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Freeway Suicide

Daniel V Jones' suicide in L.A. His logic: Why burn to death or jump off an overpass when shotguns are quicker?

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by buster-guts

submitted June 4th 2009

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fuck pants
9 years ago
they cover up your butt?
9 years ago
why don't people stick the barrel in thier ass and blow the shit out of thier brains that way. now that would be mucho worthy.
9 years ago
I think you're on to something there.
9 years ago
I wouldn't doubt people have tried, but they can't reach the trigger.
9 years ago
use your toe to pull the trigger.
9 years ago
Why don't ya give that a try and tell us how it works when you're paralyzed from the waist down because you shot your fucking spine you half-wit.
9 years ago
call whine one one, luces needs a wha-ambulance
9 years ago
yeah no
9 years ago
looks like he shat right after he hits the gound
9 years ago
Wasn't this televised in CA not lot long after school let out and was witnessed by a bunch of kids?
9 years ago
Yeah, they interupted kids shows for this. That's why they rarely show chases anymore. I saw this live about 10 years ago.
9 years ago
yeah i was in 7th grade or so when i saw this on live tv. just wanted to come home and watch cartoons and this dude wastes him self. what it doesnt show is that he had his dog in cab with him when he set it on fire so that dog was burned alive. also, the reason he killed himself was because he had aids and cancer and he was mad at HMOs.
9 years ago
health maintenance organizations?
9 years ago
Aids and cancer? And on fire too? daaaaaammmmmnn!
9 years ago
That guy accomplished more in three minutes of live television than most people accomplish in their entire lives.

I doubt he had any impact on the U.S. medical insurance practices or really inspired anyone to work herder for a cure for AIDS or cancer. But in under five minutes, he left permanent scars on the psyches of hundreds of innocent school children. A hero to all! *sniff*
9 years ago
He even did it with his pants off. This is my kinda guy!
9 years ago
i hope i die such an honorable death
9 years ago
the local news fuckers changed their whole approach after this genius.A cure for AIDS?Dont waste another fuckin penny..dont be a needle user,dont be keistering your dong or someone else's and dont be african-CURED
9 years ago
you still watched cartoons in seventh grade?
9 years ago
I still watch cartoons now.
9 years ago
So, the dog lived right?
9 years ago
Nah. The dog lived wrong since that day. Took to the streets and got involved with the wrong crowd. Bit a few legs here and there. Eventually died from a ketamine overdose.
9 years ago
Cruel sucked its dick.
9 years ago
Pwn3d!
9 years ago
Whilst rish masturbated in the background like a filthy AIDS-ravaged gibbon.
9 years ago
Whammy!
9 years ago
He failed at life .. and death.
9 years ago
and he loved to smoke camel cigarets too.
9 years ago
A true member of the Hard Pack.
9 years ago
Through a series of experiments he eliminated two options, and successfully employed the third.

Dude's a fucking scientist I say.
9 years ago
If it had been me, I would jumped. But I'd grab that shotgun and fire it off like Yosemite Sam in hopes of taking someone with me.
9 years ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE THAT VARMINT
9 years ago
"Maybe if I burn to death...whoa! Way to fuckin' hot~! How about I jump~! That looks pretty high up though. AHA~! I got it. BLAM!!!!"
9 years ago
Theres the rarely used, doused in gas, jump from bridge then shoot my head off trifecta.

Now thats the way to go.
9 years ago
Well, that sucks for him, his family, etc.
9 years ago
i think its great for him, im pretty sure thats what he wanted.
9 years ago
im sure his family was happy he left
9 years ago
I saw this on "faces of death" years ago. dude tried to burn himself to death, chickened out. Tried to jump, chickened out, then shot himself...had AIDS or something like that...

If I remember right, I think his dog was in the truck too.
9 years ago
not the doooog...
9 years ago
lol @ 1:09-"OW! OW! OW! HOT! SHIT!"
9 years ago
nice road of blood right there
9 years ago
Easily aroused?
9 years ago
There should be another angel of this if I remember right, a video from another helicopter.
9 years ago
Yeah, Im right, if you watch Bowling for Columbine there is a really quick clip from another angle of that dude shooting himself
9 years ago
*halo cam
9 years ago
I think it would've been far more fun to show the aftermath and try to guess what the fuck happened here before showing the full sequence!
Let's see...truck on fire (inside the cabin)...pants and shoes strewn about the highway...dead fucker mid-way between truck and pants with head blown off and shotgun not far away...GO!
9 years ago
you may be onto something
9 years ago
well that went swimmingly
9 years ago
what a fucking loser
9 years ago
nah, he tried till he got it right... he must have been listening in school!!!
9 years ago
Cobained 8 point he should of went with burn to death for the triple word score .
9 years ago
His hair was on fire. He was probably just trying to put it out.
9 years ago
what did the sign say?
9 years ago
"disregard this i suck cocks"
9 years ago
good one
9 years ago
It says something about HMOs and why insurance companies suck because they wouldn't pay for his meds or something.
9 years ago
+1 for Team Freeway Suicide
9 years ago
I don't get it, why kill yourself when you have AIDS, you could kill so many other people first.
9 years ago
no dont do it......i'm going to be late for work.
9 years ago
fucking awesome.

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9 years ago
cn this when i was 10! lame
9 years ago
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