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Great product!

I would use this!

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by thebeeches

submitted June 16th 2009

47 comments
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I heard about this on the Dean Blundell Show. Such stupid ideas for shit nowadays.
8 years ago
if Dean Blundell advertises this on his show, hes prolly an asshole
8 years ago
Dean Blundell is a fucking fag.
8 years ago
What you idiots don't know is, Dean Blundell has been dead since the late 1980's. That's his fucking clone.
8 years ago
What advantages come with being obese enough to need one of these? Honestly?
8 years ago
Bitches love it!
8 years ago
man-boobs
8 years ago
If by 'love it' you mean 'fantasize about what that fat fuck would look like going through a wood chipper', than yeah. Alright. Advantage found.
8 years ago
ok noob, Fuck off your not making sense GTFO
8 years ago
I think I touched on a tender subject. Someone's pissy.
8 years ago
very
8 years ago
and fat
8 years ago
very
8 years ago
Helps you retain your dignity... interesting statement
8 years ago
Bizarro Hygenics.
8 years ago
well, she sure lost all her dignity by appearing on this commercial.
8 years ago
I need more paper than that when I wipe my ass. Stupid gimick,who ever invented that shit should stick it up their ass and GTFO!
8 years ago
Sure, when you are done wiping your ass it is shaped just right to massage the prostate! Why not it probably has shit on it anyway.
8 years ago
"Also doubles as a mouth-food-dispenser, as forks are also archaic and outdated!!!"
Yeah, because wiping my ass really hurts my dignity in the privacy of a bathroom.
8 years ago
Maybe you should make a video and post it.
8 years ago
Then you could hurt your dignity.
8 years ago
Shut up El_Wanko, you'll never be the man your mother is.
8 years ago
ahhahahahahaha! the bitch has balls!
8 years ago
speaking of balls...

The difference between having GUTS and having BALLS:
GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby...'
8 years ago
isnt there a blog or book u write
that shit in?
8 years ago
Caustic I thought you were my mom.
8 years ago
Otherwise why did I crawl out of your vag and suck on your tits?
8 years ago
You must be mistaken El_Wanko.
If I was your mother I would have buried you.

Why don't you learn from your parents mistakes and get sterilized?
8 years ago
i thought you were his mom too
8 years ago
we all did
8 years ago
Dammit caustic I was hoping you'd be funnier. Why don't you just go back to showing your titties? That's something we can all enjoy.
8 years ago
If you can't reach your own ass then you basically need to die.
8 years ago
LOL...here here
8 years ago
http://www.comfortwipe.com/
8 years ago
i bet someone actually made money off this shit too
8 years ago
i believe bart invented this years ago in the simpsons. "uh wash muhself with uh rag on a stick"
8 years ago
i think your right, the simpsons already did it.
8 years ago
where did they get the 50$ value from ?? is there another product to compare prices
8 years ago
i don't wipe anymore anyway
8 years ago
ragamuffin
8 years ago
mucky pup
8 years ago
grubby urchin
8 years ago
i was just going to ask you to say 3 things that aren't funny..thanks
8 years ago
I bought this, and my only advice is for God's sake, make sure you don't confuse the Comfort Wipe with the Get A Grip =(
8 years ago
HA best comment!!
8 years ago
Hehe, they don't how to use the shells.
8 years ago
What happens when u have really dig in to get those hangers??..I would think the round ass end should be longer and more narrow...using 2 sets of TP..that way you get a nice looong wipe..
8 years ago
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