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King douchebag

yak and his luxurious facial hair

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by dirtyrottensteve

submitted May 28th 2009

87 comments
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King douchebag
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I go to this Barber shop called Oskar's barber shop in Los Angeles and they specialized in these kind of douchebag styles..I just get my fade on and that's it.
9 years ago
fades are for donkey fletchers
9 years ago
and cheap asses like you need to get photoshop..
9 years ago
I don't need it since I really don't use it
9 years ago
I would do him...
9 years ago
I don't know what a fade is but I suspect that even saying it is kinda gay.
9 years ago
fag
9 years ago
The military has them,why talk shit about my fade?
9 years ago
Military is full of fags.
9 years ago
Ok might as well shave my self bald or let my hair grow long and shit since I can't get a fade. What is the correct way of cutting hair in order not to look to FAGGITY.
9 years ago
shave it yourself...
9 years ago
yeah, the only way not to look "faggity" is to shave it yourself.
9 years ago
it was a joke bitcho calm down, gheez
9 years ago
the bandwagon yankees hat really brings the douche level to over 9000
9 years ago
Jorge Posada is his hero.
9 years ago
NINE THOUSAND?????
9 years ago
4chan alert
9 years ago
dragon ball z alert you mean idiot?
9 years ago
daayum son
9 years ago
You just got spirit bombed
9 years ago
Kaiouken 20x.
9 years ago
*WILDLY SWINGS SHITSOCK*
9 years ago
What? NINE THOUSAND?!
9 years ago
OVER NINE THOUSAND?!?
9 years ago
anotherday, you know hating on lucid isnt going to get you mucho approval...right?
9 years ago
im trying to win her affection, any attention i garner from posting here in my efforts is superfluous. you've said that like five times now tonight anyways. are you her white knight or something?
9 years ago
i'm simply saying your an asshole and going about it all wrong
9 years ago
your opinion is duly noted.
9 years ago
i think you should write her a poem, she likes poems....something in the style of Wordsworth...or Poe...she likes both of those
9 years ago
Write her a poem about how you want to violate her pooper with a morning star.
9 years ago
she wouldnt like that
9 years ago
she comes to mucho, any form of literature that professes one's desire to destroy a fair maiden's shitter with medieval weaponry is not only romantic, but expected.
9 years ago
Roses are read. Fucking die you fat whore.
9 years ago
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your mom sucks a dick
Cruel does too.
9 years ago
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players,
They have their exits and entrances,
Except you, fucking skank.
9 years ago
The Pain grew Deep,
My Heart died Slow,
The Love was Real,
But I did not Know,

God save my Soul,
My mind I have Lost,
The crime I've Committed,
Is Not worth the Cost,

Make this all Stop,
I beg you please Do,
The words in my Mind,
Those Eyes so Blue,

The Love was Real,
But I did not Know,
The Pain grew Deep,
Her Heart died Slow,

She told me all This,
I tell you no Lie,
Those deep Blue Eyes,
Said I want to Die,
9 years ago
the only good poem I ever wrote, got it published but it did me no good :/
so you are free to use it to disgrace lucid, AD
9 years ago
that sounds more like a poem about breaking up, dw. im not talented with words myself, but i'll download and dedicate that old emo "ohio is for lovers" song to lucid. maybe i'll be able to get her heart out of mexico and over to my state.

hey lucid, i just got an idea. we should swap addresses and send each other mixtapes! omg that would be so cool, id luf u forevaaaaa
9 years ago
1. I hate hawthorne heights...HATE THEM!
2. My heart is in Mexico for a reason...don't fuck with it.
3. GTFO of my profile on Myspace you creepy bastard.
4. I'm tired, can I please take a nap teacher?
5. My address is the same as Jack the Rippers.
9 years ago
*whispers* Psssp, whore, come close, closer. Here's an idea: Why don't just get rid of the link on your homepage? That way, you won't get any creeps on your precious gayspace profile, okay? Great, now post a shot of your ass and stfu.
9 years ago
hey, i didnt say they were a good band or that i listen to them, i just was trying to think of something that had to do with ohio.

if i speak to you in spanish, will that make you fall in love with me?
9 years ago
and why am i the creepy bastard anyways? yeah i pooped on your picture, but you're the one who posted nudes and your myspace for thousands(millions?) of people that you will never meet in the first place. last time i watched sesame street, i thought that they taught you to not talk to strangers on the internet...let alone give out personal information and nude pictures.
9 years ago
oh, did you see my avatar too? <3
9 years ago
i do like your avvy :)

and if you spoke spanish it might help...Sin embargo no le ayudará a tener sexo conmigo








and ok i like one song from them...silver bullet
9 years ago
acoustic version only
9 years ago
i thought deja gave us a birthday gift and banned you
9 years ago
it was her birthday gift to herself asshole and i was banned until this morning

ps happy late birthday deja
9 years ago
what do check every hour you freak?
9 years ago
uh no....i guess....seeing as after midnight on 6/02 is no longer her birthday i figured it had to end sometime there after...
9 years ago
do you check on me every hour? thanks sweet of you
9 years ago
i hope you die
9 years ago
El scramo, nosotros no te queramos.
9 years ago
no dejaria que ni mi perro te cojiera, perra sucia sin pedigree
9 years ago
taco
9 years ago
1. I hope you live to be a ripe old age and have many bastard children and lots of money.


And to jones, cuando su pene es blando, saldré.
9 years ago
Jones es un mut :)
9 years ago
So you won't stay for sloppy seconds?
9 years ago
Lucid.
Stfu you pustulated prolapsed cow's anus.
9 years ago
Fucking desperate ho.
9 years ago
:( no
9 years ago
Soggy bunch of pretend flowers that nobody wants.
9 years ago
Quisiera violación si yo sabía que si te hace sentir mejor, grasa puta con pezones salchicha.
9 years ago
bailamosssss
let the rhythm take you over
bailamosssss
te quiero...amor mio
bailamosssss
wanna live this night forever
bailamossss
te quiero...amor mio
9 years ago
Hahaha! I'm not a fat whore with nipple sausages! you cant speak spanish you failchild :(
9 years ago
are the mirrors in your house broken or something fatty fat fat whore?
9 years ago
So I put the verb in the wrong spot, doesn't make it any less true.
9 years ago
fact her heart is in mexico for me
fact she likes me better than anotherfag
Hi lucid!
9 years ago
yay! for something that lasts a day or two, fucking awesome
9 years ago
is this alana?
9 years ago
yes, zeke, yes it is
9 years ago
the beards pretty cool but the rest of him does say douchebag
9 years ago
Ballsack on the chin.
9 years ago
< lemonade on the head
9 years ago
dior sunglasses = fail
9 years ago
Nah, not the kind douchebag. That title is held by one of the orange skinned fuckers from New Jersey.
9 years ago
we need more pictures of the NJ Guido Douche Crew in my opinion
9 years ago
we really don't.
9 years ago
They've been posted here before. Just go to the tags and look for "douche" or "douche of the week"
9 years ago
its original.stop hating...nerds
9 years ago
Yeah original. You mean from like 6 years ago when wesley snipes did it to the side of his head. Yeah.....
9 years ago
just because your sheltered ass hasn't seen it before doesn't make it original, dickrot.
9 years ago
Looks like Froy got tired of being the low-key member of the repo team.
9 years ago
this fairy puts more effort into shaving once than i have in like 5 years
9 years ago
I do this around my groin.
9 years ago
what a tit
9 years ago
VERGA EL PUTO
9 years ago
New Yorker....figures.

Prob one of those pretend UFC fags who always wear TapouT shirts everywhere
9 years ago
recover password
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