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iSnort

Now you too can be just like this douchebag if you have an iphone and use it for nothing more than a useless piece of shit shovelware device.

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by yak

submitted June 3rd 2009

65 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
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muchoworthynot muchoworthyTheAllMightyToaster
comments (65)
I'd like to see that fat fuck try the real stuff instead of pointless app.
8 years ago
He might lose a pound or two..
8 years ago
He might lose status. Fuck off mucho.
8 years ago
shut up invalid
8 years ago
I want it... Just incased I ever get suckered into going to church or another one of the girlfriends family events.
8 years ago
wow so cool, I wanna be cool too
8 years ago
You could try giving blowjobs for money. Hookers are always popular.
8 years ago
Work under a bridge.
8 years ago
suck dick for gas money and ride a bike.
8 years ago
Mamers, gimme a rimjob and I'll pay for the cab home.
8 years ago
sOnn3...honestly, you must have been one of the first ever muchoers - besides yak, deja, and lava...reading a comment from you makes me feel like an archaeologist, or maybe an anthropologist at least...

so, besides having Down's....
how's life?
8 years ago
s0nn3? hes like a month after we "launched" not sure what user number that would make him... i guess we could find out... fairly low tho.. that was before mucho was making money or anything..
8 years ago
you should ban him
8 years ago
its kinda like how when indians got old they would send them off into the woods to die, we could do the same with old ass users...
or ones with too high comment counts
8 years ago
I guess your definition of cool and mine are pretty diferent, I like drugs and you like giving blow jobs...
8 years ago
i dont like drugs but like getting blowjobs... what do i win????
8 years ago
You win a blowjob from Mamer if you give him your drugs.
8 years ago
@possum.. ehh downs isnt so bad, I get mistaken for Corky from "Life goes on" so it evens out.
8 years ago
carry on then sOnn3
carry on...
8 years ago
Always the diplomat, the Possum
8 years ago
go dunk your head in the nearest fjord, persona
8 years ago
awwwww sheeeeyit
8 years ago
he aint plants, but he's all we got right now, steve
8 years ago
hey, I`m here to make you life a bit more miserable, thats all Poss. besides that I`m all wet now!
8 years ago
4 minutes til mitternacht - YAY!
8 years ago
.................. no comment
8 years ago
snarf!
8 years ago
the replacement is in da house! God have mercy on you all!
8 years ago
the lemonade is on the head
8 years ago
snarf, snarf, possum, skulk, snarf
oh yeth...
8 years ago
What a fag
8 years ago
Why would a developer waste his time in making this?
8 years ago
welcome to the internet?
8 years ago
There really is an app for just about anything...
8 years ago
Trust me, there is. I have one called iFart.
8 years ago
drumrave... the faggot who made ifart has made over a million dollars in sales... the iphone appstore is basically the lowest common denominator in humanities use of technology..
8 years ago
I have the g1 phone and most apps are free.

That's just sad someone would pay .99$ for farting noises :( especially when there are like 15 free apps on g1
8 years ago
anyone seen the shaking baby app?
8 years ago
yeah i thought it was kind of funny.. i mean tasteless of course but funny... apple pulled it from the app store and seized the developer account i believe..
free doesn't make things better btw drum... but pay doesn't always make things better either... i would personally take an iphone over a google phone any day.. but i would take a palm pre over both of them (already have an iphone)... so when the pre comes out thats my phone :(
8 years ago
You disappoint me Yak.. I figured you'd be all over the android.
8 years ago
all over a *google* app? lol fuuuuuuuuuuuck that...

google is one of the shadiest tech companies in the world right now in my opinion...

i believe the correct term for google is a "wolf in sheeps clothing"
8 years ago
Have you checked out bing yet yak? I think this maybe one of the best things microsoft has done in a while
8 years ago
though it's pretty much live revamped
8 years ago
Hell, there's an iPhone app where all it does is display a red gem on the phone.

It's called "I am rich" and costs $999.99.
8 years ago
Bullshit.
8 years ago
yeah smerf thats when there were more people scamming iphone apps.. i think that has toned down more... i got spammed about bing cuz i (a few months ago) was playing with ppc advertising and such with microsoft adwords or whatever its called.. what is it?
have you seen the new zune btw? i dont like microsoft.. .but that thing looks fking hot
8 years ago
bing is basically a revamped windows live but with a huge marketing campaign behind it. I guess they decided to change that also along with making windows 7 to kind of change people's perspective of microsoft
8 years ago
Google indexing = NSA snapshots
8 years ago
Fuck if I know. I don't have an iPhone.

Hell, I know the guy in charge of the zune projects. Well, I know his wife and have met him a few times. Nice guy, I should see if I can get a zune for free.
8 years ago
Actually, I need a new phone. Fuck the iPhone, though. I like being able to actually feel the keys.
8 years ago
You should fuck his wife and shit on her face. Take a picture of her face covered in shit and show it to him and tell him that's what you think of zune.
8 years ago
For people that cannot afford the real thing. By the way, where is the iFuck?
8 years ago
Attached to your wrists.
8 years ago
I was cutting mines chunky a couple of minutes ago, I am going for another hit. Too bad non of you can't have none..
8 years ago
Rock it up pussy
8 years ago
thats what I hate about using crack, it always gets stuck in my nose
8 years ago
I thought it was the other way around.
8 years ago
My shit is good peruvian shit straight from the amazons of peru, all while and it smells a little bit like gasoline..
8 years ago
thats because it's made with gasoline
8 years ago
Eh. Typical Apple user.
8 years ago
iMeth would be nice. Everytime you pull up the app, it's a different color and consistency, and then it makes the sound of a blowtorch when the line's gone.
8 years ago
It would also cost 1/3 of what iSnort does and last 17 times longer.
8 years ago
iJenkem
8 years ago
iProvidedTheJenkem
8 years ago
nothing compared to the Rock and Roll Clown.
8 years ago
recover password
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