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Happy Birthday to me...

got 14 stitches, lost 1.5 quarts of blood.

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by gilroy

submitted June 15th 2009

83 comments
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Happy Birthday to me...
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comments (83)
What did you do with the blood?

Could you... send it? Please?
5 years ago
Hahaha!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday .. ahh fuck it I'm tired.
5 years ago
well it rained the other day, so just wait a day or two.
5 years ago
You finally got jumped to the MaraSalvatrucha gang he?
5 years ago
they took his lunch money
5 years ago
maracacatrucha
5 years ago
^cocknballamuncha
5 years ago
I see what you did there
5 years ago
Funny one steve.
5 years ago
LA MARA!
I do it for my hommies essay
5 years ago
la cucharacha!
5 years ago
you look like you probably deserved it
5 years ago
They almost always do.
5 years ago
they certainly do don't they.. haha
5 years ago
I've driven through the city of Gilroy, what a fucken shithole of a town..
5 years ago
well its not like garlic is a major export of our country.
5 years ago
i'd check it out...always wanted to try the ice cream at the festival
5 years ago
dont. it's fucking gross.
5 years ago
The Asperagus Festival is better. Deep fried Asperagus....
5 years ago
mmmm...spargal flamkoekken
5 years ago
^thats secret gay language
5 years ago
^how do you know? unless...
5 years ago
^your dad teaches the class at the ymca
5 years ago
Oooops.
5 years ago
A little improvement...but it still needs some work.
5 years ago
Did you at least get a hand job?
5 years ago
Rapists are usually easier on you when you don't fight back. Life lesson learned.
5 years ago
so did it hurt?
5 years ago
When I fell from heaven?

No, I'm fine. Thanks for asking.
5 years ago
heaven needs to get a better grip when he fucks you in the ass
5 years ago
Wow, I sure am going to need some aloe for that wicked burn, I tell you that much.
5 years ago
heaven gave you rug burn on your knees too? dayuum
5 years ago
heaven told me you let him fist you.
5 years ago
He said you begged for it.
5 years ago
that was oranje
5 years ago
He told me you were blowing another dude at the time but I didn't realize he meant Oranje.
5 years ago
that was cruelella
5 years ago
You were blowing Cruel?
5 years ago
that would be the day
5 years ago
wait so you blew the day?
5 years ago
Blew the day on his knees, at that
5 years ago
I'd be more impressed if you got 1.5 stitches and lost 14 quarts of blood...
5 years ago
yeah would have sucked if i had an erection and cut my dick.
5 years ago
haha yeah that would have sucked
5 years ago
are those the meth sores people talk about?
5 years ago
meth mites
5 years ago
That happened to me on my birthday once. I was about 13 and was riding my bike without a helmet down a rocky hill. I fell and cut my head on some rocks. Didn't lose as much blood though.
5 years ago
The whole "I lost X amount of blood thing is bullshit. There is no absolute way to figure it out. They always give you spectrum and people choose the worst when they tell the story.
5 years ago
when i got attacked by lions on my way home from work, i only bled into a metered bucket
5 years ago
I once got attacked by grizzly bears in the school corridors, tore my arms and arse and everything so I went to the nurses office and got a plaster and went back to class good as new.
5 years ago
no actually they said anywhere between 1-2 qts. would you like me to explain what i was told what happened?
5 years ago
How does your asshole feel?
5 years ago
No one gives a fuck.
5 years ago
whatever you say there tater tot.
5 years ago
You saw what I said, bitch boy.
5 years ago
Bitch boy.. Wow..
5 years ago
keefbox wow fucking bitch boy's bitch boy faggot
5 years ago
Oh, keef, Irealize the mention of Snaps got your testosterone going but maybe you should just slink off for a minute.
5 years ago
As if "tater tot" was such an ego crusher that i needed to pull out the big guns anyway.
5 years ago
Maybe you and gilroy can team up form a posse and step up and get served together. It would really be more time efficient for me.
5 years ago
Fuck 1rush1! You really are a fucken asshole on here. Keep up the good work.
5 years ago
Just reminded me of what the Indians on the rez used to say...
And I would have been interested in Snappers maybe 10 years ago when she was fresh...
5 years ago
Anbd I don't even know why your trying to get started with me CumCrave.. You know you have zero chance...
You keep rish's balls polished to a chrome don't ya?
5 years ago
heeeeeeey keef.... yak let you off the leash again?
long time no see buddy
5 years ago
Oh Heeeeeeey Tyrizzle!!
The leash is short, 5 posts per day max...
5 years ago
good for you, buddy
5 years ago
keefbox fortelling his fate^^

lol
5 years ago
I guess he was raped.
5 years ago
You might want to check SendMoreCops' comment, Adieu.
5 years ago
what happened?
5 years ago
He got skull fucked,you can see the hole they stitch together.
5 years ago
Hows that full frontal lobotomy treating you? Did they let you keep the little piece they cut out?
5 years ago
i act like jack nicholson in "One flew over the cuckoos nest."
5 years ago
none of you cunts remembered my birthday
5 years ago
because you are gay
5 years ago
And because no one really cares.
5 years ago
Only the people buried in your back yard cemetery cares about your birthday crypt keeper.
5 years ago
Holy shit, bitcho made a funny!
5 years ago
I bet skulk did that with his handbag.
5 years ago
did you notice this kid didnt bother to describe how he got hurt, and nobody asked either
5 years ago
i was just glad to see him hurt
5 years ago
So what? Cruex loses 1.5 quarts of blood every 28 days.
5 years ago
I'm pretty sure he has more than one a month, due to his constant bitch-fits.
5 years ago
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