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lion vs human staredown

toiletpaper is always handy

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by Asparfum

submitted June 13th 2009

47 comments
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comments (47)
when you get on all fours you just look like something he eats on a daily basis
8 years ago
...or fucks in the ass 50 times a day
8 years ago
Green Screens are awesome.
8 years ago
Holy shit! That dude's got some balls, man.
8 years ago
i got attacked by a lion on my way home from work today

it eated my legs off
8 years ago
Fake. Everyone knows when confronted with a lion, the safest thing is to turn your back on them and crawl away as fast and as spastically as you can.
8 years ago
I think I heard that on Animal Planet last weekend. There was something about a meat necklace improving your odds too.
8 years ago
meat as meat
8 years ago
your mom loves having a meat necklace which quickly becomes a pearl necklace
8 years ago
^ That made absolutely no sense at all. Please learn to shut the fuck up.
8 years ago
FAKE! that was just some guy in a
ranger costume
8 years ago
Dom Deluise will do anything for a buck these days.
8 years ago
^ You sir win internets!
8 years ago
^time for a new catchphrase!
8 years ago
that doesn't work as of a few weeks ago hurrdurr
8 years ago
This guy would make Steve Irwin proud with his stupidity. Let us hope that the tape of this guy's animal mulling induced death gets posted here on Mucho rather than remaining in police archives like poor old Steve's.
8 years ago
No fucking way will that cat give a shit if something like toilet-paper flies past once it decides that you = food.
8 years ago
Bear is more chalengeful stronger this man is picking on the weak.
8 years ago
You sound like someone we know quite well here
8 years ago
Hmmm, I wonder who that could be...?
8 years ago
you wish fags
8 years ago
No, can't be, Planty made more sense.
8 years ago
Hey, prickfuck, why don't you take a step back on over to ebaums and learn english if you're going to bring your bullshit to this site? And for christ's sake, contribute to the site or gtfo, Mr. "last 0 things submitted."
8 years ago
you are happy to see me. read below shits
8 years ago
stfu and hold my pocket, bitch.
8 years ago
i submit never get posted yak and deja dont like my taste its meaningful

ebaums? soundboard are gay like you weak children
8 years ago
fucking fuck this for you mako you love when i do this
8 years ago
No, actually most of us don't like when you FAIL. Jesus, you fail at Mucho almost as much as you fail at life. Now I know why your shit never gets posted.
8 years ago
...What?
8 years ago
Im make friends with Mako
8 years ago
this guy's faking being a complete fucking moron...tryin to ride plantshit's coattails i guess
8 years ago
haha Spallina is Plantshit spelled backwards
8 years ago
ummm...anyway, check out the darren brown vid under his last 10 convos
8 years ago
damn, wario! you got me there.
8 years ago
"Mike carries no firearm, nor anyone else from the group" mike is a moron
8 years ago
Next episode: Mike gets mauled.
8 years ago
he had a secret weapon: a roll of asswipe
8 years ago
what a dummy
8 years ago
i could just picture his gay little ponytail flipping around when the lion gave him the death shake
8 years ago
haha
8 years ago
SHITS SONN.



I apologies for my spelling the last couple of weeks. iv been hitting the piss pretty hard.
8 years ago
^drinks piss
8 years ago
THis is at a wild life place these animals expect food thrown to them there pretty tame. Fake as hell.
8 years ago
how do you know?
8 years ago
looked like a real lion that was about to kill that noob to me
8 years ago
anyway why don't you let me do the thinking ..k?
8 years ago
ohh lawd dik save me some.
8 years ago
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