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Whales in captivity can't do this

I hope FEMA gets their way though so we can have videos of Shamu failing at life..

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by buster-guts

submitted June 3rd 2009

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FREE WILLY!!!!!!!!!
8 years ago
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!
8 years ago
by FREE i mean SUCK... and by WILLY i mean MY DICK
8 years ago
Fuck that movie, it's a fucking PR sham. Whales in captivity die earlier than wild whales, true. But whales that are released from captivity die a hell of a lot sooner.
8 years ago
like king kong
8 years ago
all whales are vegan, FACT!
except for those unfortunate Reagonistas!

so sad that we humans did not feed them kelp when they cried out for "stupid old used up vegan hippies"
snarf!
8 years ago
Hey look possum it's Willy. Someone needs to free him.


^my Rking impression.
Judges?
8 years ago
...pretty good urks...butt not nearly enough CAPITAL LETTERS
8 years ago
FEMA? I hope that's some kind of joke
8 years ago
also orca's are dolphins
8 years ago
cues up "irish bartender joke , one thru five"...any takers?
8 years ago
excuse me you fucking assholes.. this is shark music
8 years ago
*respectful silence*
8 years ago
What's your point?
8 years ago
Jaws
8 years ago
The point is, IT'S SHARK MUSIC!
8 years ago
sharks are not mammals
8 years ago
They couldn't find the soundtrack to "ORCA".
8 years ago
OM NOM NOM!
8 years ago
fucking navy seals pussies
8 years ago
i dont want no more pink whales
8 years ago
He's gonna need a bigger float.
8 years ago
I have a nature story. This morning about 5:30 I got up to take the wife to the bathroom and while I was waiting I let the dogs out. So I'm watching the lab running all over the place. Then I seen the rabbit. The rabbit tried to escape by running through my chain linked fence around my strawberry patch. It didn't make it but halfway before it got stuck, so I went back and got into the patch and pulled it through the fence. When I first grabbed it, it was lying in the plants so I didn't see that it split its face from its nose up to its ears. Laid wide open but not really bleeding. So I threw it back into the yard to see what the beagle would do and it ran right through the fence between the yards, this time getting stuck again, so I left the stupid fuck in the fence with the two dogs sniffing its ass.
8 years ago
see what happens when you try to mess with nature? fucking animals are so stupid it doesnt help. next time just shoot the damn thing and have some good rabbit stew or somethin.
8 years ago
happy story
8 years ago
the lady cant shit by herself? toilet monster, perhaps?
8 years ago
whales are fuckin cool, FUCK YEAH!
8 years ago
It's a shame these are dolphins then.
8 years ago
RUN FORREST RUN!!!!
8 years ago
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