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Ford F-650 > Hummer H3

Name: New Scope Ford F-650 XUV Type of Apocalyp: Zombies Why: The New Scope Truck Ford F-650 Super Duty is very, very ridiculous. Between the zombie-smashing diamond plate front bumper, te six swingin' doors, and the giant diesel tanks running down the side, it's got apocalypse machine written all over it. Though it isn't bulletproof like the the Navistar MaxxPro it will get better fuel economy, guaranteed, so this monster is pretty great for that segment of the end-times buyer who needs a lot of size for his crew of marauding badasses but doesn't want to hijack fuel trains every other day, maybe just once a week.

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by RyogaVee

submitted June 7th 2009

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Ford F-650 > Hummer H3
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comments (33)
I saw this at the Autoshow a year or two ago. My Excursion is still nicer.
8 years ago
jamie says ford excursions are only for men with small penises
8 years ago
I've got a small penis right here for you.
8 years ago
ps: jamie is a man.
8 years ago
Get out of my room, jamie, I don't hear you unless you knock.
8 years ago
Whoaaaa..! Mr. Hand??
8 years ago
Hey, I know that dude!
8 years ago
Claude that was funny shit
8 years ago
thats a terrible zombie plan

i plan on holding up in some nice woods with lots of deer and shit to eat, and living in...lets just say something i designed
8 years ago
A big cardboard box with windows cut out and a "no girls allowed" sign in crayon?
8 years ago
no one with a sign that says no zombies allowed
8 years ago
I recently installed a cootie launcher in my tree fort. Turns out zombies hate cooties too.
8 years ago
"deer and shit to eat"....
8 years ago
hahah Kojach if any shit actually went down the cops would be like "come to our detenti... er, fun center with everyone else and we'll assrap.. er, feed you." and you'd be like "well you guys have badges so I guess I should trust you." and then you'd suck them off.
8 years ago
There will be zombies in the woods too. Zombies are not strictly urban.
8 years ago
Wait a minute... When did Plantshit hack Kojach's account?
8 years ago
Fuck yeah...go Detroit! No wonder we're in the shitter
8 years ago
i agree sporty....looks like that thing gets about *7 FEET per gallon*
8 years ago
I can't read all that shit in the description, did ryogay steal one?
8 years ago
We could all drive these if the fucking numbnuts in Washington would let us drill for oil instead of helping the fucking elk and Chinese.
8 years ago
It ain't easy bein' green.
8 years ago
And we don't all need to drive one of these.
8 years ago
yeah, the mass populace of people just waiting for a zonbie invasion are still not seeing the optional front and read mounted m2's. besides it probably has only like 2 cub holders.
8 years ago
I'll need at least two of these.
8 years ago
Zombies do not "invade".
8 years ago
so they maraud? or encroach?
8 years ago
Didn't we have this discussion before? They "apoc"
8 years ago
oh right. my bad.
8 years ago
America!~ FUCK YEAH!
8 years ago
TINY dick.
8 years ago
Yeah of course it's better than the H3. My fucking lawn tractor is better than the H3.
8 years ago
What's all the fuss? has nobody seen a security truck before?
8 years ago
somebody fucking kill it!
8 years ago
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