ago
listen to chunky..trying to pick on a kid..like a schoolyard faggt fat bully..you're a wimp..a jobless wimp..get a paper route you stanky fat whore
8 years ago
pwned
8 years ago
Metal .. I'll meet you outside for a shitsock fight, NOOB!
8 years ago
I like the whole fake "Haha. Love you dik" lying shit, you fucking hate him Cruel ..
8 years ago
Hahaha. Hey...if you're old enough to open your mouth here...you're old enough to have my cock or fist rammed into it.
Nope dik. As from Monday I start a new career. Serious. Tell me how I'm lying now...and that I'm a greasy pile/lump/tub/bucket of something.
8 years ago
hey there.. camy's mom keeps it pretty clean, actually.. thats why i give her so much repeat business
8 years ago
Actually...you are very wrong. He makes me laugh sometimes...and he has indirectly motivated me to get a really good job. How can I hate him?
8 years ago
Haha.
You gave her repeat business coz you like to fuck old livestock.
Chachoing!
8 years ago
Yes, Cruel you got a job, we get it (most of us do ..), does this mean you'll fuck off now? Kos that be great. Really great.
8 years ago
And you're still lying, dik made you cry like bitch whore and you know it.
8 years ago
wtf camy? i waited and waited with this dirty sock in my hand
*throws it at cruel*
no i don't even wanna shitsock-battle you
*skulks off for a quicky w/camy's mom*
8 years ago
haha metalnoob.
8 years ago
don't laugh, you gotta mess to clean up when i'm done
8 years ago
Seriously...I'm brave enough to let you know the truth...dik's okay. And the only thing that makes me cry is if my female refuses me a bj.
(I don't give a fuck what you say dik. And such words will not be uttered from me again.)
dik? You look like a retard. I seriously mean that.
8 years ago
Cruel says: Haha, metalnoob, that was funny, can I have sex with you? sorry about all the times I was a dick to you.
8 years ago
Hahaha even though you have a job, you're still pathetic.
8 years ago
No Metalnoob...spunk bubbles don't take long to sort out.
8 years ago
i forgot you were the jizz-master general, cruel...
he'll be back to pwn himself quicker than it takes camy's mom to get wet
8 years ago
But GREAT!, Hey, on monday, maybe you let me know how your first day went, yeah? alright, superduper!
8 years ago
Even I make my mom wet.
8 years ago
When you piss your pants as she hold you in her chest hair?
8 years ago
Didn't catch the self insulting joke did ya cruella?
8 years ago
No, you fucking virgin. I totally never saw it coming. No. The implication that I would take care of said bubble of spunk rather effortlessly?
No. Never saw it.
8 years ago
Well lift you eyelids up next chubbyskank.
8 years ago
'time'.
8 years ago
Yeaaaah, why don't lay down for a while, I think you're getting over excited again ..
8 years ago
'you'.
8 years ago
'over-excited'.
8 years ago
'?'
8 years ago
Ahhh, it's the spelling police!!!!! Is that your new job? Great .... fucking pig.
8 years ago
If I throw a deep-fried Snickers bar in front of an oncoming 18-wheeler...will you risk it for the tasty, cardiac-arresting 'snack'? Or, will you LIVE? Make your choice Cummyspazi.
8 years ago
Deep-fried Snickers? Some of you English twats come up with most retarded theories don't ya?
8 years ago
deep-fried twinkies FTW!
but cruel already knew that
8 years ago
Camy thats the Scottish
8 years ago
deep frie snickers? Never heard anyone do that ..
8 years ago
*fry
8 years ago
Deep fried Mars bars is the way to go!
8 years ago
Deep fried scotch pies are just too good.
8 years ago
I was in a chippy in Edinburgh about a year ago and they were deep frying any chocolate bar. The patrons were washing that shite down with Irn-Bru.
8 years ago
Cadburys creme eggs too...fucking hell. My heart nearly gave up the ghost just watching
8 years ago
how the hell can you deep fry a chocolate bar without it just melting to nothing? i mean two minutes in the southern summer heat and it has the constancy of diarrhea, not to mention a 300 degree fryer
8 years ago
The theory behind it is the batter protects it as its flash fried.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/95460484/deep-fried-cadbury-creme-egg-submitted-by-kerryn
8 years ago
I feel sick
8 years ago
Lol really? I get chippies once a month roughly, never see them do that. Fuckin' neds.
8 years ago
WOW, that looks disgusting.
8 years ago
You get the who in the what now?
8 years ago
You get the creme egg (if you can call that a who) in the frying pan.
8 years ago
he means speak american engish you scigger queef, we don't know what the fuck chippies are

btw, employee of the month (the good one) was on IFC last night and while watching it, for some reason, it made me think of another good/weird movie I haven't seen in a while you should add to the list if you don't already have it: "Very Bad Things"
quiet entertaining and nice and fucked up, just the way I like 'em
8 years ago
Fish and Chip shop. Goddamn yanks
8 years ago
beside that, i had a shitty weekend, this no internet stuff is killing me. I hate not having my normal dose of mucho. I spent all weekend killing hookers in GTA to curb my violence withdrawals. I tried to play the missions but I would see a woman on the side walk and have to get out and slit her throat. I made over ten thousand dollars by just collecting money off dead hooker bodies. it was sad really, i couldn't stop, started to even worried myself...
8 years ago
don't call us southerners yanks, we are hicks. its like me calling an englishmen a scot, there is a difference.
8 years ago
rube^
8 years ago
Indeed there is. I'm not a damn yankee.
8 years ago
all americans are yanks according to the brits and aussies
8 years ago
well fuck them, and fuck you, you dirty yankee
8 years ago
all americans are faggots by my reckoning also i'm having fish n chips tomorrow
8 years ago
fries is usually correct about faggots. He sees one every morning at shave time.
8 years ago
Lol @ dws GTA comment, I mind doing that. It's boring, but for reason you just keep killing everyone.
8 years ago
hey look where dwhill works

http://www.anuslaptops.com/about.htm
8 years ago
No. dw works at WhiteKnightsRUs.
Does your lil underage girlfriend Cummyspazi have a chunk of his brain missing steve?
I mean...he's guaranteed to omit a word or two each post.
8 years ago
...recent searches:'nunchucko'.
8 years ago
Oh that was some epic pwnage there Cruel, hey, I know, maybe you can go tell your future workmates or "girlfriend" about how epic you are for "pwning" 17 year noobs on the internet, yeah go on, be awesome.
8 years ago
oooo, I missed out the word "old", what you gonna do about that bigboy?
8 years ago
Maybe suggest that you get yourself an appointment with a neurologist consultant. Clearly you have some kind of deep-seated issue with your cerebral cortex.
8 years ago
Doctor Cruel pwnage? Awesome! .. you're so uber Mr big guy that walks out pubs wasted and tries to 'pwn' people but just gets battered ... uber.
8 years ago
You typed 'uber' not just once, but twice. That's an instant fail.
It's time you realised you have more chance of owning Sainsbury's than owning me.
Many great and smart have tried and all fail. You don't fall into that category either. In fact, the only thing remarkable about you is your incredibly pale skin colouration.
8 years ago
"In the next episode of Cruel Pwns Everyone, Cruel calls Camy a 'lil ginger virgin kid' .. Ouch! BUTTSLAMMED! Afterward, Cruel tells random people on the street about the epic incident"
8 years ago
Hmm. No.
8 years ago
BUTTSLAMMED!
8 years ago
Let me guess....you're 5'9 and weigh 10.5st. My mother could kick your ass after 2 bottles of wine.
8 years ago
(147lbs to you 'Yanks')
8 years ago
Oh yeah! I bet she could, hey! I know what, maybe you send this mother of yours to batter me, yeah, don't forget to tell you're buddies about how cool you are 'n all!
8 years ago
Cruel quote: I never get pwned.

I know! you never do!
8 years ago
And?
8 years ago
And ... well you're cool!
8 years ago
Yes. Tell me something I don't know.
Seriously, tell me something I don't know from your 17 years on this fair planet.
8 years ago
*switches out of sarcasm* You don't pwn anyone, at anything ... good night Helen.

PS: Replying to this won't pwn me.
8 years ago
You live in Scotland.
8 years ago
Pwned.
8 years ago
Haha
8 years ago
God. I'm really high, I live in 'Englands Florida', Cornwall, and I had some brilliant sex with my gorgeous women earlier. You CAN be happy in UK.
8 years ago
*England's, *woman.
8 years ago
*self-issues citation*
8 years ago
did you end up scoring that bag, cru?
8 years ago
Yup. My brother-in-law sells it...so it's not too difficult really. Around $30 for 3.2g of pretty decent.
Weed in UK really has improved in the half-dcade I lived stateside.
8 years ago
sounds like pretenda-kind prices
8 years ago
What?
8 years ago
He wouldn't give me an entire 8th for £30...although he often does.
8 years ago
*$30
8 years ago
high grade shwag passed off as kind bud sold at a sub-kb price so people think they're getting a deal
8 years ago
No, dear fellow. He's family, and a very straight-down-the-line dealer...almost always.
He gets a lot of different shit, too.
8 years ago
what? i'm not saying he rips you off... when buying pretendas, you get your moneys worth, its just not kind bud
8 years ago
To be honest...I've had much nicer-looking and sweeter-tasting bud off him recently...but the tree tonight has a really good buzz...made me fucking brain-dead though. Like a virgin high in fact.
8 years ago
Who's going to Hell first? Sylvia Brown or John Edward?
Answer? yak is.
8 years ago
thought you had to be 18+ to be on this site
8 years ago
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