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Taken A Little Too Literally...

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..."Mission Accomplished!"

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by sirchris

submitted June 18th 2009

28 comments
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comments (28)
Holy meatcurtains!!
8 years ago
watch out for the liquid crime wave
8 years ago
fucking mudsharks......
8 years ago
what a piece of fucking shit. literally
8 years ago
there should be a "have you drank coffee lately" waiver form
8 years ago
SHITGAZM
8 years ago
You know, I've seen two girls shit while giving birth. I'm one of those guys that likes to watch, and I don't get grossed out.
8 years ago
Watch women shit...give birth or both you sick bastard. If there timing was off she might hit the newborns head. Thats a shitty way to be welcomed into the world.
8 years ago
good for you meng
8 years ago
Yeah, it got on the baby both times.
8 years ago
cant they elect to have an enema?
I have heard that that is standard prcoceedure
8 years ago
Of course, but women giving birth for the first time don't really think it's a big deal, and don't realize all that pushing will push shit out too.
8 years ago
And I don't really know if they explain it fully.
8 years ago
We knew it could happen but they never said anything so it's not standard practice. Most women get the shits just before labor so everything is cleared out. My wife didn't shit.
8 years ago
But I bet you did
8 years ago
... when it came out black
8 years ago
rosie odonell?
8 years ago
Hot !! ?
8 years ago
no they arn't in the back of a dump trunk limo, but those 2 guys would bang her... not to sound racist but they are black
8 years ago
Each time I sodomize a woman
(be it my wife or two girlfriends),
my cock is enveloped with their shit.
It is the normal course of sodomy.
But to literally fuck the shit
out of a girl's shithole...
she ought not to defecate
before getting ass-fucked.
My wife would always take a dump
before she subjects her rectum
to its regular stretching.
Ah, women. Truly delightful.
8 years ago
You are like the Mr Wizzard of ass sex...gonna go think of a clever question for you ol grand poo ba
8 years ago
Rectumstretcher, your poem doesn't rhyme very well at all... it even sucks as a free verse poem too!
8 years ago
it sounds like shit!
haha bad joke but I lol'd
8 years ago
it's poop again
8 years ago
Oh darn not again *wah wah waaaaaah*
8 years ago
he called the shit poop!
8 years ago
CUCKOLDRY?
8 years ago
Wow. You win some kind of noob award for that. Jesus christ.
8 years ago
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