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Dumb shit gets an M16 backfire

Somehow manages to fire 2 rounds, 1 in the chamber 1 in the barrel or something.

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by UnclePepper

submitted June 9th 2009

46 comments
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God damned idiot.
8 years ago
i hate noobs that just let go of the slide like they see people do it in movies. ive seen so many people cause excessive wear doing that.
8 years ago
You're a fucking idiot. Riding the slide forward can induce a malfunction. Releasing the charging handle is the only way to effectively 'cock' that weapon. What the fuck are you talking about, "excessive wear"?!
8 years ago
Yeah, no shit, WTF are you talking about? Thats the cool way to do it.
8 years ago
does that only apply to certain weapons? when i was at a range during a local sponsored shoot day and demo'd an ak, the owner of one of the sponsoring gunshops that provided the gun nearly ripped my head off for letting the slide slam like that.
8 years ago
What did say to him?
8 years ago
*you
8 years ago
nothing, i just smiled and shot him.
8 years ago
*blew
8 years ago
You an idiot anotherday. First off, it's not a slide. It's a bolt. More specifically a bolt carrier group. You also apparently associate with idiots. I've got an AK103(Saiga conversion) and I've never once fucked my bolt up by racking it too hard.
8 years ago
Well there you have it.
8 years ago
I fucked your mom up by "racking it too hard".
8 years ago
sorry that im not a fucking gun nerd. im sure that someone who served in the military and owns the tri-county's largest gun store has no clue what he was talking about anyways.
8 years ago
It's cool 1rish1, I did the same to my dad. When I fucked him in the ass. With my wang.
8 years ago
anotherday riding the slide comes from people using 1911s because it can break the extractor. Reason being most extractors are MIM(poured in a mold) and not bar stock(A solid piece of metal cut to spec).

Also SMC did you convert yourself or have someone do it for you?
8 years ago
AD.. what??
8 years ago
he referring to the guy who reemed him when he let the bolt slam home.
8 years ago
Some people get pissed if you "rack" an empty gun. The stripping of a fresh round from the magazine slows the bolt carrier group. Preventing its return to battery under unrestrained spring force, minus the internal friction of course.

Every time you fire a gun the BCG violently slams to the rear and is then forced forward by the spring. Racking the action performs the same task without the assistance of the round. Your gunshop guy just didn't like your faggoty ways.
8 years ago
I did it myself King. I ordered a bunch of parts from this dude named Dinzag. He's got a site if you look him up
8 years ago
What do you think the slide does after you fire a round? It slams the next bullet into the chamber.
8 years ago
Good job, toolman.
8 years ago
Anotherday, you're a fucking idiot. I wouldn't buy a gun from you if it cost $1.
8 years ago
I think Anotherday has confused dry firing (being a dipshit) with charging the bolt (necessary for the function of the weapon)??
8 years ago
England still has few muskets and slingshots to defend themselves with
8 years ago
Pull the bolt back, push the slide forward (or whatever the technical term for the handle your pulling on it), put in the magazine, then hit the bolt release.

It looks like this guy is pulling it back just far enough to load a round, but not far enough to lock, then letting it slam forward.
8 years ago
so having any knowledge about a certain subject makes a person a nerd? What a fucken dolt.
8 years ago
A nerd is someone who has a very large amount of knowledge about a specific subject, often to the detriment of a social life.
8 years ago
yep hence why were talking about it.

SMC, how long did it take to do the convert?
8 years ago
first thing you do if you have a malfunction is S.P.O.R.T.S
Slap the magazine
Pull back charging handle
Observe (look in the chamber for jams, etc.. remove jammed round, etc..)
Release the charging handle, btw yes you do release it fast, that's how you are trained in the military
Tap the forward assist
Squeeze the trigger
The guy actually tries to do some of this but he fails obviously. Even in basic training I never saw anyone fuck up like that. The M16 is incredibly easy to operate, hundreds of thousands of near retarded people do it successfully in the services. I'm certainly not saying that people in the military are all stupid but it certainly has its' share.
8 years ago
smelly gun chat.
8 years ago
His malfunction remedies are sort of jacked up. "Tap, Rack, Pull" for the first click; "Clear source, check breach, re-feed, tap, rack, pull." for the second. He should've also checked the primer on his discharged live rounds to see if his firing pin wasn't striking hard enough/wasn't striking.
8 years ago
Why do all that when you can just hit it harder.
8 years ago
Yeah, I guess that's what the forward assist is for..
8 years ago
Now you do know what you are talking about FakeAssNegro...i served with Marines and we did the same thing to solve these kinds of problems..."tap,rack,bang" simple
8 years ago
I didn't know what I was talking about before? I'm pretty sure all of the hours I've spent on the firing line have taught me SOMETHING..
8 years ago
I'm going with a shitty reload of terrible milsurp that squibbed. Fucking idiot on checked the breach and not the barrel. I hope it fucked up his shitty knockoff red dot.
8 years ago
Primer yes, powder no.
8 years ago
S.P.O.R.T.S.
Slide, Pull, Observe, Release, Tap, Squeeze...He forgot to observe.
8 years ago
Not to mention by not checking the charging handle to make sure it catches . This dumbfuck could have rip half his cheek off . Remember the old 12" G.I. Joe figures with the face scars .
8 years ago
Well there goes an expensive weapon.
8 years ago
fuck that... buy a quality brand and just send it in for warranty.
8 years ago
Hey, if ya want me to take a dump in a box an mark it guaranteed for ya, I will-I got spare time.
8 years ago
ok, but im not paying shipping and handling charges!!!
8 years ago
"Are you OK?" "I'm pretty stupid, but otherwise, ya"
8 years ago
I beleive the term you all are looking for is "Squib Load".
8 years ago
It aint workin so ill smack it a bit then pull lavers and hit buttons then try to shoot it again that'll work right? fuckhead.
8 years ago
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